Thats like the 3rd dropped pick by the Pats today
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:28 (seven years ago) link
Osweiler bro there are some QBs good enough to thread a ball between four defenders but you ain't it. know your role, foo.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:29 (seven years ago) link
xpost I am thinking the defense will actually need to score
they reminds me of the 2000 MIami Dolphins w/ Jay Fiedler and Lamar Smith in that the offense needs like special accommodations to do anything
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:30 (seven years ago) link
wow Clowney, damn
Holy shit Clowney
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:30 (seven years ago) link
foreeeeever to throw just now. nice
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:31 (seven years ago) link
pushoff by Edelman, so shocked
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:31 (seven years ago) link
still a good result for the Texans going into halftime. few people thought this one would be close.
but seriously they're only scoring on a double reverse flea flicker lateral if they score again at all. their offense is so vanilla New England could shut it down in their sleep.
gonna have to win with field position and giving up passes like that won't do it
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:32 (seven years ago) link
outside of their tendency to give up 40 yard pass plays, this Houston defense is playing excellently
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:33 (seven years ago) link
I felt like the decision to drop back into coverage was the right one there tho
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:34 (seven years ago) link
Houston's gotta be really reeling from that kick return tho.
td saving tackle by Clowney
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:36 (seven years ago) link
woooooow
is New England averse to running or somethin
holyyyyyyyy shit
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:37 (seven years ago) link
man that's a huge stand
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:38 (seven years ago) link
unreal that the Pats didnt score a TD there
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:38 (seven years ago) link
don't get why they threw on second down, that woulda been the down to run, as the defense had to sell out a little bit to account for a pass.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:40 (seven years ago) link
kick return TD would be nice here
Simms all "Osweiler has to be happy with the way he played", is he fucking high? he was mediocre as hell. 10 points scored on drives that started in field goal range, and took a clever reverse fake to get the TD.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:43 (seven years ago) link
lol Brock 13 of 20 for 83 yards. 4.2 yards/attempt. basically using their passing game as a secondary run game, not gonna cut it.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:46 (seven years ago) link
lol the spread on this game was Patriots by 16.5? wish I'd come out of gambling retirement to have taken that one.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:52 (seven years ago) link
I got in at texans +16. Considering they hadnt scored a td in the last 3 games vs the Pats that seems about right
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:56 (seven years ago) link
yeah I mean Patriots could cover that easily in most iterations of this matchup but in the playoffs against the #1 defense, only takes one or two one-off mistakes not to cover even if you otherwise dominate the game.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 02:59 (seven years ago) link
Miller's been like the only bright spot for the offense.
ladies and gentleman, Brock Osweiler
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:00 (seven years ago) link
Osweiler dropping back for 5 seconds then hitting his own guy in the knees at the line of scrimmage is pretty much Houston's offense in a nutshell
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:00 (seven years ago) link
his slow reaction is a killer. the ball has to come out quick on that play, if there's nothing available, you gotta anticipate the pressure, move around, try to extend the play. i know he ain't the most mobile dude in the world but as soon as 3 seconds passed it was p obvious he was gonna fuck it up
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:02 (seven years ago) link
Meanwhile Brady has 171 yards on 9 completions
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:04 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/820465940525682688
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:06 (seven years ago) link
man killer of a missed tackle there
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:07 (seven years ago) link
Yeah watching Brock its nuts this guy got a big offseason contract, dude plays so much like a backup and I'd be shocked if hes still a starter in 2 years
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link
welllllllllll there it is
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link
i am just getting up to speed with this game but brady has dropped some goddamn dimes in the past few minutes
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link
love the halftime adjustments baby!
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link
are "halftime adjustments" basically belichick yelling DO YOUR JOB at guys?
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link
sometimes he forgets to yell it before the game
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link
yeah it was inevitable really. if Houston thought it was gonna be able to shut out NE the rest of the game and eventually squeeze out a TD, well, they strategized poorly
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link
Yeah houston offense gonna have to figure something out quick or theyre gonna lose by 25
― frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:12 (seven years ago) link
prediction of next series:
1st down: 4 yard pass in flat2nd down: run for 3 yards3rd down: Brock throws ball off of Patriot defender's hands
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:12 (seven years ago) link
heheheh i knew it was only a matter of time before someone mentioned 'patriots day' assumed wahlberg basically made the movie for pats to show at team movie night, i'm surprised they didn't go yet
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:13 (seven years ago) link
haha that's the biggest gain of the game for the Texans
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:13 (seven years ago) link
kills me that MIller has been doing his job and creating manageable situations for Brockfarmer only for him to fuck it away
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:14 (seven years ago) link
ladies and gentleman, Mr......
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link
oops
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link
do they have any WRs that played QB in college, might be worth a try
if not, maybe still worth trying them out
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:16 (seven years ago) link
cld feel that one coming
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link
watch osswilrz throwing motion in slomo is p lol
― lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:20 (seven years ago) link
the balls will be inflated to the highest standards of nfl equipment manager bom trady
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 January 2017 04:44 (seven years ago) link
surely you mean nfl equipment manager godger rodell
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 January 2017 04:47 (seven years ago) link
yes him too
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 January 2017 04:51 (seven years ago) link
malcolm butler vs antonio brown is usually fun to watch but otherwise p bored of watching steelers games
― FREE BRADY (daria-g), Monday, 16 January 2017 05:07 (seven years ago) link
turns out crippling food poisoning goes with watching alex smith play qb like a nice sauternes goes with the dessert course.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 16 January 2017 05:11 (seven years ago) link
rewatching that sack on Rodgers in the 4th, I cannot believe he held onto the ball there. like 80% of the QBs in the league fumble when they get hit like that, including Rodgers who has turned it over that way many times (most notably in OT during that Wild Card game vs. Arizona). damn this game had all the elements of the gutpunch loss, except the actual loss.
― frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2017 05:21 (seven years ago) link
weird; neither of these players are dan snyder employees
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 January 2017 05:26 (seven years ago) link