http://k2planthireltd.com/poster-one.jpg
― schrute dwyte (unregistered), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:32 (seven years ago) link
hahahaha fair
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:38 (seven years ago) link
tough love
― i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 January 2017 12:57 (seven years ago) link
dearie me
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 20 January 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link
https://jobs.designit.com/jobs/24949-lead-service-designer
― koogs, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 10:24 (seven years ago) link
"Your best work is yet to come. Pinkie swear and fist bumps."
― koogs, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 10:25 (seven years ago) link
found out that anglo-saxon literature is full of objects that talk e.g. inscriptions on caskets written from the POV of the casket, unrelated to the engravings underneath, so all this "hi, i am made from 100% recycled plastic" biz is actually highly traditional
― ogmor, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link
I'm guessing that the anthropomorphic caskets of anglo-saxon literature are generally not so annoyingly chirpy, though
― soref, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 13:50 (seven years ago) link
Heinous
http://i.imgur.com/O7rx3MU.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:13 (seven years ago) link
I take it this was produced by Team Heinous on the next series of the Apprentice.
― Alba, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:16 (seven years ago) link
FFS! Someone deserves neck torture for that shit!
― calzino, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link
Every day I stare at this in the shower and puzzle over what they could possibly mean by "not really"
http://i.imgur.com/JKzcgmQ.jpg
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:27 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBeN1S_86o4
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link
I suppose they mean there are not actually three men in that tub of shower scrub?
Or is it just a "We're not gay really" message?
Now you've got me pondering.
― Alba, Thursday, 2 March 2017 16:45 (seven years ago) link
it is definitely "no homo"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 March 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link
that was my take
― Sacked Italian Greyhound (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link
Basically my conclusion too - but why Lush feel they need to defend their heterosexuality on the side of a tub of shower gunk remains a mystery.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 2 March 2017 21:57 (seven years ago) link
lush do love a bit of the matey patter on the containers
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link
me ol' china
leave matey out of it
― kinder, Friday, 3 March 2017 13:55 (seven years ago) link
Innocent don't make swearwords, but if they did it would probably be cockwomble
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/how-twitter-ruined-swearing
― Alba, Friday, 3 March 2017 14:21 (seven years ago) link
agreed, can't stand itsame as cuntmuffinpissbollocks is fine though, don't think that should be tarred with the same brush in that article
― kinder, Friday, 3 March 2017 14:27 (seven years ago) link
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cockfarmer&num=20&safe=active&source=lnt&tbs=cdr%3A1%2Ccd_min%3A%2Ccd_max%3A1%2F1%2F2002&tbm=
― barbarian radge (NotEnough), Friday, 3 March 2017 14:32 (seven years ago) link
genuinely started thinking Catweasel had been called Cockweasel because of all this
― nashwan, Friday, 3 March 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link
that senator that called Trump a shitgibbon the other day and got loads of Americans tweeting like clapping seals - that was dispiriting
wonder if it's prevalent outside of the English language and if it denotes tweeness in the same way. German seems like it would be naturally prone
― Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Friday, 3 March 2017 15:15 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/mhairimcf/status/842652167630675969
http://i.imgur.com/1vxg9Uc.jpeg
― Alba, Friday, 17 March 2017 08:44 (seven years ago) link
From tweet's thread. Argh.
http://i.imgur.com/2zoeQ10.jpeg
― Alba, Friday, 17 March 2017 08:50 (seven years ago) link
I have been out of the UK for a decade and now all the supermarkets have these weird too-chummy bullshit adverts everywhere.
http://i.imgur.com/8fqHaZk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PSrsgbY.jpg
I know this is very small potatoes as far as this thread goes, but it's just everywhere I look, and I want it to go away and it's not going to go away
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 31 March 2017 20:18 (seven years ago) link
our dad's post-footie pizza is pretty terrible
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 31 March 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link
Our Dad's "post footie" road pizza, the fucking dickhead was paralytic and drove right over a cat!
― calzino, Friday, 31 March 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link
Does anyone really imagine it's not an actor? They've got the recipe and all the ingredients set up on a stall. It's an actor, Tesco made the recipe, it's just a recipe the supermarket are handing out, it's not some special fucking connection to someone's dad, this is genuinely annoying me every time I go in Tesco. And where to even start with #fooddancing? Are we all supposed to dance in Sainsbury's? Why?
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 31 March 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link
Sorry, I probably should not let myself get annoyed with this stuff, realise there are much more important things to deal with in the country.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 31 March 2017 20:33 (seven years ago) link
yes but it's extremely annoying
― kinder, Friday, 31 March 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
This stuff is symptomatic of the general shiteness of absolutely everything in this country though
― ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 31 March 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link
whatever wanker came up with #fooddancing is such an eternal oxygen thief, it is definitely worthy of getting miffed about. It also seems quite tasteless in an era where many are reliant on tins of processed foods handouts in foodbanks to make the calories. Yeah, fucking fooddancing alright.
― calzino, Friday, 31 March 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link
This is justified anger, fuck cuddle marketing forever
― Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 March 2017 22:04 (seven years ago) link
what... IS fooddancing?
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 31 March 2017 22:04 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cerYLItHwg
― calzino, Friday, 31 March 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link
stuff about swearing being ruined otm
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:56 (seven years ago) link
hate all this stuff, hate it
The swearing stuff - it's just a bad pastiche of old chris morris/malcolm tucker neologisms, right? Not so much a deliberate attempt to be cutesy as a poor attempt to do comedy.
Not that it matters - both are bad. There's a link between Innocent cutesiness and the awful current need to be FUNNY AT ALL TIMES but they're sort of two separate horrible things
― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 1 April 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link
it's a "funniness" infected with twee tho, partly a bourgeois "too good to use the same swears as the common rabble" and partly a "funny sounds are funny" faux childishness
― Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 April 2017 18:03 (seven years ago) link
From the FAQ section of a once-popular British comedy website circa 2003 or so;
http://i.imgur.com/R6nspCn.jpg
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 1 April 2017 20:40 (seven years ago) link
this twee swearing stuff is something only English people do, right? (possibly Welsh people as well, idk)
― soref, Saturday, 1 April 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
which other bellending nation of felchworn gapepandas would be smegming sad enough?
― Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 April 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link
The twee swearing thing is horrible, but I still think we're generally better when it comes to real swearing
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 1 April 2017 21:07 (seven years ago) link
Sam Kriss otm: https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/how-twitter-ruined-swearing
― Neil S, Saturday, 1 April 2017 21:48 (seven years ago) link
I am probably being harsh but I was passing a pub in my local countryside - The Woolpack no less! On the sign it reads "FINEST CASK ALES. A REAL FIREPLACE. DIRTY BOOTS AND MUDDY DOGS ARE WELCOME HERE".It got me thinking of amusing combinations of radge types that would deliberately stand in a dogshit + walk it in along with a snarling Akita that has just rolled in a pile of manure if that pub was a bit closer to the estate.
― calzino, Saturday, 15 April 2017 09:56 (seven years ago) link
Working exclusively with out British strawberry growers we turn their excess berries into the rich sweet conserve in these doughnuts. Not only are we wasting less fresh fruit but we are able to make the most of this delectable summer fruit.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 3 June 2017 08:35 (six years ago) link
So, you’ve started saving up for your brand new pug-shaped money box, wahoo!
But those accounts can be confusing; what do all those letters and % mean? And what about the interest you’ll be getting on those savings? And how is it different when you borrow money?
Well, @doddleoddle is with us again to help explain here.#dodie#doddleoddle#money stuff#nationwide#banking#money#cash#signal boost#gif#fun
― Neil S, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 04:44 (six years ago) link