"croissant-munching, latte-sipping": instances of misconceived media-class self-loathing ITT

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (633 of them)

No results found for "white pudding munching"

mark s, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

ie people for whom the above photo of Desperate Dan loads quickly xp

The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

I'm mostly a cappuccino guy but I'll admit that it does feel a bit decadent to spend $3-$4 on a nice espresso/steamed milk combination. It's a treat once or twice a week, and you have to get it at the right place or else it's a total waste..

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

"latte liberal"

About 419,000 results (0.63 seconds)

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

great thread.

eating habits are so frequently held as being of moral & social import, as they are fundamental and easily controlled, but it is interesting that a lot of right-wing conformist disdain operates on this level. reminds me of the research claiming that strong involuntary physiological reactions of disgust correlate with being more right-wing.

ogmor, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

At least in the US and Canada, McDonald's sells lattés at this point (although I don't know why anyone would buy a latté at McDonald's).

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

perhaps this is what all this noise comes down to: the distrust of anyone whose ethics or politics transcend the reality of gut-feelings

ogmor, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

Lattés are relatively easy on the gut, unless you're talking about some kind of butterscotch maple pumpkin spice concoction.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

Only Commies drink those.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

private-schooled murphy

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

"eating habits are so frequently held as being of moral & social import"

i always figured the flip side of nu-coffee habits (as opposed to being called a snob for buying a three dollar coffee or whatever) is you get to hold a 1000 calorie sugar snack in your hand and it's socially acceptable. like, people might make fun of you if you were holding 4 twinkies in your hand. but a triple cookie crunch mocha with whipped cream is totally okay. stealth junk! hey, i dig it.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I'm never sure if people are talking about people who drink espresso with steamed milk or people who drink those garbage dessert lattés, or people who care about the difference. Because #2 deserve to be mocked.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

the article sund4r linked to relates the political disdain to the issue of needless luxury rather than difficulty of taste

on the list matt put up, the main associations seem to be vegetarianism and slimming, both often assumed -- ie by orwell -- to be a crankish (and sometimes pricey) moralism, but this hardly applies to lattes

it certainly isn't outlander food: indian and chinese food aren't stigmatised in the UK, kebabs maybe are a bit (but not as lefty or posh)

mark s, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

"hygge-munching"

^^^only has one google link so far, to a site explicitly dedicated to hygge: WATCH THIS SPACE I GUESS

mark s, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

If you order coffee in South India, a latte/cappuccino is more or less what they give you.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

"gløgg-swilling" also only has one entry currently

mark s, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

someone shit (jk rowling maybe) shared that orgoodwise quote as proof that corbyn is bad

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link

http://www.weightlossresources.co.uk/img/l/lunch-asda-prawn-mayo-sandwich.jpg

multi-millionaire roy keane characterising people in hospitality boxes as not living 'in the real world' and 'eating prawn sandwiches'

Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

Roy Keane may be many things but he has certainly never been a member of the metropolitan liberal elite.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

yeah it's not the same but maybe a similar thing transposed to the oafish world of no-nonsense football yeomanry

Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

the thing i like abt the article sund4r linked -- probably bcz it slightly overlaps with an idea i'd half-articulated further up -- is that the items targeted by reactionaries in this sense bcz they can be identified as guilty pleasures, bcz pricey or luxury or fancy or show-offy or performative or virtue-signalling in some sense: they are actually quite widely enjoyed but can somehow also be disavowed as a marker of social identity ("i've eaten lettuce but i'm not a LETTUCE-MUNCHING TYPE")

so the accusation lands right on a spot that many people will instantly draw back from -- not bcz they themselves dislike the item (far from it) but bcz they don't want to be caught being the thing it represents

mark s, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link

cockle butties

mark s, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

is what roy keane eats obv

mark s, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

i just bought a cappuccino out of a machine at the bong store next door. one dollar. in honor of this thread. dollar cappuccinos from the pakistani-run bong store what this great country is all about in my opinion.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

are these the same people who "knit their own yogurt" or is that a hippie subset?

"Avenues type" if you're from round here.

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't there a minor hoohah about Cameron (remember him?) eating a burger with a knife and fork?

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

btw lex said what I was going to say re falafel/houmous/clueless whites but that reminds me to remind the thread that the influence of shit comedians in keeping the "I have run out of houmous #mostmiddleclasssentenceever #britishproblems" idiocy alive is as much a factor as that of shit columnists. Russell Kane is probably saying something about houmous right this very moment somewhere

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

xp I can only recall the time he misremembered eating a pastie in Leeds station

ogmor, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

cameron's was a hotdog-related implement-gaffe:
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CB_t2F6VIAExfZh.jpg

mark s, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

if you fuck with houmous you fuck with me

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

more greggs-related political fun: http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/kezia-dugdale-calls-for-return-of-macaroni-pie-1-3811092

mark s, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

okay forkhotdog makes me mad and I'm a latte-drinking coastal elite xps

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

I'm literally drinking a latte right now

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

feel like burger with k&f would be acceptable, so many burgers are stupidly too big to eat as the sandwiches they are anyway

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

I recall someone saying that anyone who has only eaten houmous outside of the middle east/Isreal doesn't know what it really is. It was some dude who wrote a book about houmous talking on R4.

calzino, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

(hotdog thing is a strange life choice for sure xp)

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:01 (seven years ago) link

politicians should probably not eat in public -- none of them seem to know how to do it

mark s, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

i hate to say it but a lot of the attitudes in this country can be traced to my hero george carlin. he had a large cult of morning radio hosts who loved to rant about the latte people. george was really good at it though.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

he was a good writer. that helped. now you get that generic "latte-swilling, kale-munching, home-schooling, etc..."

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

hot dog with a knife and fork is p outrageous but sadly difficult to compress into the pithy x-y'ing format.

the classic wes streeting distaste for 'trendy falafel bars' obviously says more of him being out of touch with the common man than it does of anyone else, since the usual term for 'trendy falafel bar' is 'kebab shop'.

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

i would kill for a trendy falafel bar in my town!

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

Oh, hm, "home-schooling" mostly calls to mind fundamentalist Christians for me. I think those were the only home-schooled people I knew.

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

effete middle class professionals only quaff prosecco these days surely

self-clowning cozen of ILX (cozen), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

i think they are still into the whole "mixology" thing.

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

#smallbatchbitters

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0583/0433/products/6004_lg_1024x1024.jpg?v=1414968089

scott seward, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

politicians should probably not eat in public -- none of them seem to know how to do it

easily explained by the fact that they're all secretly 12-foot-tall babyeating reptoids iirc

trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

when I was in the Netherlands the other day these beered-up Dutch #lads were bounding towards the takeaway I was standing outside chanting FALAFEL FALAFEL like you might expect a British counterpart to enthuse about cheeky Nandos. enjoyed it

The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

the brunch munching, how to white supremacy well listening middle classes

self-clowning cozen of ILX (cozen), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 18:41 (seven years ago) link

No results found for "skyr-swilling"

You heard it here first.

On a related tip disappointingly "muesli-eating" seems to have vanished from common usage as an insult. Though this quote by Labour MP Kevin Hughes from 2001 manages to get the trifecta of yogurt, muesli and Guardian readers: "Don't you find it bizarre, like I do, that the yoghurt-eating, muesli-eating, Guardian-reading fraternity are only too happy to want to protect the human rights of people who engage in terrorist acts?"

Shame he couldn't shoehorn "sandal wearing" in too.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.