"croissant-munching, latte-sipping": instances of misconceived media-class self-loathing ITT

nobody actually ever used "cheese eating surrender monkeys" - wasn't that from the simpsons or something?

as if croissants aren't ubiquitous and just a normal food - i hardly think the people who use "croissant-munching/latte-swilling" as pejoratives are eating a fry-up every morning.

i have never seen anyone use a croissant as an accessory. pastries of some kind are a fact of office life.

i hardly think the people who use "croissant-munching/latte-swilling" as pejoratives are eating a fry-up every morning.

Too bad, was looking forward to a generation of wasteman liberal authentocrat newspaper columnists all getting coronaries in their early fifties tbh

the point of the thread is note examples of an annoying stupid thing, not to offer reasons why the annoying stupid thing is ok and fine

it is a descendent of "Use other words please."

as far as i can tell the only people who still eat a fryup every morning are longtime civil servants and (separate circle with intersection) alcoholics

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i have never seen anyone use a croissant as an accessory. pastries of some kind are a fact of office life.

They are an accessory if you imagine that outside the window are a load of salt-of-the-earth types eyeing your choice of coffee and pastry with incomprehension and suspicion, which almost certainly never happens in reality.

No one actually says "croissant-munching, latte-sipping" either but everyone knows what's being implied, as much as "hummus-eating" or whatever.

i've noticed islington being cited a lot lately. i know islington has been posh for many moons, but i feel like there's been a spike in this as lazy shorthand for all the evils of out-of-touch london. dunno if it's post-corbyn.

also "shoreditch" - it'll probably still be cited as home of all hipsters, by people who've never been there, or possibly never been to london, even after the price of a tiny studio apartment tops £2m.

xpost people DEFINITELY say "croissant-munching/latte-sipping" and "hummus-eating". afaik those flavoured hummus dips are a massive massive success in like tesco/sainsburies but still, apparently eating hummus means you're not a real englander.

re "examples of an annoying stupid thing" -- I would still benefit from more clarity about the thing.

Is it eg: middle class liberals sneering at middle class liberals?

Or eg: middle class conservatives sneering at middle class liberals?

It goes further back than that, Islington was the actual cradle of New Labour (like, Blair and Brown literally went for dinner on Upper Street), a lot of liberal actors lived there in the 90s. Corbyn really represents the other half of Islington, the poverty and the deprivation that's still there in a lot of the borough, but it suits a lot of people *within* the Labour party/liberal media to pretend that he's just another out-of-touch luvvie.

Ferns and quiche was the cliche in 1970s America, and was equally d-u-m dumb, because both were used to mean effete wealth and both were solidly everywhere and enjoyed by everyone.

I'm sure you hit at least ten examples of this whenever you read one of those John Harris columns when he leaves London in order to disparage people who "never leave London".

middle class conservatives who think they are liberals sneering at people who are almost always considerably less posh than themselves

people in eg: opening pages of Guardian G2 do do this, actually

eg: 'this new product will appeal to croissant-munching Guardianistas, too'

the sense being -- affectionate self-mockery while also bonding themselves and their readers together into an identified group

maybe this is what Mark S meant?

I agree, it is the kind of thing John Harris does, also. From him, it comes across as quite aggressive and nasty.

So that is a good example.

Never leaving London = bad

Never leaving your Lincolnshire market town = good, pls tell me more of your five point plan to put the Great back into Britain

the guardian is like a perfect circle for this stuff. simultaneously trying to write articles for their london audience and placate the hordes of users who seem riled by the fact that there is a city with a lot of people in it.

xpost to matt.

bananaman otm too. many small towns are centres for abusive and violent behaviour.

80% of the staff at right-wing newspapers are self-loathing liberals churning out cliches like this to order, you see it in the Telegraph and the Mail a lot.

My parents used to talk about brie and chardonnay filling this role in the past. The food in question is always soft, pale and a bit foreign.

"bruschetta-munching"
^^^largely associated with the iraq war, i think this was/is an islington-on-islington act of depravity (n!ck fkn cohen's endless fkn made-up dinner-parties)

"croissant-munching"
^^^the sun has switched from bruschetta to croissant BECAUSE THEY JUDGE THAT EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A CROISSANT IS (bcz everyone munches em) thus proving localgarda's and my point

"latte-sipping"
^^^anti-liberal alliteration

comedy-marmalade conservatives

keep calm and comedy-marmalade conservatives

bring me the head of elizabeth david

I recall pejorative mention of Corbyn's vegetarian falafels before, which I'd imagine are a very nice side dish. And if Corbyn went shopping for fresh produce in my local (in the provinces) Asian supermarket, he wouldn't be found wanting for any ingredients and the only difference from N London would be the cheaper cost. I'd bet many right wing columnists who exhibit a certain type of shrill macho posturing are not fucking stupid enough to favour unhealthy "classic" junk food staples over healthier options.

Ed Miliband's populist fail when was looking at the bacon sarnie like it is a piece of dogshit in his hand was possibly another example of this? Although probably a big dose of dog whistle antisemitism in that Sun pic as well.

owen smith's cappuccino feints felt like the pinnacle of this at the time

the frequency with which falafel and houmous are cited as items of pretentious middle-class foods is very telling w/r/t the exclusion of immigrants and POC from the "working class" umbrella - only the white working class are real working class, it seems

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01706/blair-beer_1706299c.jpg

is the brexiteer obsession with jam the flipside of this?

i read a lot of the food articles on the guardian and for my sins i sometimes end up reading the comments, there is some really vile small-mindedness there, and it's exactly like this - people raging about receipes with ethnic ingredients, like as if the idea of an ethnically diverse neighbourhood is some kind of snobbery in itself.

xpost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_wkO4hk07o

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They also never contain meat, which is important. Corbyn's vegetarianism means he's isn't a real man's man, ditto E-Mili's bacon sandwich problems.

i didn't think the bacon sandwich photo was supposed to be showing ed's disdain for the common man's carcinogenic meat, i assumed it was bullying more in the vein of "lol look at this man's face he cannot rule us"

It was that as well.

I just thought "I bet there's an Orwell quote about this" and about ten seconds of Googling revealed this:

One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words ‘Socialism’ and ‘Communism’ draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, ‘Nature Cure’ quack, pacifist, and feminist in England. One day this summer I was riding through Letchworth when the bus stopped and two dreadful-looking old men got on to it. They were both about sixty, both very short, pink, and chubby, and both hatless. One of them was obscenely bald, the other had long grey hair bobbed in the Lloyd George style. They were dressed in pistachio-coloured shirts and khaki shorts into which their huge bottoms were crammed so tightly that you could study every dimple. Their appearance created a mild stir of horror on top of the bus. The man next to me, a commercial traveller I should say, glanced at me, at them, and back again at me, and murmured ‘Socialists’, as who should say, ‘Red Indians’. He was probably right — the I.L.P. were holding their summer school at Letchworth. But the point is that to him, as an ordinary man, a crank meant a Socialist and a Socialist meant a crank. Any Socialist, he probably felt, could be counted on to have something eccentric about him. And some such notion seems to exist even among Socialists themselves. For instance, I have here a prospectus from another summer school which states its terms per week and then asks me to say ‘whether my diet is ordinary or vegetarian’. They take it for granted, you see, that it is necessary to ask this question. This kind of thing is by itself sufficient to alienate plenty of decent people. And their instinct is perfectly sound, for the food-crank is by definition a person willing to cut himself off from human society in hopes of adding five years on to the life of his carcase; that is, a person but of touch with common humanity

"Fruit juice drinker"

you can put pretty much any banal activity into a format that makes it seem like something worthy of hatred, if you try hard enough.

i dunno what bruschetta is, i guess i have to work harder at being the liberal elite i strive to be

ok for me the miliband sandwich issue has just sedimented out into several rival issues:

i: Ed is posh and this loathed the decent working man's food which showed on his face as he forced himself to eat it
ii: Ed is vegetarian and cannot abide meat like an Orwell-loathed crank which showed on his face as he forced himself to eat it
iii: Ed is Jewish and cannot abide bacon like some kind of muslim which showed on his face as he forced himself to eat it
iv: Ed looks weird when he puts food in his mouth and chews

I had always gone for (iv): this has been an education in the layered subtleties of media-class self-loathing

i feel like it was definitely iv, in its entirety. i'm dubious about it being any other.

i didn't even know it was a bacon sandwich

you can put pretty much any banal activity into a format that makes it seem like something worthy of hatred, if you try hard enough.

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, November 29, 2016 1:02 PM (five minutes ago)

"mouth-breather"

brexiteers and jam (aka "comedy marmalade") derives from the fact that jam is one of only a small number of popular foodstuffs that we don't need to import* to turn into a valued commodity that will bring the world's markets a-running

*however, as noted on the brexit thread: "UK farmers warn of Brexit-triggered labour crisis" = fruit and veg rotting in the fields unpicked
https://www.ft.com/content/7ceb876c-b58d-11e6-961e-a1acd97f622d

bcz the usual labourforce have noted (a) their pay packed will have dropped in value by c.20%, and (b) England is no longer a friendly place to come and do cheap useful seasonal labour in

can we pause to investigate whether or not in the very raising of this thread attacking tropes attacking tropes mark s is himself an example of a trope

i am obv in asking this performing a recognise trope attacking service and hiding behind any such accusation is not to be countenanced

Also, I recall the fact that it was a bacon sandwich being made a very big deal of at the time - bacon butty, sandwich of the people, Ed cannot eat it look at him look at him.

So basically I read it as mostly iv but with a reasonable dose of i and a tiny bit of iii for those who are looking for it.

can we pause to investigate whether or not having smelt it deems himself may have dealt it

iirc Orwell took shots at fruit juice on a number of other occasions also. really had a problem with the stuff

ah weird i never noticed the bacon part - i prob only came across this "story" via people's outrage about it on twitter so i missed whatever the tabloid's "point" was besides the photo.

i had scrambled egg today and did not in any sense munch it

Miliband was otherised by the right wing press and some members of his own party for quite some time - "he looks weird", "he's a North London intellectual", "his father hated Britain", he was compared to the Child Catcher (an actual antisemitic caricature) by some dreadful Katie Hopkins-alike. The bacon sandwich can't be separated from all that.

Yeah the sandwich being bacon-filled was mentioned too often for it not to be just 'face even weirder when eating'.

yeah i don't dispute that - i never read the actual content around the sandwich, as i say, like many things, i probably wouldn't have heard about it if it wasn't for people who were annoyed about it sharing it on twitter.

tbf to the tabloids and the fascists generally, if he had followed my mum's much-repeated rules on eating he would not have come to grief in this instance

a: "that bite was much to big! take smaller mouthfuls!"
b: "keep your mouth closed when you're chewing!"

If you have really poor quality bacon it can be difficult to take a clean bite no matter how small a bite you take.

theresa may eats only the finest british bacon, made from churchillian pigs.

Fox continues to carry water for Trump even after Trump casts them into the outer darkness.

many of their audience probably think that Pilates is some sort of Christ-killing demon association

also is she implying that he is walking around with an alcoholic beverage? because it looks like a smoothie to me

he went to pilates class, now he thinks he knows shit about plane crash???

graduate pilates school, then talk shit how bout tht

This is just a bingo card

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/a-50-quid-hour-and-a-bit-troll-aphex-twin-at-field-day-reviewed/

if he'd done 2 hours of the hits any true Aphex fan would be outraged

This was an attack, not a gig: stop-start blares, schizophrenic synths, artillery-fire drums with not a hint of structure

I don't see the problem.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

“underwater basket-weaving”

I have read that there is a native American tradition of weaving baskets in water (to make the materials more pliable). And that the use of the phrase to mean "doing something pointless" is potentially disrespectful.

Much of this sort of thing is pretty racist when ye scratch the surface, and you usually don't have to scratch hard

A course on underwater basket-weaving was genuinely on offer at Reed College when I was a student there back in 1990.

Surprisingly old, per Wikipedia:

"The phrase in its pejorative sense has been used since at least the mid-1950s. According to a 1953 article in the Boston Globe on 'Hepster Lingo,' 'Any snap course in school is "underwater basket weaving.'"

Also seeing references in 1960s congressional hearings, via Google Books:

SENATOR ALLOTT. But excuse me, Mr. Driver, I don't have my correspondence here on this but on this same subject, I am just as interested as you and the chairman or anyone else is in seeing that we don t get into the situation that we were in after World War II where we had universities setting up courses in underwater basket weaving, and all this sort of thing.

MR. MONK. Chicken sexing.

So, it seems to partially reflect an elite anxiety, post-GI Bill, about the opportunities for more people to get college degree through new types of institutions/programs/curricula.

At my college (which is the east coast iteration of Piedie’s one) the ‘underwater basket-weaving’ dig was definitely in common use, even by the students.

lol S my ex who went to your school (we've talked about this before) did a semester at Reed because of course he did.

My dad LOVED to use the underwater basket weaving thing when I was an English/creative writing major.

Weaving a basket underwater would actually involve a pretty good set of useful skills.

A course on underwater basket-weaving was genuinely on offer at Reed College when I was a student there back in 1990.

'Evergreen is harder than other colleges! You have design the curriculum, you even have to grade your own papers'

I took a few classes that could easily have been put into that umbrella- "Ability and Disability in German Film and Literature"— but perhaps unsurprisingly, these courses were often incredibly rigorous and taught by profs who knew their shit. (I went to midwestern version of Reed, fwiw)

xxp I remember my father as well referencing underwater basket weaving, snickering under his breath

There was 'rocks for jocks' (geology 101) and 'clapping for credit' (music appreciation)

haha! i taught music appreciation for a while and it was extraordinarily fun

the light of my life at the time. if i am being honest

I bet that class was so fun both to teach and be a student in.

It really was. It was an honor to be given the opportunity and I’m glad I made the most of it. Haters can take their share elsewhere! It’s a great class if you need a humanities credit and have a teacher who doesn’t sleepwalk through the semester.

share - * hate

big reveal is that underwater basketweaving was being taught for the benefit of Navy SEALS undercover as liberal arts college students who were using the skills learned therein to swim up to enemy ships frogman style and attach timed charges to the hulls with a swiftly woven basket

when will we understand that everything is an op, everything has always already been an op

There was 'rocks for jocks' (geology 101) and 'clapping for credit' (music appreciation)

I forget what the actual course was but it was "math for liberal arts majors" - the professor walked us through everything using a TI-82 and then gave us all of the questions that would be on the tests in the exact order. He bragged about having 90% of his students get As, dude was awesome.

Then I took him for stats which should theoretically have been a real class but it was pretty much the same. I appreciate a professor who knows he's teaching things that only exist to fill in requirements.

re: Rocks for Jocks, I took an amazing course to fulfill my science requirement: "Volcanism 101." It was a class entirely about volcanos. Never thought I'd have so much fun in a geology class!!

Did you get to make a model with a baking soda/vinegar eruption?

i took an intro electronic circuits class which had a reputation for being easy. some people called it “shocks for jocks”. reader, i found it one of the most difficult classes i had ever taken.

geology is cool af, I took one course on the geology of the US’s national parks which was awesome, and another general geology course taught by someone who owned their own excavation company

the actual zero-value classes are obviously in the business school

(my partner is a fibers prof; she can't swim though)

Did you get to make a model with a baking soda/vinegar eruption?

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, January 31, 2024 2:26 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

No, but one of the jocks made a scale model of a volcano for a research project and "erupted" it in class.

I, on the other hand, found lots of archival footage of Nyiragongo and showed some wild footage of the lava lake at its center. Nyiragongo is the coolest active volcano, I think.

Ever look at something and just think to yourself: "how did we ever get to this point in humanity"? pic.twitter.com/xGvlzwmSLn

— Bang Average 3rd Cat (@BangAverageCat3) February 21, 2024

(the jrm tweet, obv)

the man never drank a glass of full fat milk in his life

we know where he gets his from

What he'd do is, he'd get his nanny to drink it, then (is violently ejected from the internet)

wtf is chad milk and how am I not supposed to assume that it is cum?

It is, cum hard and drink.