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Xpost ) yes that was one of the few shits where I went "aaah". Not enough of them, imho. My eyes are fine.

― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 05:56 (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Herpes Bizarre (stevie), Thursday, 8 December 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

feels like this must be some of the best raw bm ever

― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, December 12, 2016 6:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

meddle used to be my favorite fall album

― surm

sleeve, Thursday, 15 December 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

I like "hate crime against children"

― ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:14 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:25 (seven years ago) link

not so surprising from ein Sexmonster

rob, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:26 (seven years ago) link

magic is pretty sweet, i just got my 2 miracle slots, healing/evacuating all day long

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, February 8, 2017

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 15:54 (seven years ago) link

Hiyoooo

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:05 (seven years ago) link

lol good one

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:29 (seven years ago) link

Ha I posted that to the wrong thread tbh

Betsy DeVos Ayes (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

my threshold of nuts is pretty high these days

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, February 25, 2017 10:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 February 2017 15:39 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Please tell me thats the proctology department.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, March 17, 2017 11:35 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:39 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

lol it's true my only preferred champ is Messy D xp

― Clay, Tuesday, May 30, 2017 2:43 PM (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link

feel like we're about to get a shitload more of these in the pipeline

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 11:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link

i always wear pants and it's covered up, but the inside of my pants knows what's up.

― nomar, Wednesday, June 7, 2017 3:36 PM (fourteen minutes ago)

a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link

sounds like a DJ Quik couplet

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 June 2017 04:21 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

gonna spend all day tomorrow throwing buckets of mayo at people

― ciderpress, Saturday, August 5, 2017 12:49 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El Tomboto, Saturday, 5 August 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

Photobuckets, same

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link

I think if you can get that resolution to create a recognizable anus then there is no need to increase it.

― Evan, Monday, August 14, 2017

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 14 August 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link

Vagina is a non effort.

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:10 (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

Left myself wide open tbf

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link

If you can spread the crack, a tooth pick is good for getting your glue down in the separation.

...
― earlnash, Sunday, August 27, 2017

El Tomboto, Monday, 28 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

the bottom's where all the good chewy goodness is

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 August 2017 21:10 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:22 (six years ago) link

lol i cant even remember the context

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

good news is that it looks like jose is going to end up just dying slowly while chilling out in the atlantic!

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (thirteen seconds ago) Permalink

sarah mclachlan is extremely cool imo

― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:01 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still like the My Dick album

― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:20 (six years ago) link

Space porn requires patience.

― Special Egyptian Guest Star (Sanpaku), Saturday, September 16, 2017 1:25 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link

*Axl Rose whistle*

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 September 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link

Squash my ass.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

aww, lookit that li'l scamp

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

If they do it with Bradley Walsh every week I'm all in.

― nashwan, Thursday, November 9, 2017 3:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:00 (six years ago) link

such an impressive asshole ;_;

― imago, Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:28 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Whitney do you know any schooltechers

― brimstead, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:35 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link

keep your friends close, and lick your enemy's butthole

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 21, 2017 5:43 PM

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link

not sure the context would have helped much tbf

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

*high*

― daavid, Thursday, January 25, 2018 10:53 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

lol @ wales

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:39 (twenty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I do have that nasty oozing rash all over my ass...

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 23, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago)

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:52 (six years ago) link

O_o

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:55 (six years ago) link

When I saw that I couldn't resist.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:05 (six years ago) link

out of context and out of decade too

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:06 (six years ago) link

A brief perusal of old Ask A Drunk threads would no doubt yield a cornucopia of context-free quotes useful for VG's revenge, should she wish such.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:27 (six years ago) link

i feel v attacked lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:37 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

'GREAT ASS' wins.
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:01 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 09:43 (six years ago) link

😌

scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 10:35 (six years ago) link

cock to one side

― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, March 8, 2018 2:40 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:44 (six years ago) link

Take that to the male fashion thread.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

its ok he was dressing up not dressing download

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link

there are a WHOLE lotta Micks.

― scott seward, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:08 (six hours ago) Permalink

sleepingbag, Thursday, 8 March 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link

If there’s one thing we don’t have time for it’s embouchures and finger holes

― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (twelve minutes ago) Permalink

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link


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