EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

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Leprosy always seemed like an unfair tradeoff for people who are clever enough to have figured out how to fuck an armadillo.

― My Lunch Is Older Than Your Lunch (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 December 2016 14:32 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frederik was banned? any particular post caused it?

Many many posts in the US political threads. It's a 30-day. He'll be welcome back January 6.

roger that

put a baby on a rooftop and s/he will kill her/himself

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, December 15, 2016 4:03 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This reads like a lifehack

― Evan, Thursday, December 15, 2016 9:24 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Her last marriage was also her longest lasting: she tied the knot with Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt in 1986. He has also battled ill-health in recent years, hospitalised twice in 2010, once after swallowing a bee and another time following his gluing his eye shut.

― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Sunday, December 18, 2016 7:19 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lolwhut

― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, December 18, 2016 7:34 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

keeps the bees out iirc

― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Sunday, December 18, 2016 8:03 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The boy lay on his back in bed, eyes open, staring at the ceiling. His mouth was open. In one hand, an empty tube of model-airplane cement was tightly clenched; all over the bed were empty bottles of airplane dope, paint thinner, turps.

The bees had torn him open. His guts had fallen out.

'xxx had torn him open. his guts had fallen out' is my favourite b-tier ilx meme, thx for the reminder

'b-tier' was an entirely unintentional pun, i assure you

np buzzaro

ilx hivemind

every ilx thread but each time you write the word "bee" you close the thread faster

write read

y'all even open the acclaimed music threads?

sometimes need that jolt of fury to get me going in a morning

what do you call the type of boot that's like a doc martens but with a cap toe?

― just another (diamonddave85), Monday, December 19, 2016 4:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i guess like the ones lamp posted

― just another (diamonddave85), Monday, December 19, 2016 4:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

cap toe doc marten

― lag∞n, Monday, December 19, 2016 4:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm a simple man with simple tastes

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/102/687/beeweapon.jpg

can't shake the feeling that people are just making up the ones I don't know

― sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 17:58 (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

24. Can't Shake the Feeling
25. People Are Just Making Up
26. The Ones Eye Don't Know

― ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 17:59 (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LBI, thank you for alerting me to this new form of batshittery. Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow believes in it too (of course she does).
― emil.y, vrijdag 23 december 2016 2:07 (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ohh yeah that seems made for her tbh.
must be hard for her to hear that song of her husband's, "it was all yell-eau"
― forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Friday, 23 December 2016 10:47 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

necessary context

All this mostly reminds me of my ex gf (UK, Yorkshire, bad plumbing) who believed shouting at water contaminated it or made it foul. Or made little water babby cry. Won't say it's the reason we broke up but hey ho.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, December 22, 2016 7:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry, def required

it'll be great if Sgt Pepper bloke has shopped himself into his own shitty collage and posts it prior to cutting his own throat at five to midnight on Saturday

― Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 December 2016 14:30 (fifty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

too soon

:D

i just saw assassins creed. if you watch assassins creed i think it will make you retroactively have a good time at rogue one.

― Philip Nunez, Monday, January 2, 2017 11:12 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have a feeling if you see Assassins Creed it will make you retroactively have a good time at literally anything. The dentist, church, DMV ...

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, January 2, 2017 11:17 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

....assassinations, Creed concerts...

― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Monday, January 2, 2017 12:44 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Arturo D2scanini

― fgti, Monday, January 2, 2017 9:20 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Issues of compensation and business model aside, how mindblowing a piece of software is Spotify? Instant access to every song in the worlds biggest record collection!

I could not have imagined something like this as a kid.

Remember when Napster came out, the thrill of music being available per request! Up until then I could only hear what came on the radio, what was on mtv, on sampler cds with music magazines, and of course what I could afford and what I could borrow from friends or at the library...

Remember vividly a day at the school library, I must have been 12 or 13, I was on the computer and some girls from a class above mine were doing group work. I was on iMesh and so I asked them: Hey, is there a song you'd like to hear? They were hesitant to answer, maybe cause they didn't see the point of the question, probably also because it amounted to a kind of flirting and they were my seniors and all. But anyway, after a short while one of the girls was like, "I think he'll be able to get the song on the computer" and they asked for Lady Marmalade (the Xtina, Lil Kim, Mya, Pink version).

I searched for it and 20 minutes later I'd downloaded it and was able to play it back through the sound blasters. Felt like magic. The girls were impressed, but I think I was even more impressed. Never forgot that day.

― niels, Saturday, 7 January 2017 06:09 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so not gonna happen

― Οὖτις, Saturday, 7 January 2017 10:15 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha

its not difficult, if a little too on the nose maybe, to picture djp's scenario....

what we do
get trump on ticket, cause havoc

he wins nom, these americans they confound us

he takes over whole debate, what amazing moment

have we considered that he wins? it cannot be

he has won. ok let us consider this unexpected result.

boris, please to run check 'trump' against the piss archives.

the premier will hear of your work on this boris

― trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, January 11, 2017 10:02 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

photoshop sunglasses falling onto kremlin, fade out

― trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, January 11, 2017 10:03 AM (fifty-three seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol this is kind of crazy though they are actually acknowledging that some kind of thing really happened w/ a bunch of russian prostitutes in a hotel in moscow now?

― marcos, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:03 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not what you think though, something truly complex and unlikely, you'll be amazed

― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:06 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there is no way Trump turned down a prostitute

― frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

peetotaler

― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 21:19 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(edited)

https://www.facebook.com/VPMikePence/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED&fref=nf

Vice President Mike Pence
9 hrs ·

Our Administration is proud to stand with American women and of our supporters' significant role in this cause. Despite the misleading Liberal Media's claims, we clearly saw that well over half of the participants in yesterday's march were Trump supporters. We do respect the rights of the minority of participants to dissent peacefully - this is what democracy looks like.

incredible co-optin ass peckerwoods

― j., maandag 23 januari 2017 4:01 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like that FB account is a fraud. isn't verified and pence has a couple of other ones

― k3vin k., maandag 23 januari 2017 4:06 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh, sorry, i took a look and thought there maybe should have been a verified check but i wasn't sure

― j., maandag 23 januari 2017 4:08 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i saw that the pence page "usually responds within 1 hour" so i messaged "u up" and he responded "god bless"

― k3vin k., maandag 23 januari 2017 5:11 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I should look more into how [Democrats] handled stuff like automation in domestic manufacture, though.

― stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), 24. januar 2017 00:51 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

by throwing unions under the bus, presumably

― Οὖτις, 24. januar 2017 00:53 (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

read that as "onions" at first, got very confused

― Neanderthal, 24. januar 2017 00:54 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was the style of the time

― Οὖτις, 24. januar 2017 00:54 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

came here to post that

A+, golf-clap

okay i'm not sure i'm really understanding what's going on here. if these aren't roll call votes what are they? committee votes?

― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, January 24, 2017 6:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the committees are voting to send the nominations to the whole Senate, who will vote on confirmation as a full body

― (The caption: “fine dining.”) (DJP), Tuesday, January 24, 2017 6:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a full pulsating glistening body, whose gaping maw will hopefully masticate the nominees

― nomar, Tuesday, January 24, 2017 6:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but will more likely lap eagerly at them

― nomar, Tuesday, January 24, 2017 6:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with its probing mucus covered tongue

― nomar, Tuesday, January 24, 2017 6:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry i was just thinking about the senate

― nomar, Tuesday, January 24, 2017 6:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haaa

Bothers me that all droids have 4-character names. And R2 units, for example, are all R2-??, which means there can be at most 36 x 36 R2 units in the whole universe, and only 36 x36x36x36=1.7 million robots in the whole universe.

― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Tuesday, January 24, 2017 5:17 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well fuck, that's unravelled the entire tightly-woven fabric of the star wars universe for me

― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 24, 2017 5:23 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

someone in anohni thread linked to a tumblr blog saying 'drone bomb ME' was problematic bc anohni is white and would never be target of drone bomb. but i can't help but feel ppl would be even more pissed if the song were called 'drone bomb them'

― flopson, Friday, 27 January 2017 16:10 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:D

lmao

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Shot by SS after giving the order to nuke somewhere still an outside chance...

― Andrew Farrell, Friday, January 27, 2017 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what good would shooting him afterward do?

― Οὖτις, Friday, January 27, 2017 3:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

― Andrew Farrell, Friday, January 27, 2017 3:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh come on, Shakey can't help it.

some dude was operating a drone outside my house last night

― ciderpress, Tuesday, April 12, 2016 2:12 PM (nine months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

should have FP'd him

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, April 12, 2016 2:13 PM (nine months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was less of a joke and more of a fulfillment of what i believe some dude was looking for when he chose his username

Why would such a brilliant person have such relatively pedestrian taste in music

Have you met people? Probably the most intellegent guy I know seems to only like blandly tuneful rock and folk songs afaict.

― chap, Tuesday, January 31, 2017 11:55 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aw thx man

― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Tuesday, January 31, 2017 12:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if I'd known how fast things would go tonight I wouldn't have eaten an assload of gyros

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:42 (eighteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^my fav Meatloaf bootleg

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 00:42 (eighteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

headers and volleys, yer man's in goal

for everything that seemed impressive about this there was another thing that put me off it

― I Am In Atlanta And Thug Is Young (imago), Wednesday, February 1, 2017 5:50 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ welcome to my romantic life

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, February 1, 2017 5:51 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink