A friend of mine posted this photo on FB and tagged me -- it's from his sister, who was having brunch in LA on the weekend. Check out the table in the background.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16174971_10155008339685719_1332113233518692805_n.jpg?oh=fdf7d64e90ae16a3d1c7bfb5b2197ac6&oe=591E163B
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link
Nice catch
― THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:36 (seven years ago) link
Holy shit, Donald Glover eats food?
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:43 (seven years ago) link
well, if rob bricken thinks vader has no dick then i think we can take it as canon that vader is, in fact, packing a dick
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link
(ps fuck rob bricken)
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:48 (seven years ago) link
The Landos bruncheth
― mh π, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:01 (seven years ago) link
whats donald glover doing with brett 'the hitman' hart
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link
billy dee looking pretty ominous
― mh π, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:50 (seven years ago) link
guys what if lando is vader's dick
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:54 (seven years ago) link
what if lando is snoke
― mh π, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:55 (seven years ago) link
what if bb8 is lando
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:55 (seven years ago) link
long game, he groomed the series of events leading han and leia's appearance in cloud city over the years, including setting up underground supply routes to hoth
once vader comes to cloud city, he's able to steal his sith artifacts
― mh π, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:57 (seven years ago) link
you mean his dick right
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:58 (seven years ago) link
the comics lend credibility to this -- Lando ends up accidentally stealing the Emperor's yacht, which is filled with sith artifacts
he was corrupted by them since that time and everything we see in the movies is part of his long game
xp oh yeah I mean it's his dick that was corrupted
― mh π, Monday, 23 January 2017 22:58 (seven years ago) link
in star wars, it takes a possible jedi to make the shot to destroy the death star
in rotj, lando (and his dick) are on the lead ship destroying a death star
― mh π, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:00 (seven years ago) link
ok I just can't talk about dicks anymore
fp'd u for quitting vader's dick
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 23:02 (seven years ago) link
yes what about the balls? all that Death Star imagery isn't just metaphor you know
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 23 January 2017 23:04 (seven years ago) link
then he mighta needed to talk to a PCP about his prostate
― Neanderthal, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:40 (seven years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wMrbhRru--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/gzvbeczvwse5zs0lxgby.jpg
― THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Monday, 23 January 2017 23:52 (seven years ago) link
Bothers me that all droids have 4-character names. And R2 units, for example, are all R2-??, which means there can be at most 36 x 36 R2 units in the whole universe, and only 36 x36x36x36=1.7 million robots in the whole universe.
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:17 (seven years ago) link
well fuck, that's unravelled the entire tightly-woven fabric of the star wars universe for me
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:23 (seven years ago) link
but wait you're assuming that all droids have unique names - maybe 'r2d2' is as common as 'steve' but we don't know because we've only seen one onscreen
phew, faith in star wars restored
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:26 (seven years ago) link
The droids introduced in the Darth Vader comic are 0-0-0 and BT-1, which admittedly don't help much.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:27 (seven years ago) link
*doesn't, though admittedly they don't help much either.
According to tvtropes.org, the following heroic droids have been featured in Episode VII and its spinoff media (comics and novels) so far:
C3-POR2-D2BB-8PZ-4COR2-KTGA-97PZ-99CO-342-MED-2VL-44R0-4L0R2-HAO-R10NR4N1-ZX
Surpised that Y0-L0 and B0-0B5 haven't yet shown up.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:58 (seven years ago) link
Guess moisture farmers can't afford personalised droids
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 11:01 (seven years ago) link
4L-0K0
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 11:58 (seven years ago) link
F-H8RS
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 12:01 (seven years ago) link
XD
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 12:08 (seven years ago) link
http://fxrant.blogspot.com.au/2017/01/the-death-star-and-final-trench-run.html
important trench location info
― mh π, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link
trenchant building meter data
― stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link
the death star computer animation being completely wrong about the superlaser location is classic star wars and i'm glad george didn't fix it
― mh π, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 16:00 (seven years ago) link
And R2 units, for example, are all R2-??,
Yeah, but the R2 designation is only a subclass of the larger astromech droid class. Like in the graphic below, with only covers the subclasses beginning with R. "Chopper" on Star Wars: Rebels is clearly an astromech, but his designation is C1-10P.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/43/70/b7/4370b7a95ba81eb24b5c103f8179644c.jpg
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:01 (seven years ago) link
I kind of assumed that R* units were from one vendor and the C* units are from a different one. Different vendors using different nomenclatures for product lines.
― mh π, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:13 (seven years ago) link
hey guys I'm worried about whether or not any more death stars are gonna get blown up
― Ξα½ΟΞΉΟ, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:26 (seven years ago) link
My understanding is that the next standalone movie following the Han Solo one is about the discovery that R2-D2's head has, all along, been one half of a new Death Star terrorizing the micro-universe inhabited by midichlorians.
― stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link
I wonder if someday they are going to make a star wars movie with two death stars? would be crazy
― silverfish, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link
A new Death Star but, get this, inflatable.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link
How about two Death Stars connected side by side, attached to a long, cylindrical ram?
― (The caption: βfine dining.β) (DJP), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link
I have a penI have a death starUHDeath star pen!
― how's life, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:37 (seven years ago) link
In the Italian version, R2-D2 was C1-P8. Chopper from Rebels is Italian. Duh.
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/R2-D2
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 18:38 (seven years ago) link
we need an L-R0N droid
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:02 (seven years ago) link
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/7/75/L-Ron_003.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110619024316
L-Ron was already in Justice League International.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:06 (seven years ago) link
Nah, go four Death Stars and go this route instead:
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/mst3k/images/2/25/SatelliteOfLove.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20070604152959
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:29 (seven years ago) link
Now that I think about it I would pay money to see a Star Wars film begin with the Lucasfilm logo and then:
"In the not too distant future..."
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link
next movie should just be 2 1/2 hours of death stars blowing up other death stars, non-stop exploding death stars w John Williams score
― Ξα½ΟΞΉΟ, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link
Death Stars stealing each other's schematics. "Many Death Stars exploded to bring us this information."
― jmm, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:47 (seven years ago) link
lol ned
― how's life, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:50 (seven years ago) link
jmm too.
― how's life, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 19:51 (seven years ago) link