This is the thread where KBP attempts to read "The Art of the Deal"

lol

I always loved that phrase: “burn grass.

2009-2016: CHOOM GANG
2017-20xx: burn grass

He's no Christgau.

He is kinda lefsetz-y tho

I’d watched her in construction meetings, and what I liked was that she took no guff from anyone.

be that a warning to you donald: women are not going to take guff (off the cuff)

bad publicity is sometimes better than no publicity at all

uh yes

I got an invitation from Adnan Khashoggi

hel-lo

And while I can’t honestly say I need an eighty-foot living room, I do get a kick out of having one.

Nobody builds living rooms better than me, believe me... *trips over gold-plated table, nobody can hear his screams of agony*

My lawyer, Roy Cohn

And now you know the rest of the story.

we don't need pato getting any bright ideas here

OR DO WE

we don't need pato getting any bright ideas here

OR DO WE

lock the admins of I Love AFL up
lock the admins of I Love AFL up
lock the admins of I Love AFL up

Fred Nerk better watch out

king boy high-watto

The writer who ghost wrote TAotD thinks Trump is a terrible cnut, BTW.

Also I read this book, Lee Iacco's autobio, and Spycatcher about twenty years ago and Spycatcher was by far the least delusional and full of bullshit.

And remember that Spycatcher is the book that claims that a former head of MI5 was at the time a KGB double agent.

To me, it makes sense to put money in trust for your children, so they don’t inherit millions of dollars when they turn twenty-one.

son you didn't sonned

I can be a screamer when I want to be

the american public does not have this choice until the eventual impeachment

But then, “modest” isn’t my favorite word.

you mean to tell me that the guy who was gloating in his inauguration speech about taking the presidency on an incoherent platform of authoritarian white nationalism lacks modes-- oh, I see

The person I hired to be my personal representative overseeing the construction, Barbara Res, was the first woman ever put in charge of a skyscraper in New York. She was thirty-three at the time, she’d worked for HRH, and I’d met her on the Commodore job, where she’d worked as a mechanical superintendent. I’d watched her in construction meetings, and what I liked was that she took no guff from anyone. She was half the size of most of these bruising guys, but she wasn’t afraid to tell them off when she had to, and she knew how to get things done.

lol they've found her and she isn't taking guff: https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/822811103813976064

do you know of any donald trump-narrated audio books?

asking for a friend

Early on, I’d become particularly friendly with one of the newer tenants at Swifton. He was Jewish, an older man who’d been in a concentration camp in Poland. He’d started off in America as a butcher, then bought the shop, and by the time I met him, he owned perhaps fourteen butcher shops. He and his wife had taken two apartments in Swifton and put them together, and they had a great place, and they were very happy there. I had a lot of respect for this guy, because he had street smarts, he’d been around, and he was obviously a true survivor.

okay I think we know that he didn't contribute anything to this book

HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th. It will be called “A Salute To America” and will be held at the Lincoln Memorial. Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 24, 2019

this sounds awfully like Rocktober In July

a cease & desist letter is on its way

A Salute To America, formerly known as Independence Day.

Hope they fit in a Hail to England! during the festivities

Celebrating the Make America Rallies of 1776, I understand.