Click 'M' for Murder
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link
alt: Click 'M' for Murder
I Spit On Your Webcam
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 January 2017 03:12 (seven years ago) link
Rear Windows
I can't believe that I never posted any of the songs I've repurposed into ad jingles here (a la 'Gimme gimme Pop Secret'). This morning I transformed 'Sinnerman' into an epic about Cinnamon Toast Crunch ('Oh cinnamon where you gonna run to, oh cinnamon your sugar needs you', etc.). I should probably be shot or something, huh.
― Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:37 (seven years ago) link
Nah I do this a lot but the lyrics are about our cats.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 13 January 2017 03:06 (seven years ago) link
Sponsorship deal with the Pet Shop Boys on a vegetarian bacon brand called 'How Can You Expect To Be Bacon, Seriously?'
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 10 February 2017 11:35 (seven years ago) link
a+++
Followed byI don't know what this is but I don't want it any more
― kinder, Friday, 10 February 2017 13:58 (seven years ago) link
haha kinder.
What have I done to deserve this?
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 10 February 2017 14:01 (seven years ago) link
Soya fish replacement ad:
This must be the plaice I waited years to leave
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 10 February 2017 14:02 (seven years ago) link
http://www.john-west.ie/uploads/products/ProductSmall_TunaChunksBrine.jpg
Life is peaceful there
― kinder, Friday, 10 February 2017 14:05 (seven years ago) link
I wouldn't normally eat this kind of thing
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 10 February 2017 14:05 (seven years ago) link
xp omg!
hang on, just realised Go West is already used on an advert :/
who cares? keep them coming
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 10 February 2017 14:44 (seven years ago) link
going with the fish replacement theme, bear with me
― kinder, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:02 (seven years ago) link
soya finger eh! I love you
― kinder, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:03 (seven years ago) link
I'm beginning to regret this
(That's not a PSB song afaik, but feel free to use it, guys)
― kinder, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:08 (seven years ago) link
'I'm Beginning To Regret This' was on Elysium, no?
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 10 February 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link
I was trying to do something like 'Mycoprotein Culture' but I gave up in the end
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 10 February 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link
not PSB, but that would work with thishttps://open.spotify.com/track/4ecXunKQAn1IIJHSygkC15
― kinder, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:22 (seven years ago) link
I mean it may as well be PSB
― kinder, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link
Being Quorning
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Friday, 10 February 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link
A show about a demonic sheriff missing the top of his head called Possession is Nine Tenths of the Law
― Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 23:41 (seven years ago) link
lolllll
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 23:52 (seven years ago) link
a remake of a japanese horror film starring a cartoon penguin...
Pingu Ringu
― koogs, Friday, 17 March 2017 16:29 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udjoXfrHpcU
― Milkwalker's World (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 March 2017 16:34 (seven years ago) link
I kind of semi-seriously want to set up an Indian vegetarian restaurant in Dublin called Dal Éireann.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 17 March 2017 17:06 (seven years ago) link
a Food Network show where Fred Durst visits seafood restaurants around the world to sample and review their crab and lobster soups. title: Limp Bisque Crit
― I Ville Valo HIM (unregistered), Friday, 17 March 2017 18:52 (seven years ago) link
Soviet themed pinball game. Stalin/Lenin/Trotsky multiball, WWII/Cuban Missile Crisis/etc. modes, enemies banished to Siberia/peasants starved multipliers, Great Leap Forward extra ball
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:57 (seven years ago) link
amazing idea
― Mordy, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:01 (seven years ago) link
it kind of designs itself, right?
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:07 (seven years ago) link
are you in the middle of the kotkin?
― Mordy, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link
haha yes
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link
it's great right? i'm impatient for the next volume.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link
seems perverse to say I'm enjoying reading about such grim events, but there it is. It's filling in a lot of gaps in my knowledge about various points - the convoluted Feb/Oct Revolution/WWI period has always been hard for me to wrap my head around, for example. I find myself referring to maps a lot while reading it lol.
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link
Honestly, I think your idea was better.
http://i.imgur.com/nWQMgLj.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
could have a whole space program feature - Sputnik satellite/magnet picks up ball and orbits board. Nuclear arms negotiations for ramps (4 more to re-start SALT talks!)
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:38 (seven years ago) link
i think you would really, really like the board game Twilight Struggle
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link
it is a really good game. if anyone is in the philly area my copy does not get enough use.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
I've played it once, like five years ago and it's still a vivid experience in my brain.
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:10 (seven years ago) link
whoah wtf never heard of this
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:15 (seven years ago) link
A rapper who literally murders another rapper named Baby Roc, then releases a single called "I Murdered Baby Roc" in which the lyrics are just a non-veiled, straightforward description of the events of the crime. After being found not guilty, the rapper releases another single called "I Beat the Charges (Even Though I Murdered Baby Roc)"
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Saturday, 1 April 2017 02:39 (seven years ago) link
Netflix convinced me that you can climb mt everest without training if you have enough money and weather is good. So I had an idea for a website where you pick a date to climb everest at least 1 year in advance. When the time comes, it looks up the weather on mt everest and reports back to you whether you climbed everest or died.
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 6 May 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link
version of this poster that says COMEY 2017
https://i.imgur.com/n35o1qc.png
― gr8080, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link
an autobiographical interactive fiction game where you wake up as me, with all my memories from today, but it's 14 years ago, and you have to decide whether to do things that might make your late 20s better, or go through some stuff that completely sucks but ultimately hopefully wind up with my current situation. also, moral quandary of whether it's okay to make choices that prevent my kid from ever existing.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 May 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link
Cartoon about obnoxious child political pundits called Beltway Babies
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link
Trying to popularise the use of the phrase "shit off" as somewhere between "piss off" and "fuck off" in severity.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 8 July 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
Create one of those super-addictive app games that people spend tons of money on. Maybe one where Islamic terrorists can be playable heroes, and Russians, African warlords with child armies, etc. Basically, a more naughty version of those other ones.
This idea is probably terrible enough for me to get arrested, or exiled, so I'll scrap it.
― the carpet_kaiser party express (carpet_kaiser), Saturday, 8 July 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link
move to LA cuz it's "cheaper"
― it me, Sunday, 9 July 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link