these?
https://twitter.com/SharperImage/status/809202932700811264
― the late great, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 08:12 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0EtqGEUsAA8cF8.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link
lol fuck yes
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link
well played
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/g4TP4fD.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qxi3P5o.jpg http://i.imgur.com/323RaG5.jpg
why
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 March 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link
Yeah really, we are living out the endgame of "juxtaposition wackiness"
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Friday, 3 March 2017 20:20 (seven years ago) link
those are the worst and are making me definitely never want to try mail chimp.
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Saturday, 4 March 2017 02:58 (seven years ago) link
MailShrimp pisses me off most of all
god knows none of the others are funny either but at least they bothered to rhyme both syllables
srsly fuck these ppl -- even gregg might be better
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 March 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link
somewhere out there, Dale Rimp boards the train, looks up and something catches his eye
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 March 2017 03:35 (seven years ago) link
probably a shrimp
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Sunday, 5 March 2017 21:39 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mmBjuUs.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 27 March 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link
nothing is worse than the new round of StreetEasy ads playing up their sickening one-percenter market more directly than ever, like, oh man I totally know what you mean, if I see a $3,000-a-month one-bedroom I just have to snap that up on general principle! FUuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link
Never knew what these guys were selling, but it reminded me why it's a good thing I did not own an Uzi while working as an advertising peon.
At BAM, they show a MailShrimp ad/video before every... fucking... film.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 March 2017 17:13 (seven years ago) link
http://imgur.com/DSzwpA6
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 14 April 2017 22:43 (seven years ago) link
fucking gregg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 April 2017 00:38 (seven years ago) link
http://blog.fiverr.com/wp-content/uploads/Visitors_Static_A_300x250-1.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 April 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/xTISZnS.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 April 2017 23:08 (six years ago) link
... IF THIS GUY WASN'T STARING AT YOU LIKE THAT
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 24 April 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link
― long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Friday, April 14, 2017 6:43 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
slightly jealous of couples who can take an inside joke so far it becomes a beloved present.
― grand mac seizure (sanskrit), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 03:56 (six years ago) link
https://medium.com/@freddiedeboer/the-three-hot-trends-in-silicon-valley-horseshit-95cc5a85e8a4
The basic idea here is that 40 years of stagnant wages, the decline of unions, the death of middle class blue collar jobs, the demise of pensions, and a general slide of the American working world into a PTSD-inducing horror show of limitless vulnerability has been too easy on workers. I’m sorry, Doers, or whatever the fuck. The true beauty of these ads is that they are all predicated on mythologizing the very workers who their service is intended to immisserate. Sorry about your medical debt; here’s a photo of a model who we paid in “exposure” over ad copy written by an intern who we paid in college credit that cost $3,000 a credit hour. Enjoy.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link
have only seen one of 'em, but: the poster for new book THE WAR ON COPS is absolutely infuriating.
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 May 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link
the tunnel of mouths in the west 4th st station is some serious cronenberg body horror shit, fuck's sake postmates
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 12 May 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link
otfm
govern otmhttps://qz.com/980503/postmates-provocative-new-york-subway-ads-are-a-desperate-plea-for-attention-as-a-food-delivery-startup/
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 12 May 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link
there's one of a woman eating a macaron on the turnstile that's so poorly cropped i thought she was eating a can of chewing tobacco
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 12 May 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link
https://cdn.flickeringmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Young-Sheldon-1.jpg
young sheldon is really taking me back to the glory days of SEAN
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
will he be beaten up every 3rd ep?
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link
yessssss
http://i.imgur.com/tuw92cM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5CX47nt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GWEQwPq.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 August 2017 01:55 (six years ago) link
man seems like the mom in that show sure had to put up with a lot from SEAN
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 August 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
i'm assuming young sheldon is like a richie rich character, or more like a doogie howser but he's a business prodigy instead of a doctor. see he gets money and figures but has a lot to learn about life. really he would have made a great addition to SEAN's wacky little family unit.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 August 2017 02:07 (six years ago) link
On my commute this morning, two little kids were talking about baseball. Kid 1 says his favorite player was Babe Ruth, Kid 2 says he's dead, and Kid 1 said he died by electrocution. I don't know where the hell he got that from.
So that was a cute moment on an otherwise bleak summer of commuting.
― carpet_kaiser, Friday, 1 September 2017 02:12 (six years ago) link
Woah, that seems kinda weird now that I've written it out. I'm coming from a strange place here, people.
― carpet_kaiser, Friday, 1 September 2017 02:30 (six years ago) link
Would you use time travel to kill Young Sheldon?— BANDZ STACKHAGE (@NickPinkerton) September 24, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 September 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link
i have been informed w/out words that Elliott Gould and Linda Lavin are in a new sitcom
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 September 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link
at some point i became aware that 'young sheldon' was a stupid spinoff of stupid big bang theory and started hating those ads even more.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 September 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link
why are so many subway ads/billboards about EJACULATE now?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link
casper mattresses and the seediness of internet commerce
https://www.fastcompany.com/3065928/sleepopolis-casper-bloggers-lawsuits-underside-of-the-mattress-wars
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 05:24 (six years ago) link
spotted along the G train pic.twitter.com/sMo0luf2j1— lαrissα phαm (@lrsphm) November 4, 2017
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 November 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link
ha!
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 5 November 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
lol, that's the snowman ad moved over. i like it when people do the juxtaposition box cutter trick
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 5 November 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link
can't remember whether it's seamless or grubhub or bleepblorp but whoever has the "quirky" "hilarious" "that's so me" versions of special instructions added to orders... GAH. it's impossible not to picture the poor working stiffs at the restaurant getting these obnoxious AF requests showing up on the line and having to weigh the chance that the person actually expects this nonsense and will give them a shitty yelp review otherwise.
― Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link
the one where the delivery guy is instructed to hassle the people on the next floor down for stealing their wifi = omg fuck off
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link
nothing is as bad as fiverr
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link
yeah fiverr kind of uniquely encapsulates an entire hateful awful mindset, in all its vast opinion of itself
― Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 02:35 (six years ago) link
meanwhile, the goony group photo of Big Bang Theory has returned to bother us all
― if you steeleye spanshine (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link
hm... testing something, don't mind me
― Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:10 (six years ago) link
fiverr has not only the most nauseating message but manages to find uniquely punchable faces to match
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link
http://mikekosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/fiverr_poster.jpg
THIS. FUCKING. GUY.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:26 (six years ago) link
I'd live to trap the Fiverr models (and board) with Edward Woodward at the end of The Wicker Man
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link
guys i learned about the NY state family leave thing from subway ads and now i get like a whole extra month of paternity leave. the rare case of subway ads gone right.
the other of course being the school of practical philosophy, which changed my life.
― adam, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link