i do hope this is the kind of thing you teach your brats to say in the playground
p intellectually stimulating conversation tbf
― Οὖτις, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link
completely insane that an opinion that someone dislikes children sends you into utter insult-flinging meltdown like this. nagl dude
― lex pretend, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link
me, seeing this thread constantly at the top of sna: lol, children ARE non-human animals
― ( ^_^) (Lamp), Monday, 19 December 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link
fwiw i literally had no idea who you were before this thread but you seem to be acting as though you know things about me? yet you say i bore you?
― lex pretend, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link
can we poll the categories of human beings i dislike? cos there are quite a few
― sleepingbag, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link
lol, yes, lex, I've been posting here for like ~over a decade~ and I've read your writing both on and off ILX.
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link
makes sense that fear of not being entertaining would cut deep then
― lex pretend, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/13xwqzjTev2RIA/giphy.gif
― scott seward, Monday, 19 December 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link
http://dibaustralia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/projection.jpg
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Monday, 19 December 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link
you're the one who's consistently gone for direct insults even when not being addressed
― lex pretend, Monday, 19 December 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link
it's obvious that lex is heavily invested in his dislike of children and in his dislike of those who would have him like children. if his dislike of children makes him reviled by much of the world, he apparently is ready to turn his back to the world. ilx must accept this is lex's final position: he dislikes kids. (shrugs)
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 19 December 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link
if I accept it does that mean I can't make fun of it
― Οὖτις, Monday, 19 December 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link
I mean I accept that lex's personality is beyond repair
― Οὖτις, Monday, 19 December 2016 20:29 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFHPsThGQ1E
― scott seward, Monday, 19 December 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link
I remember the thrill I got when I first learned that tapping a particular spot near the patella caused a person's leg to kick. I did it over and over again. But eventually the thrill wore off.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 19 December 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link
I took a shit in someone's backyard once, as a child.
― Evan, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link
This needs to stop.
― Treeship, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link
children's poop vs (non-human) animal poop
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 19 December 2016 22:23 (seven years ago) link
both are horrifying when they are on your hands
― ¶ (DJP), Monday, 19 December 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link
I guess I'm trying to say I just don't know where I stand in this debate.
― Evan, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link
caught you brown handed
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 19 December 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link
have been hating this thread so hard but I love everything about this post and most especially the comma
― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 19 December 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link
A child will shit in the yardBut only a man would tell everyone about it
― nashwan, Monday, 19 December 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link
Nighttime in the shitting yardGet it out on the mainlineDo itDoot dat doot dat doo da doo
― tried Blue Apron and we died (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 December 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link
scat boo bap dee bappy wop doo daa
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 19 December 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I took a shit in someone's backyard once, as a child.
― JoeStork, Monday, 19 December 2016 23:36 (seven years ago) link
childe Evan to the back yard went
― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link
you know, this thread was pretty funny
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link
Ya
― N Vogue (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 22:07 (seven years ago) link
clusterfun
― Evan, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 22:53 (seven years ago) link
I had forgotten about the whole dog element. Definitely tuned out before the grand finale.
― how's life, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 23:29 (seven years ago) link
http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/news/20060210/kids-often-depress-parents#1
― SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Friday, 17 March 2017 18:38 (seven years ago) link
testify
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 March 2017 18:42 (seven years ago) link
it'd be nice of there was a place to air & work through bile & anxiety about ppl choosing to become parents where no one would take offense but yeah
― ogmor, Friday, 17 March 2017 19:00 (seven years ago) link
it does kinda suck being the only one in your group of friends to have kids and not completely disappear
― frogbs, Friday, 17 March 2017 19:01 (seven years ago) link
xp hm have you ever considered airing those grievances in a thread that isn't titled "children vs animals"
― qualx, Friday, 17 March 2017 21:00 (seven years ago) link
should we just create an I Hate Parenting board for lex et al
― Οὖτις, Friday, 17 March 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link
such precious snowflakes
could make him watch a comedy cooking show with dads and their kids and see what happens
https://media.giphy.com/media/uVOTxMagGsgXS/giphy.gif
― nomar, Friday, 17 March 2017 21:08 (seven years ago) link
w all indie guitar soundtrack
― Οὖτις, Friday, 17 March 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link
hi qualx have you ever considered responding sarcastically to one of my posts in a way that suggests you haven't read it properly
― ogmor, Friday, 17 March 2017 22:27 (seven years ago) link
parenting is extremely stressful and often miserable
luckily i didn't have kids in order to make my life more relaxing and fun
― Mordy, Friday, 17 March 2017 22:31 (seven years ago) link
making my life more relaxing and fun is my number 1 goal.
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 17 March 2017 22:39 (seven years ago) link
i find having a dog and a cat a lot of responsibility
i think I'm definitely doing the future a favour by not procreating
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Friday, 17 March 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link
I think people should probably be allowed to express sceptical views on procreation without automatically being branded as history's greatest monsters
― Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 March 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link
Does explicitly hating children qualify for monsterhood tho
― Οὖτις, Friday, 17 March 2017 22:47 (seven years ago) link
Why did u have kids mordy
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Friday, 17 March 2017 22:53 (seven years ago) link
Fulfill expectations of my family and communityFulfill my biological imperative to transmit genetic codeReligious tenetsHopeful insurance to have support/familial bonds in old ageNew ppl to play board games with
― Mordy, Friday, 17 March 2017 23:00 (seven years ago) link
my dad had a kind of dream about how cool it would be for us to hang at a bar together when i became an adult. do u have something similar re: w33d
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 March 2017 23:21 (seven years ago) link
Ok I've reviewed yr list and don't feel like I'm missing any of it but obv I'm glad you've ticked yr own personal boxes
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Friday, 17 March 2017 23:29 (seven years ago) link