― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:11 (seventeen years ago) link
1. Evangelical churches2. Perfume
― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:15 (seventeen years ago) link
Worse yet when they try and have them dubOverThe actress.
Kinder are the worst of all for this. Milk bars indeed.
― stet (stet), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:47 (seventeen years ago) link
I remember that Andy McNab advert. All shampoo adverts must die.
― Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link
"Mr Judge I urge you to...""Urge?""I've got the uuuurrrge""She's got the urge to 'erbal"
It just speeds ahead in terms of being irrelevant to anyone, let alone the UK.
― wogan lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― wogan lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― stet (stet), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 10:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 11:01 (seventeen years ago) link
-- stet (vmdnb900...) (webmail), Today 11:44 AM. (later) (link)
Plus, those ads contain German Humour. Which does not translate! It just makes UK viewers go ".... ?"
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link
"Do you have LOW NO CLAIMS BONUS? If you've got LOW NO CLAIMS BONUS it can be very hard to get insurance, so people with LOW NO CLAIMS BONUS should try the insurance company that only takes on people with LOW NO CLAIMS BONUS, like you. So, if you've got LOW NO CLAIMS BONUS, call Feckless Drivers Inc on....
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― === temporary username === (Mark C), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link
It's basically TV spam innit
― stet (stet), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link
(on the other hand, i do keep seeing adverts for Echo & The Bunnymen. didn't think i'd live to see the day but apparently i have)
― Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Monday, 18 September 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Diddumsismus (Dada), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm generally quite relaxed about all these adverts that seem to wind everyone else up (and am an active fan of the Frosties boy) but hearing that twat fake on in that cloying way about fucking "Mr Jack" and the good old boys of Moore County makes prohibition seem appealing. Even the Tube posters make me move down the platform.
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 19 October 2006 07:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― changed me name (dog latin), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― ledge (ledge), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link
You missed out the fact that they imply that JENKINS FLASHED HIS SCHLONG AT HER AT THE BUS-STOP.
― James Herbert Dip (noodle vague), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link
Am I alone in hoping smug BT boyfriend dumps his older woman and she goes crazy apeshit mental and kills him, then the kids, then herself?
― James Herbert Dip (noodle vague), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― C J (C J), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― James Herbert Dip (noodle vague), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
yes, but isn't there also the implacation that she's going with him DESPITE that rather than BECAUSE of it?
― Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― James Herbert Dip (noodle vague), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link
haven't seen "chips, glorious chips" but the "big broadway musical number" idea is nothing new.
― martha gives letterman the 'lick' (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2006 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 6 November 2006 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link
THREE-STAGE AIR "FRESHENER"
wtf?
not even freshener but fucking "christmasy" smells like wood and fire and shit.
WEIRD
― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 6 November 2006 12:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― ledge (ledge), Monday, 6 November 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link
And yet... I didn't like it at first but, almost unheard of for an ad, it's growing on me.
As for the BT ads, get used to them - they're currently employing well-known writers to brainstorm new directions for our lovable telephone-obsessed family.
― === temporary username === (Mark C), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link
Marcello?
― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Monday, 6 November 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link
it never really occurred to me that someone actually sits down and writes that crap. probably takes about 6 months to write a 30 second ad.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link