Adam Baldwin?
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:24 (seven years ago) link
miscavige
― sleepingbag, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link
nuclear football in White House bathroom next to cell phone
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 20:48 (seven years ago) link
alderweireld limps off
― trilby mouth (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:30 (seven years ago) link
turd in clam chowder
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2017 21:38 (seven years ago) link
reinstalling tinder after happily uninstalling tinder
― why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Sunday, 22 January 2017 10:12 (seven years ago) link
at game time of the first of the world series, october 24, 2017, it is 103 degrees at dodger stadium in los angeles.
― Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 00:10 (six years ago) link
um
that was supposed to go in the global warming's terrifying new math thread
but just to make it fit the thread:
los angeles in october is 103 degrees, no one cares
― Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 00:12 (six years ago) link
Your chickens are coming home to roost bobby boucher
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 06:39 (six years ago) link
Every time you talk you also fart uncontrollably.
― The Wetting Planner (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 10:23 (six years ago) link
You eat lunch. One by one your teeth fall out.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link
Sissoko starts every game for the rest of the season
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link
Emperor Bundy
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 October 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link
“madam, i’m scott adams”
― estela, Saturday, 28 October 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link
found our parakeet with all of her beak broken off.
― Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link
Your ambitious mortgage application has been approved
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link
^^^braggin
― imago, Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:55 (six years ago) link
Future Guinness record holder for 'largest kidney stone ever passed'.
― Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:58 (six years ago) link
XP fantasy tbu
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
Emperor Trump stuck on Imperial Toilet
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link
congrats dmac
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link
Will ye stop
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link
an idiot gets ahold of a nuclear weapon
― Mordy, Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
crystal ball yo
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:31 (five years ago) link
you have to write so dully that all ilx comprehends
― flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 08:19 (five years ago) link
blabbermouth who spills secrets to russians still has security clearance
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:06 (five years ago) link
Leeds United fans celebrate Premier League return in style
― anvil, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:14 (five years ago) link
painful bowel movement releases writhing mass of razor-toothed worms― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:46 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
still occasionally think about this one
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:15 (five years ago) link
― slugbuggy, Saturday, August 18, 2018 10:06 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
& can arbitrarily pull the clearance of people who were using it legitimately, seemingly without immediate consequences.
O, even more so, the total lack of oversight repercussions to the acts of a maniac.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:29 (five years ago) link
clearly not ten words
― flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 August 2018 09:31 (five years ago) link
There was a good one in the back of Eno's Diary book that I was rereading, in an appendix called Unthinkable Futures.
People of different astrological signs wage war with each other.
― MaresNest, Saturday, 18 August 2018 10:34 (five years ago) link
Bono - Morrissey collaboration
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 August 2018 13:08 (five years ago) link
socialism and anarchism found willing ears into which to pour
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 18 August 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link
imagoPosted: August 18, 2018 at 1:47:44 PMbirdwatching and experimental writing crew that meets for afternoon tea
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 18 August 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link
you clearly ordered the wrong thing
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Saturday, 18 August 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link
Guy Fieri, US Secretary of Flavor
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link
Contagious scaly butt warts
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
The Beatles featuring Adam Levine
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link
Misread that as 'The Beatles fucking Adam Levine'. I assume that also counts as an entry itt.
― Goody Rickels on the Dime (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
Compulsory gyro-based autophagia. And you're all out of tzatziki.
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
Tears that smell like doodoo
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
water slide gets progressively smaller, you become wedged, dying slowly
― boobie, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
2020
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 September 2020 01:37 (three years ago) link
all your cell walls collapse.
haunting. even knowing I don't have any.
― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 27 September 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link
Rolling Stone lists the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
― Deflatormouse, Sunday, 27 September 2020 06:54 (three years ago) link
Dying just restarts your life DVD
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 September 2020 07:17 (three years ago) link
xp :D <3 :D
― Mille scampeaux (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:02 (three years ago) link
the world today ... and tomorrow
― Stevolende, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:18 (three years ago) link
white privileged theatre group tackle racism
― Stevolende, Sunday, 27 September 2020 10:19 (three years ago) link
your life has always been narrated by larry king
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link
(^a very personal message from Mr. Karl Malone)
also:
you dream you're a butterfly. waken as a butterfly. it sucks.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 27 September 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link