OFFICAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA CELEBRATION THREAD

WTF

Before he reached 18 years old, Bonamassa was playing in a band called Bloodline with the sons of Miles Davis, Robby Krieger, and Berry Oakley.

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I strongly dislike this person's clenched anus blues rock

just a regular joe and his axe

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Joe Bonamassa is known for his collection of incredibly rare sunburst Gibson Les Paul Standards. But his own signature Gibson Les Paul is a goldtop, created for him by the company in 2008.

Bonamassa recently traded in the prototype of the model at Norman’s Rare Guitars. In the video below, he talks about the guitar and how he felt when the prototype was delivered to him.

“When you’re a kid and you see a Gibson Les Paul, and then something that you’ve idolized over the years shows up at your door and it says [your name] on the truss-rod cover—it was a very special day,” he recalls.

Bonamassa immediately put the guitar to work on the recording of his 2009 album, The Ballad of John Henry, which hit Number One on the Billboard Top Blues chart.

The guitar features Gibson Burstbucker pickups and a black back. “I was trying to make like an early ’57,” he explains. It also has mismatched volume and tone knobs. Bonamassa explains that the different feel of the knobs allows him to know which one he’s grabbing without having to look, which is vital when he’s performing and singing.

Bonamassa explains that Gibson was nervous about the guitar, not knowing if his name had enough clout to carry a signature guitar. “This represented a risk on their part, and it represented a journey for me,” he says.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQWcD5YO8Cw

His favorite guitar is a ’59 Les Paul Sunburst, a “Holy Grail” that he actually takes on the road with him.

“I tour nine months a year,” Bonamassa told Gibson.com, in a 2011 interview. “What am I going to do, come home and noodle with it on the couch? Go, ‘Wow look at this, I’ve got a ’59 Les Paul that never gets used, maybe on a recording here and there.’ I’d rather get a nice case for it--which I did--hire an ex-secret service agent as my security guard--which I did (laughs)--and take it on the road.” In an interview with AmericanBluesScene.com, Bonamassa praised the ‘59’ Les Paul’s extraordinary tone. “I have over 300 guitars, but out of all of them, that one is definitely my favorite.”

Those trademark shades he wears vary with the seasons.

“I have four sets of them,” Bonamassa once told GuitarMessenger.com. “I have the 'hot summer show' ones–called Silhouettes, because they wrap around your ears. That prevents them from sliding off. Then, when you get into the wintertime and the theater’s not that hot, I wear a set of Pradas. I also have a set of Ray Bans and a set of Revos. I’m sure I’ve bought enough sunglasses to put somebody’s kid through college.”

The place you’re most likely to find him, when he’s not on tour, is The Home Depot.

“I’m deep into home improvements,” Bonamassa told a fan forum, in 2006. “I love The Home Depot. I'm good at walking in and picking things out, buying the supplies for the deck or whatever other project is on the list. But I leave the work to the pros. I’m just good at the buying part.”

people really only know joe as a guitarist, they don't realise just how complete a musician he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXm79DTIw9w

FUCK YEAH

I can't pick which of these quotes is better

I appreciate anyone whose life appears to be a fake documentary.

joe bonamassa: the normcore nigel tufnel

"This one doesn't go anywhere."

"This is Steve he's my guitar's security guard"
"You mean your security guard?"
"Nope. Just the guitar."
"..."
"He also keeps an eye on my sunglasses, but I don't pay him for that."

"Oh my god Joe's been kidnapped! Steve you were right there why didn't you do anything!"
"Hey, I work for the guitar not the player!"

if the ads i see on the sides of local buses are to be believed, his performance here will be the 'guitar event of the year'

shot this at a stop sign the other day

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TACO VS BONAMASSA

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Just heard a Bonnamassa radio commercial

Dude is like Black Flag!

If I come home from work and telephone pole at the end of my block is covered in Pettibon rip-off Bonamassa flyers...well, let's just say I won't be surprised

hell yeah dude check out this sweet fretboard inlay

http://theguitarbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Joe-Bonamassa-R9-with-Fingerboard-Inlay.jpg

Did he sign that in Tipp-Ex?

tipp-ex improves string vibration and thus adds 16% more bluesiness to bends iirc

Woah that inlay

tempted to start a pigfuck revival band called bonamassa

https://reverb.com/news/welcome-to-nerdville-inside-joe-bonamassas-home-collection

“We’ll check out the Bonaseum later,” Joe says. “No cameras in there right now.”

watching the video. he namedrops his friend steven seagal

This video came across my desk a little while back and I thought the bass player was Bonamassa, just based on his appearance and the guitar faces he was making .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH1u5j-1QZw

a day late but happy bidet, joe

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https://jbonamassa.com/features/2015/bonamassa-100th-lespaul-anniversary-nl25/img/720x405-les-paul-100th-birthday-papeo-28.jpg

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check out this bitchin' mouse mat

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joe does some casual cultural stereotyping

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surfing on a cactus woah

kangaroo penis iirc

kango penis keeping the blooze alive fair dinkum bonnamassa

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this photo just screams Wall-Street-CEO-Steps-Out-Of-Boardroom-To-Drop-Some-Bitchen-Clapton-Licks-To-Unwind-After-Hard-Day-Making-Millions

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding was my take

thanks for the new DN

I feel like this thread can't live up to its full potential until we allow unregistered viewers to post on it. It's really missing the random Googlers so common to Ye Threades of Olde.

https://www.facebook.com/JoeBonamassa/videos/10155255820969659/?pnref=story.unseen-section

Hey, because of you people and your links, I've got Joe Bonamassa advertisements all over my internet, trailing me like a hellhound.

mission accomplished

I feel like this thread can't live up to its full potential until we allow unregistered viewers to post on it.

― Guy Pidgeotto (Tom Violence), Wednesday, May 10, 2017 1:19 PM (one week ago)

hi

ILX field trip to Bonnamassa Blues Cruise

*gently shakes last year's pledge tote in subdued appreciation*

Speaking of PBS pledge-time ubiquity, Andrea Bocelli is classical music’s Joe B.

the incredible rise of legendary guitarist Joe Bonamassa, whose hard work and determination have made him one of today’s top-selling Blues artists.
… Guitar Man tells the incredible rise of legendary bluesman Joe Bonamassa, whose hard work and determination have made him the top-selling Blues artist of all time.

pbs is where I first encountered this dipshit, he was playing soulful acoustic shit in Denmark or something it was so bad, even worse than the blueshammer shit if you can believe it, like John Martyn taking a shit.

just want to be able to post “blackberry smoke” once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EpDkh5JYd8

PBS is showing a new special featuring JoBo backed by the LA Philharmonic at the Hollywood Bowl.

This is how Tár should have ended.

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