I'm entirely in favour of detailed complaint videos. This is what the internet is for.
― jmm, Monday, 9 January 2017 19:06 (seven years ago) link
Why are STAR WARS films set off by themselves in this way though? It seems like a weird boundary to draw around something. Why not compare them to other action-adventure movies generally? One thing RLM did that I liked was bringing in things like Star Trek (2009) or the sword fight in Die Another Day to say, look, there are more interesting and exciting ways of shooting things like crises in space or lightsaber duels. I feel like when people go to see things like Fast and the Furious they are comfortable saying they liked the action better in Mission Impossible (or whatever).
Plus until last year all the STAR WARS films since Jedi were terrible, something acknowledged by a great number of STAR WARS fans, so insisting that they be accepted as a standard seems like a really really low bar, idk.
― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Monday, 9 January 2017 19:13 (seven years ago) link
yeah that's a ridiculous argument. I won't be watching the video, but it's perfectly reasonable to judge Rogue One by standards other than its quality relative to other Star Wars movies. Might as well just give up and go home otherwise. Although...
― Number None, Monday, 9 January 2017 19:16 (seven years ago) link
I think I was saying, she seems to be coming on as a big STAR WARS fan, but she doesn't like the best recent SW film, so maybe she should rethink her starting point.
Maybe I have misunderstood and she doesn't actually like SW much, and the droid in the background etc is just a one-off joke for this video.
I think it's OK for people who don't like SW to criticize SW, and compare it unfavourably to other films, if they want.
Is she RLM? I don't know her name, haven't seen her before.
― the pinefox, Monday, 9 January 2017 19:33 (seven years ago) link
maybe she likes star wars in a different way than you like star wars
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 9 January 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link
Maybe she likes Force Awakens more. I like Force Awakens more.
― jmm, Monday, 9 January 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link
like the pop-culture-opinions-as-objective-truth thing here is metacritic user comments level
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 9 January 2017 19:37 (seven years ago) link
PF: "RLM" is Red Letter Media, some podcast / youtube guys who watch these movies a lot and then rant about them, as one does
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 9 January 2017 19:57 (seven years ago) link
...spliced in with weird torture skits
― Nhex, Monday, 9 January 2017 22:50 (seven years ago) link
Woody Harrelson (!) joins cast of Young Han Solo film.
http://www.starwars.com/news/woody-harrelson-signs-on-for-young-han-solo-film
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:43 (seven years ago) link
I don't think I want to see his face popping up in Star Wars.
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:49 (seven years ago) link
Eh, they'll give him some pointed ears and a unibrow or whatever they do to those Star War characters and you won't even know it's him.
― Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:55 (seven years ago) link
I hope he plays the exact same character he played in The Hunger Games. Not the same type; I want Haymitch Abernathy to show up.
― (The caption: βfine dining.β) (DJP), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:57 (seven years ago) link
xxp: I'm sure he'll do a great job acting, and I'm sure they'll do a great job with him. It's just that his face really leaps out at me as "oh hey, that's Woody Harrelson from the zillion other things I've seen him in" moreso than many other actors.
Yeah I was going to say "maybe they'll mo-cap him".
― how's life, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 16:58 (seven years ago) link
he'll play a wise-cracking stoner robot.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:15 (seven years ago) link
I must admit I had the exact same thought as DJP
― mh π, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link
He'll be an out of work dealer who used to sell weed to young students at the Jedi Temple. "Yeah it was a sweet ride but the Empire shut the place down, man."
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 17:21 (seven years ago) link
Dogged detective (also half dog)
― nashwan, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:08 (seven years ago) link
I think Woody Harrelson should put a rider into all of his contracts that mandates whatever project he works on has to do rewrites in order to include the reveal that his character has secretly been Haymitch this whole time.
― (The caption: βfine dining.β) (DJP), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:13 (seven years ago) link
imo Haymitch, before he became a Hunger Games participant, was a folksy bartender but the games... changed him
― mh π, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:42 (seven years ago) link
I see you see where I was eventually going with all of this
― (The caption: βfine dining.β) (DJP), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:38 (seven years ago) link
i wonder if they made frazier today, they'd CG cap kelsey grammar to be his own brother instead of hiring david hyde pierce.would be nice to see uncanny valley coach.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:55 (seven years ago) link
Not happy about Woody news. Think this might be where I get off the ship. Then again I had the same reaction about Forest Whitaker.
― calstars, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:30 (seven years ago) link
and he turned out to be great!
― Number None, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
if woody is anything other than a grizzled mentor-type smuggler to young han solo who dies at the end of the first act, his ship incinerated by Boba Fett in a bounty beef, i'd be shocked.
― nomar, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link
"Naw, Greedo. Ah am your father."
― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:37 (seven years ago) link
Confirmed: Woody playing Jabba the Hutt.
― Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:38 (seven years ago) link
No CGI or anything. Just Harrelson in tighty whities chilling on a dais and eating frogs.
― Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:40 (seven years ago) link
that's so woody
― mh π, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link
(the frogs are animated in post-production due to his veganism)
they could just make them out of seitan
― (The caption: βfine dining.β) (DJP), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link
that's what they did in zombieland iirc for the twinkies
― mh π, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link
Woody's a solid actor, he'll be fine
― Nhex, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:53 (seven years ago) link
No, I think he's mostly liquid like the rest of us.
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link
It could be a fun movie, but I'm not sure a conventional moral arc will work. Han learns to overcome self-interest in A New Hope. That's already basically an origin story. This movie is going to have end with him not being a hero.
― jmm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link
no they will cover that plot hole in the next movie, Young Han Solo: The Death Star
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link
woody's going to be the grizzled space-gambler from whom han wins the millennium falcon
― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link
i'd be down with woody as space-haymitch but i'd rather he reprised his role from kingpin as a space-bowler
― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:07 (seven years ago) link
The three Brian Daley Han Solo paperbacks from the late seventies could serve as a basic model -- Han getting into scrapes etc. but with a moral code that surfaces as it does.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:07 (seven years ago) link
I'm hardly the first to observe it but the entire idea of doing a Young Han Solo movie is moronic for exactly the reason jmm points out - Han's story is that he's a rogue who becomes a hero. We already saw that and there's really nothing to see before that story starts. The only reason to make a prequel is as a cash-grab serving fannish "BUT I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE" impulses. The only way to write it, I expect, will be to gin up some wheels-spinning crap that doesn't matter at all. Most likely they reveal that Han was once an idealistic guy who in the course of the movie fights for good, but at the climax when he beats the bad guys he also loses in some way (ten bucks says his love interest is killed, or maybe the family farm he was saving up for gets burned down in retaliation with cheap echoes of the Lars farm in the original film) and he buries his heart and soul and so on. Heavy borrowings from Casino Royale, plus some space chase hijincks with college buddy Lando in his souped-up spaceship (Lando: "I'm thinking of calling it 'The Falcon'" Han: "Shyeah, that'd be a cool name... IN THE LAST MILLENNIUM"), and a pointless cameo from, idk, IG-88 and you've got yourself an $800 million box office. Hooray.
― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link
Like I'm potentially open to spinoff movies in what once seemed like this vast and exciting universe with new stories to be told around every corner, but if all they can come up with is "more prequels, but this time they won't look like shit and the scripts/acting will be baseline competent" it's a pretty sad indictment of the entire enterprise.
― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:13 (seven years ago) link
yeah, I'd certainly prefer it if they chose to explore this vast and exciting universe with new characters in new situations - rogue one was a half-step in the right direction, although still ultimately married to the original trilogy, but a solo-Solo movie is like two steps back again
― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:17 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1y9DvrXgAATEA9.jpg:large
OK, which one of you started asking the Star Wars canon guru my questions?https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/818884677125607426
― mh π, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:18 (seven years ago) link
although i'd be lying if i said i wasn't excited about the forthcoming droids trilogy starring r2d2 and c3po
― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:19 (seven years ago) link
sorry, first link was supposed to be a link to the image in this tweethttps://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/818737112459530240
(Han Solo film spoilers!!)
― mh π, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:20 (seven years ago) link
fwiw I think I owned this magazine
― mh π, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:21 (seven years ago) link
pablo hidalgo dodges the vader-dick question, further fuelling fan speculation that Rey will be revealed to be cloned from vader's severed dick during ep viii
― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:22 (seven years ago) link
I kind of want to invite the woman postulating about "Ani's nut juice" on twitter to ilx
― mh π, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link
i did enjoy this from the replies:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C11HV1_VIAAH6dy.jpg
― hunk of poo, big fart, girlfriend, and Dove soap (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link
The Woody mentor character will die as a direct consequence of not having shot first.
― jmm, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:28 (seven years ago) link