Azealia Banks

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what in the hell

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 December 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

Must be fake her neighbors would have noticed the stench. It would even stick to her skin.

dance cum rituals (Moka), Friday, 30 December 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

Why would azealia banks be sacrificing chickens?

Treeship, Friday, 30 December 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

Why would azealia banks be [XXXXX]?

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 December 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

my first thought was Santeria

well okay, my first thought was "oh Azealiapaws" but eventually I got to Santeria

¶ (DJP), Friday, 30 December 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link

she popped a cap in sancho

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 December 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C07Zoo9XEAAxFUu.jpg

lmbo @ this in the replies

r|t|c, Friday, 30 December 2016 21:40 (seven years ago) link

hehe

k3vin k., Friday, 30 December 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

if you want to listen to rapping over house in a similar vein to Banks but without the unpleasantness of her character, the Tkay Maizda album is a perfect substitute

boxedjoy, Sunday, 1 January 2017 10:18 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...
five months pass...

Playing Ram's Head Live in Baltimore on October 10th; thinking of going.

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 29 August 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link

disappointed she's not coming to Vancouver

Week of Wonders (Ross), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 04:15 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAtIGB2jiOk

her interpol cover is very good

maura, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link

i wanted to see what she'd been up to musically lately since this new ashnikko song is a total rip of 'heavy metal and reflective'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pfMiMdehaw

maura, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

we've all had fun at her expense but I'm really concerned for her at this point (if you don't know what I'm talking about, check her IG stories)

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Sunday, 9 August 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

had a look and not seeing anything that odd tbh, just her new hifi setup and her braces

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 9 August 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link

Stories, not the photo grid

jaymc, Sunday, 9 August 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

oh you have to wait twenty seconds to get past the first one.

yes, that is very much not good at all

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 9 August 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

ME, FIVE MINUTES AGO: why is Azealia Banks trending, what happened now-
ME, READING IN ABJECT HORROR: ...
ME, NOW: .............................................................

Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:53 (three years ago) link

..........................

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link

evergreen post tbh

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:55 (three years ago) link

ME, AFTER READING YOUR POST AND GOOGLING: *purrs*

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:56 (three years ago) link

Uh…

pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:56 (three years ago) link

she needs help

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:56 (three years ago) link

clearly paving the way for her cover of notorious football song "in your liverpool slums"

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 14:58 (three years ago) link

AB, having difficulty keeping up with the absurdity of the day, ups the ante

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link

the cat was already dead? I mean, this is fucked up but fairly mundane by her standards.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:02 (three years ago) link

not sure why she buried it first

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:02 (three years ago) link

I am looking at those last two posts and thinking "2020 has ruined us"

Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link

I'm also mad because a little voice in the back of my head keeps saying "take that, black metal"

Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link

warning: please don't google this. i regret doing so.

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:05 (three years ago) link

i mean this is a woman who ritually sacrifices chickens in her closet, difference here is we have the video I guess?

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:06 (three years ago) link

Should have waited after breakfast.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:06 (three years ago) link

to save others, Azealia Banks dug up her dead cat and made a soup out of it

I read descriptions, I did not watch the video, because fuck watching that

Totino's Fortnite Training Room (DJP), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link

"fuck watching a cat"

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:08 (three years ago) link

I didn't think it was that bad but I've lived in a small city in the South of China and am used to seeing cats and dogs used as meat, there isn't actually any animal cruelty going on.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:13 (three years ago) link

I guess that cat getting eaten

boxedjoy, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:13 (three years ago) link

Is this an oblique ritual commentary on her beef with Doja Cat?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:14 (three years ago) link

It’s not that bad, would suck to be her neighbor though.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:16 (three years ago) link

boxedjoy post

rob, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:16 (three years ago) link

if people want to cook and eat their dead pets that's fine by me. filming yourself digging it up and preparing/cooking/eating it and sharing it with your fans is not well-adjusted behavior

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link

I can only think of bad reasons and worse reasons to want to do that

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link

I had to put my cat down last week. Supposed to be getting his ashes back in a nice little rosewood box. So, y'know, there are other options.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link

I don't know who else listened to her Instagram video from 5 months ago, but am surprised she is still alive.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link

what was the gist?

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:20 (three years ago) link

I don’t think she actually ate the cat? She was cleaning the bones to take it with her if I understand correctly

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link

it sounded like a suicide note, all about how there was no point continuing and she was previously wrapping up her stuff with a final LP before the end, but now wasn't even going to do that. she had that despairing but calm tone which made it sound not really like a cry for help.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:24 (three years ago) link

She definitely needs help asap.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:26 (three years ago) link

Never know what to do with these mental health crises playing out in public. Ignore them becz there's nothing I can do about them? Pay attention to them and feel bad becz there's nothing I can do about them? I guess this is what "thoughts and prayers" is for.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 15:49 (three years ago) link


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