"and that's okay" / "and here's why"

Please stop starting your headlines "please stop"

Watch fearless Jacslayer @ed_burke_1689 DESTROY Universal Rights Warriors in his latest video pamphlet.

lol

"and what" / " here's why "

leon
‏@leyawn
SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/585859882869469184

I've been seeing "It did not go well" a lot recently in clickbait headlines

Usually along the lines of: "(Powerful, Trump-related person) tried to talk about (issue). It did not go well." (i.e. a bunch of people impotently tweeted insults at them)

Something I've seen in like half a dozen headlines about the Wikileaks/CIA story: How Afraid Should I Be?

https://i1.wp.com/blogofdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/panic_thumb.jpg?resize=644%2C484

She was guilty of the "ONE NEGLECT" that mars many marriages and you won't believe what she did next (Hint: Lysol douche!)

http://i.imgur.com/9Nyp0Zh.png

Lord help me I like to write about these dumb movies https://t.co/p6GWbvMGGI

— Emily Yoshida (@emilyyoshida) June 23, 2017

I feel like Bilge Elbiri raised the stakes too high for anyone reviewing this one

It's not like it's a high bar for something to count as art. There's tons of shitty art.

Piero Manzoni's shit might be...art?

WASHINGTON (AP) - Trump says Senate has chance to pass important health care bill; if it fails, he won't like it "and that's OK"

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) June 27, 2017

Why does trump say hen fap

and this is why

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I gave my cat a poop transplant—here’s what happened next

https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/07/i-gave-my-cat-a-fecal-microbiome-transplant-heres-what-happened-next/

No One’s Afraid of the Big, Bad Wolf—And That’s a Problem
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/can-wolves-and-humans-coexist-180965337

Boats full of dead people from North Korea keep showing up in Japan - here's why

'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' Will Be Too Inclusive For Some People. Good.

So the Cat Person short story has made straight men feel uncomfortable. Good

The Timing of Janelle Monáe’s Coming Out Felt Like a Business Move—and That’s OK

Do We Really Need An Amy Winehouse Hologram Tour, Though?

Most people don’t want to think about their own death. If they do, it’s not in any sort of real way. We imagine floating around and haunting the people who have wronged us, for a short while. But it’s hard to grasp the permanence of what happens when you no longer live inside the flesh cage that encases your soul (or whatever you believe in).

Influencer says she was on a 'tapas and cocaine' diet to stay thin - here's why that's not healthy

did she not know you're supposed to order a couple tapas per person and share?

Everything You Know About Pizza Is Wrong … Maybe

Parasites Infect These Beetles. It Might Be a Good Thing.

i knew the beatles were infected by parasites, and that's okay

Charli XCX Is Probably Not the Future of Pop, and That’s Okay

otherwise this stone would seem defaced
beneath the translucent cascade of the shoulders
and would not glisten like a wild beast's fur:

would not, from all the borders of itself,
burst like a star: for here there is no place
that does not see you. You must hack your life.

Confession: I tell myself "that's OK" pretty much about everything, all the time.

Going to sew some of these into frames for the new house

that would actually be a really good art project tbh

also an idea for one of those ransom note font "big hug" blankets with the blond woman on the porch that were all over fb a month or so ago

The horror

Mr. Kurtz, he dead, and that's okay.

1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it, and here’s why.

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, and that's okay.

We Want Our Friends Back! (But Which Ones?)
The pandemic shrank many social circles to a skeleton crew. Maybe that’s not such a bad thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRn2VQWNkgA

Netflix Released Its July Titles And If I Cancel Plans It's Totally Unrelated
https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalieoganesyan/new-on-netflix-july-2021

I'm not sure this is a formula as such but it's a prime example of the kind of posing-as-social-media-discourse that grinds my gears. It reads like some needy teenager trying to fit in.

That person has been writing for Buzzfeed for one week, and appears to actually be a teenager

wait, no, 21. which counts as a teenager for Americans I guess.

Yeah, I don't mean to dunk on her. I'm assuming the headlines are produced by some crack A-B testing team at Buzzfeed, though I guess the writer might contribute them all the same.

https://www.wired.com/story/the-coelacanth-may-live-for-a-century-thats-not-great-news/

OK, I clicked just to find out what the fuck it meant:

People Are Sharing Things That Should Be Illegal, And There Are No Lies Detected

Here's Why That's Okay!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/07/22/i-live-democratic-bubble-heres-why-thats-okay/

the singularity