2016-17 NFL WEEK 16 “It’s not a lot of secrets. It’s just technical expertise and a lot of butt kicking. And smiling in the face of adversity."

this vikings shit is p incredible. zimmer gameplanned to have xavier rhodes shadow jordy nelson but the vikes dbs decided to just ignore zimmer...and then got totally burned by nelson. can't remember hearing anything like that before, not anything so blatant.

Please let Carr be ok.

If I'm the 49ers owner, I'm calling up Chip Kelly right now during the two-minute warning and telling him that if he scores a touchdown here and the Niners win, I'm firing everybody.

Wow. Browns win AND still get first pick! It's a Christmas miracle!

Maaaaan that is fucked. Don't do Oak like that football gods

Lol Rex Ryan is still whining about the timeout that was clearly signaled after the snap

so glad to see rex go out as as much of a clown as possible. i hope he just disappears.

is there really any other team he could hoodwink into being a head coach after this stint? should just settle in as a coordinator at this point.

i demand that he return to the jets

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randy bullock 5th column

might be nice if this game were on television

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the chicken fried chicken of sports broadcasts

damn great run jusczyk

quite a finish

suck it ravens

steelers, pats, raiders, texans win their divisions, cheifs are one wild card and fins or broncos the other. broncos in if they win out. if they win today then last games will be the 2 wildcard contenders vs 2 #1 seed contenders.

wow p cool

I am the biggest Chiefs fan tonight.

texans point differential: -42

Savage era, it's a new day!

thinking about getting into the zip neck sweater w/ buttondown game like al and cris

with 142 passing yards, Drew Brees will reach 5,000 passing yards for the fifth time in his career.

Only 4 other QBs have done it and in their case, just once.

I realize this is a more passer friendly era than when Marino did it but still mega amazing - he'd never had more than 3,576 yards prior to joining the Saints.

underneath throws will be the name of this game

Kansas City basically ran it up Denver's ass there

Siemian has underthrown p much every pass

i am rooting for a huge game from KC defense

Denver v much dogshit at stopping the run so far

maybe hill can replicate that on a kick return (or two)

Drew Brees played for Marty Schottenheimer in San Diego, not exactly an air 'em out kinda coach.

oh I know - the New Orleans offense obv inflated his #s, but still amazing at his productivity. it's not like that last year in San Diego was considered disappointing by any means.

well that sucked

give it to Christian Okoye

did Denver have a rough flight or something

Looking back at it, it is amazing that the Chargers were as good as they were in 2006 with Rivers as a first year starter. Everything went totally south in the playoff game against NE and that was the end of that even though they went 14-2.

had dude just batted that ball into the turf, coulda changed everything that year

no defenses averaging less than 300 yards surrendered this year. huh.

per game obv

Denver getting nickle and dimed to death when they're not giving up 40 yard gains on vanilla plays

Kansas City doing its best to let Denver claw back into this one.

that was an....interesting fake.

like I get why you wouldn't wanna miss and give it to them at the 42 but like did you really think McManus was gonna outrun 4-5 motherfuckers

Hahahahahahahah you guys that play

I am dying

it was a treat. such a dagger. brutal finish to the season for denver

I cannot believe my Fins are playoff bound. Wow.

Also Denver getting Romo would be such an Elway move but even he ain't that dumb

i guess you get the steelers instead of the houston bye tho

also re: being tested, New England did have the second weakest strength of schedule in the league (second only to my Dolphins, lolz), and it's strength of victory is the second weakest among the current playoff entrants (again, second to my Fins). Not that I put a huge amount of stock in that - you can only beat who you play, they've been dominant in those wins (unlike Miami), and it's not like they don't have 15 years of proof that they're always a threat in the playoffs.

but, like Miami, the only playoff team they've beat this year is Pittsburgh, as they lost to the only other one they faced (Seattle). still not seeing who would be the obvious team to take them out in the AFC, as pointed out above, Pittsburgh is inconsistent as hell and obv Oakland is a diff team without Carr (tho who knows!).

wld feel a lot better if gronk was still alive

maybe Aaron Hernandez can get a furlough

probably some other drunk drivers or murderers they can sign

or rapists

Poe's td pass yesterday makes him the heaviest player to throw a TD all-time

if new england lose it will be to a defense not an offense, it always is. not worried about pburgh; atlanta superbowl would be a dream. giants superbowl is the nightmare obv. in the afc the chiefs are the only good defense. not that long ago kcc wrecked ne, back in 2014.

tony romo is making plays with his feet

dak prescott is making plays with his feet

cowboys punter just fucking leveled a dude, respect

thank u cowboys

washington still makes the playoffs if we beat NYG next week

and if not the Packers clinch a spot which is........not the position I thought they'd be in come Week 17

Ryan fired. lol

no surprise obviously but ouch @ the timing of this, what's the point of firing a coach with one game to go

it's more "fuck you, you had ten men on the field when Ajayi won the game moments after you punted with less than a minute to go when a tie would have eliminated you" from the owner IMO

reasonable

yeah I guess if any coach deserves a grand "fuck you" gesture it's Rex

shdve had belichick make the call tho

sic semper rex

Rex Ryan - defensive coordinator for the Bears. Seems a very neoptism friendly McCaskey hire.

no surprise obviously but ouch @ the timing of this, what's the point of firing a coach with one game to go

apparently because rex wanted to play tyrod taylor in a meaningless game against his hated jets this week, and ownership didn't want to risk taylor getting hurt

ha his pettiness got him fired

his pettiness over getting fired got him fired

i guess cowboys are sitting their starters and they're starting mark sanchez instead of romo. they claim it's bc they don't want to risk injuring romo behind the 2nd team o-line but i wonder if teams will be shy about signing him for next year if they see him sit. like maybe he's still not healthy?

i really enjoy tampa's playoff scenario:

TB beats CAR at home
DET beats GB at home
WAS ties NYFG at home
SF beats SEA at home
DAL wins at PHI
TEN beats HOU at home
IND beats JAX at home

i wasn't expecting two AFC games to matter (due to TB vs GB strength of schedule). it's not even *that* far-fetched except for the tie and the niners beating seattle