Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"Thank you for saving me! But the princess is in another castle!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"System Dynamics Model of the Dark Night of the Soul!!!"

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Can we eat it?"

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Lets. Push. Things. Forward."

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

"GIVE ME THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, BITCH!"

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Calibrate me, Dick!"

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You know, I hear the ending blows."

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Do you take credit?"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"this is an introduction into sound"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I AM A WEREWOLF

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Stop that Geir!"

― Mad Icky (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I want your skull! I need your skull!"

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"This one time, at bandcamp..."

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Damnit, not on the keyboard!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Godamn I love Elton John"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

";-)"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm declaring a jihad on your vag."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"This is a ficticious orgasm from a ficticious president!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

"It's what astronauts drink."

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Eh."

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I give up"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm drinking a soy latte/I take a double shotte/It stimulates my body/And you know I'm satisfied."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The infidels have not invaded Baghdad, we are in complete control"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

"porkchops and applesauce"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

"marsha, marsha, marsha."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

"shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yay"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"WOO-HAH!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Tom, delete ILX."

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I win!"

― Kitten With A Whip, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I hope I don't miss my cue, that'd suck"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"What! It's not over until someone bleeds."

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"It's time to start RUNNING!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Pop a wheelie!"

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Did I do that?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"wahoo! we're half way there! Wa-hoo! We'll make it I swear!"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"we named the dog Indiana"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Oops, I did it again..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"it's not a tumor"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

"i stuck a 6 inch gold blade in the head of a girl"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Oh shit, I shouldn't have laughed...it's coming out my nose now too!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Peter North, eat yr heart out!"

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm gonna cum."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

The fact that I've been referred to twice now disturbs my tender sensibilities.

Matt Groening had a hilarious _Life in Hell_ on the very subject...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Y'know the cycles are getting too short for me round here."

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Primary objective complete"

― cprek (cprek), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"like sands through the hourglass babycakes..."

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bellow:

"If love is a radio, turn it up to ten!"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"i've just completely drained my Rocco Baldelli's"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

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