Perfume / Cologne

Bought a bottle of Creed Aventus even tho cologne doesn't last terribly long on my skin.

the encre noire? i've seen it described as too serious and dark and a bit melancholic, so only appropriate for formal occasions, mostly funerals, but also as rooty and earthy and woody, so a good lumberjack scent but maybe without any warmth. lumbergoth, maybe, so i can see where it might not comfortably fit either mood without seeming a bit self-conscious or forced?

personally i'm attached to a specific accord it has - kinda smoky, charred, inky, but also dank, sort of redolent of bongwater, maybe. can't pin it down but it's a bit funky and different than what i've experienced so far. right now that overshadows other aspects: nuances of composition, suitability of occasion, how its style wears on me, etc.. i just like shoving it up my nose.

i've had a crimbus and a birthday since last annoyance, so this is what i got:

narciso rodriguez for him - musky, violet leaf, patchouli. i like it so i never wear it so i can save it.

mugler a*men - sweet caramel but that tar note for contrast. fresh floral underpinning i think. historically significant, avoided for clubby associations but essential.

guerlain homme - basic, lime, mint, rum, vetiver. good for high heat. will report back when that occurs.

azzaro visit - good incense, pepper, cedar. way cheaper than cdg 2 man, which i prefer. too much iso e super, which makes it fade in and out.

versce man - not the man au fraiche, just man. saffron. i like saffron.

prada amber - saffron. white florals. vaguely realized concepts, like amber accord and eau de cologne accord and leather accord and fougere accord, which i get, but only because the designer indicated that that's the idea. pretty fucking elegant.

lalique homme equus - juniper berries and sequoia wood. blind buy gift. i didn't know what it would smell like and neither did the person who bought it for me. i thought it'd be more lumberjack. i think it's a different smell so i'm intrigued.

those all sound good - equus, original a*men and narcisco rodriguez are all on my want list

how do you all feel about Vetiver Guerlain?

i like it, but i'm still trying to sort it out. i got a sample last summer and felt the woody and aromatic aspects were a little too much for the heat, even though it's still green and citrusy at the same time. i think it'd be good for spring weather.

i have the same issue with terre d'hermes and tom ford grey vetiver: too fresh and citrusy for cold weather, too woody in the heat.

i haven't smelled any of the nichey vetiver-dominant scents like creed original vetiver or frederic malle vetiver extraordinaire and the like so i don't know how it compares to that sort of thing.

i think maybe that's why i wanted the guerlain homme - it still has that vetiver backbone, but dialed down for summer.

i keep sniffing the empty vetiver guerlain vial, just the same as the terre d'hermes and the paco rabanne ph. i love these earthy/ fresh smells, but have issues with melding with them. i thought this would be a fun hobby but it's bringing on existential crises. this vetiver guerlain feels too serious for the summer! i feel like i should be trying to sell insurance to someone or issuing missives to the office staff to not change the copier toner before it's completely depleted! this fragrance would be great for wearing a white button-down short-sleeve oxford shirt with tan slacks! to a rotary club cookout fundraiser! fun but let's not get too crazy here, folks, this is plano, texas, not marin county!

in summary and in conclusion, i give guerlain vetiver an a minus.

not sure if i really answered your question. i defer to anyone else who has an opinion.

lalique equus - i mentioned to fambily that i liked the lalique white and encre noire, and that the quality seemed pretty good vs. online price, maybe the other offerings are just as good, this seems like a good and quality house, dedicated to different interpretations, what else do they have, and that the equus looked interesting as far as the listed notes, because usually the woody note is cedar and the dominant fruity note is bergamot or lemon, not sequoia or juniper berry. that's what i said. what was heard was that i really wanted the lalique equus.

anyway. now i have it. nb i'm a novice but stereotypicically intp so i really feel the need to qualify my impressions. the woods are predominant, but really red. the juniper, it's chistmasy, almost craft store make your own wreath, there's some attendant citruses, buy it's mostly all juniper.

it starts off really square, like a really polite attempt at interesting, but sheena is a punk rocker now. it's like going on a wholesome nature hike except you secretly have your boy scout canteen fulled with gin.

this is the most glamping fragrance i've ever encountered not that's not a bad thing. tim gunn chopping firewood, what's the thread count on that gingham table covering? hey. diipshit, this is america, we're gonna roast some hot dogs over the campfire, put on your bean boots and flip up your fucking collar on your rl polo.

never stop!

i have optimisms.

i think i meant 'opinions' but whatever.

<3 a slugbuggy optipinions

i like the equus, i just thought it was a little confusing. feels too well-mannered given that the notes suggest a gin-soaked lumberjack. or vice-versa? the black sheep of a respectable family that might disappear on a bender for a few days. also i'm not picking up the leather note.

i also wasn't calling tim gunn a dipshit, the last part of that rant was me picturing a kinfolk editorial or lifestyle blog spread featuring a very posh and forced version of outdoorsiness.

lalique goes for high-end designer prices on their website and through upscale retail stores like neiman marcus, but is really cheap on the discount sites. like, the 4.2 Oz of lalique white lists for $138, but i got it for around $25. encre noire is $125 for 3.3 oz, but again i got it for around $25 online. chanel and hermes are similarly priced high-end designer, but never get discounted to that degree. equus is the same deal, $115 for the 2.5 oz edp vs. $25ish my brother paid.

i kinda feel like i got caught wearing a thrift store tie that as is turns out, is a repp tie from a fancy prep school that i did not matriculate and in fact didn't even know existed. it's like how the family in your neighborhood with the most wealth isn't the one that drives mercedes and buys armani, it's the one that drives old volvos and goes to andover shop every school year and has a lot of old threadbare stuff in their house and all the kids read wittgenstein in the ninth grade and were over it because that's how their day school rolled and you didn't read that shit until freshman year of public university and wouldn't shut up about it. it's all just smells but there's something suspiciously square but assured about the laliques that doesn't have a place in the obvious and populist designer/ complicated and in-the-know niche dichotomy, is how i'm framing this.

Well framed!

Do you dabble in any "women's" scents? I wore Coco yesterday and it seemed pretty retro but in a different way then, like, Giorgio retro. I tend to choose a scent (to be fair I only have 5, not much to pick from) based on what I'm wearing. Today is jeans, t-shirt, cropped cowboy boots and I'm going to a gun range. Definitely not a Coco day. Maybe eau de Cartier but I tend to only do that in warm weather and it's quite chilly today. Perhaps I'll give the Guerlain Vetiver one last try before I admit that I like to smell it in the bottle but don't particularly like wearing it.

tried a couple 90s scents, one really familiar (tommy) and one less (cool water). tommy smells even better than i remember, like fresh soapy apple. i feel like this could easily be a unisex scent.

as for cool water i've already blown through almost ~1.5oz of a bottle. i was half-expecting to find it somewhat cloying since this is seems to be the archetype for mainstream male frags made in the last 30 years, but it really is brilliant. pleasantly abstract and balanced as fuck, can't honestly name any one particular note that stands above the others. maybe oakmoss. it's hard to describe how it smells other than just "clean"

also snagged a large bottle of puig quorum on a friend's recommendation. first thought is, "wow this is like yatagan" but with more of a powdery grapefruit vibe and not quite as piney. reads as super old-school masculine which i'm thinking is where i gravitate frag-wise.

quincie you should give encre noire a try -- when i was wearing it i thought it was quite unisex

i haven't dug into scents marketed as women's much because i don't know the landscape. i smelled the ysl opium and i can see it being unisex. i figure a lot of contemporary unisex scents are orientals, so a lot of classic women's scents that are orientals would be unisex by today's standards.

also calling something unisex suggests there are still things that aren't? i don't know if unisex means genderless or gender inclusive. there's the line i see a lot that there's no gender in fragrance but i dunno if you can dispose of the concept entirely. there's stuff that has nothing to do with gender associations, stuff that shouldn't have been given gender associations but wasn't given a choice because society, stuff that acknowledges gender associations but bridges the gaps to allow for freedom of expression, and stuff that is deeply rooted in gender associations, which is also good because you can't subvert paradigms if there aren't any, or conversely you just want to stick to where you're at as far as that sort of thing goes.

I wear the goiter with the male torso.

what's that smell like?

i tried the tommy and i think it's a better choice for my 90s retconning than the hugo man, which is giving me attitude. i didn't have the tommy at the time, but i could wear it and pretend it's a nostalgic scent for me. def get the "clean laundry" vibe, which i think is in other more recent stuff like versace pour homme, but this seems seminal and of pop-cultural import and could be a good everyday thing when you just want a pleasant uncomplicated thing that reminds you of rocco's modern life and playing doom and all the divisions in the boston firehouse and sean and montana should have hooked up already and whatnot.

i did a mall sweep where i smelled all the mall scents to see if anything stood out and it was unproductive. after a few smells all i got was white noise, which would be a good band name for any band i would be in. the worst part was that i found out that the dior homme sport has been completely reformulated. i wasn't going to get it, but i liked it, and they changed it. they took out the fucking iris! and the ginger and citron! it was really pretty, for a man's scent! it's like jesus said, people are dicks, whatta you gonna do? we're all slaves to the rhythm, and the rhythm of dior homme sport was a sophisticated yet flirty foxtrot. i can't dance to this new stuff. boo dior.

also before it goes away i used the last of the cdg 2 sample. it's so slight, but there's an allure. this makes me wish i had applied myself more in the competitive sphere so i could afford to longer keep frivolous things that might be for me but i'll never know. i now get the aldehyde/ floral thing that looks over its shoulder at its inky shadow, it's so damn cute. goodbye, cdg 2 sample, we could have spent the rest of out lives together wasting away sunday mornings reading the times in bed and splitting a croissant because nobody needs a whole croissant.

ah but that's where you're wrong

you think you need a whole croissant?
nobody needs a whole croissant!

maybe you just don't like croissants?

cause i'll eat two as a goddamn warmup

Slug where do you get your samples? Any sample-shopping tips?

picked up laura biagiotti roma for myself and mugler cologne for my bf: roma is like a creamy vanilla-y benzoin with orange/bergamot, pine needles and a kind of pleasant musty note that smells a bit like visiting someone's else's house. the mugler is musky metallic neroli soap, really lovely, just wish the longevity were better.

the CdG/Monocle (don't judge) collaboration Hinoki is one of my faves and I actually remembered it this morning

it's got this woody camphor thing going that reminds me of the smell of the cabins from summer camp when I was a kid

i actually had a sample of hinoki, it seemed to me like an incense wood type scent. i liked it but it's such light subtle stuff that the niche price isn't rly justified imo

definitely one that dissipates quickly

i have a couple faves like that, and while the ephemeral nature can be irritating in some ways it's nice in others

for samples i try sephora and nordstrom. that's the best i got for brick and mortar. they'll give you some small spray vials if you ask, and they have a slightly better selection than macy's or whatnot. like at least sephora has dior eau sauvage, while macy's dior stock was entirely johnny depp sauvage plus one solitary bottle of fahrenheit, fer chrissakes. they didn't even have the dior homme line anymore. i think there's a saks within driving distance that may or may not have a chanel boutique but i'm pretty limited to what i can test in person. sephora has platinum egoiste but not the EGOISTE! EGOISTE! one.

for online i try MyPerfumeSamples first since you can get a decent quantity for cheap. they don't have much past the usual designer but that's where i got the jaipur homme and ysl opium, 3ml or 5ml for about 4 to 6 bucks usually. notino and decantshop i can get a 2ml sprayer for about the same price, so it's slightly more per ml but they have things like l'artisan or some but not all cdg or diptyque or things like jpg kokorico or dsquared rocky mountain he wood that myperfumesamples doesn't have.

i've also used the perfumed court for the cb i hate perfume samples i got. they've got a lot of high end and niche and vintage versions of stuff, but it gets pricey real quick. luckyscent seems to have all the niche but they only have the small .7ml vials for dabbing, but luckyscent keeps the price at 4 bucks for everything, i think, while the perfumed court varies. the perfumed court also has larger sprayer sizes, which i like because i don't think i get enough from just dabbing on a bit from the small vials; i like enough to get a couple of sprays for at least a few trial wearings. anyway i figure i'm good messing around with classics and designer for now.

also tj maxx, half the boxes have been broken into already so i just spray that right on, assuming they have anything good, which they never do.

mostly i watch a lot of fragrance reviewers on youtube (kristo from the betawiblood channel is good, so is christopher from scentland for classics, lanier smith, robes08, and simply put scents are some others i like) and browse fragrantica to get a sense of what i might like and then go mall sniffing or order samples. fragrantica's useful, in that if you like a certain note in a thing you can go to the page for that note and it'll show you other things with that note predominating. like i smelled the prada amber at sephora, got a sample to wear, went on fragantica for the note breakdown, figured out that i like saffron, found that versace man (just man, not man eau fraiche) also has a predominant saffron note and is cheap, got a versace man (just man, not man eau fraiche) sample, and ended up getting both for christmas/ birthday presents.

i want to try the roma since i've liked everything from annick menardo so far.

they have celery, cucumber, tomato, pepper, bread (for croutons), wine (for vinaigrette), and bacon notes, so where are all the salad fragrances? who dropped the ball on this?

also that smell of entering a chamber of an etruscan ruin that hasn't been exposed for a couple and a half millennia with the cold, cold marble and all the clay wine vessels, cold marble and clay and wine and the cessation of time and memory, that's also a good one i think would sell a few units.

Excellent info, thanks!

the non-drinky version of my last two posts is first, that i tried the polo blue because it has a cucumber note but i couldn't make it out. mostly i got basil which is a different green than i was looking for. the hermes un jardin sur le nil has nice tomato (i thought it had tomato leaf, which is sharp and acrid, but i think it's just the tomato fruit?)and carrot notes, i figure i'd like more in that vein, salad scents.

second, sometimes skin acts weird or your nose is all stuffy and that can really warp the way a fragrance smells; once under those conditions i was getting impressions of cold marble or ceramics, heavy, uncirculated air, and wine, but the scent of wine from an empty bottle instead of actual wine, all from a fragrance that didn't smell like any of that ordinarily. it wasn't bad, though, it smelled as if it were consciously composed like that, accords that are reminiscent of ancient places or things.

then i had too much jameson and posted some inscrutable blarp about salads and scary ruins.

i didn't care for the hermes un jardin sur le toit last time i tried it, because mostly it was all apple, but this time i got the grass note, which i like a lot. i vaguely remember smelling gap grass in the 90s,
i dunno about comparing gap to hermes but it seemed nice at the time.

it was rainy and mild today so i borrowed some of my brother's vetiver guerlain for another go-round. today, it was pretty good. i still think it's too much for the heat but really nice for spring weather, so i'm not off it altogether. the citrus and green notes seemed more in balance with the heavier woody and aromatic notes. i was able to pick up some pepper in the middle so that's always a bonus when i can detect notes i couldn't before.

picked up laura biagiotti roma for myself and mugler cologne for my bf: roma is like a creamy vanilla-y benzoin with orange/bergamot, pine needles and a kind of pleasant musty note that smells a bit like visiting someone's else's house. the mugler is musky metallic neroli soap, really lovely, just wish the longevity were better.

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Sorry, Idk what happened, but OH OH OH ROMA IS MY FAVE!!! I started with a sample vial of it over 20 years ago that I got on a trip somewhere and then couldn't find it again for a decade or more, and then my parents went to Paris and my mom got me a huge bottle that I've barely made a dent in and it's probably gone off now. Truly my fave since I was a teenager.

But I never wear perfume. I wish I did. I just don't.

i love it. did you have the femme version? i'd like to try that. really wish the weather would warm up here so it'd feel more apt to wear.

Yes I suppose it is. I think it's just called Roma, not "Roma for Women" or something. Now I wonder what Roma for Men smells like. Probably better, because I like woodsy and spicy and citrusy smells.

ALSO BREAKING NEWS I learned that someone I know socially works at a fragrance house compounding scents for everything from personal care products to laundry detergent!!!

He said there's a chemical they use that smells exactly like potting soil but it's proprietary. Now I'm curious.

ASK ALL YOUR QUESTIONS and I shall endeavor to get answers.

Honestly for those of you who wear scent, how many hours of the day does it last you? When I'm out of the house for 12 hours I feel like any scent I use is only going to be there for half the day--the other half I'm going to smell like my lunch plus sweat from running up and down the stairs at school.

i make frags "stretch" a bit by putting jojoba/avocado/almond oil on my skin before spraying - the fragrance melds with the oil and seems to stay present for longer

it's tricky because a lot of the ones that really hang around all day are the most cloying

I don't own more than one bottle of cologne at a time, so I usually go for broke
I wear Creed "Virgin Island Water" it is the second-best smell
Frederic Malle "Bigerade Concentree" remains the best smell, if I date a man I will buy it for them
Creed "Millisme" was circulated for a time but it faintly smells like urine
Creed "Vetiver" is nice enough but boring over time
Le Labo "Bergamot" was worn for a while but then all my NYC gay friends poached it and now it's in bathrooms at the Ace
I bought Creed "Aventus" for my manager and she loves it