oh wait, he's apologised
http://i.imgur.com/ecs4YGj.png
― Number None, Monday, 28 November 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/69goUWB.png
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:36 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Carra23/status/808293510407405569
― Number None, Monday, 12 December 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0OXA-pWIAQSww7.jpg
Footballers with Animals
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 23 December 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link
cutty's ilx comeback is already getting out of hand
― r|t|c, Friday, 23 December 2016 10:59 (seven years ago) link
Samir Nasri
― ailsa, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/CEO4TAG/with_replies
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 11 September 2017 08:50 (six years ago) link
Thanks It should be part of education though so people understand and can be more honest Kids should not have to hide feelings— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) October 11, 2017
Alternate, much shorter, thread for footballers who are and should be on Twitter.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link
^ Neville Southall learning about gender identity issues from Left Twitter.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
he also posts lots of animal welfare and anti-trophy hunting stuff. he's great.
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
and has a cool obsession with skeletons
― nxd, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
this pleases me
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
oh yeah the skeleton thing is hilarious too
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link
there is something so warming about Southall's twitter. He genuinely hates the Tories and loves dogs, and his legitimate concerns are mainly missing people + missing pets. Obviously when Lineker + co have been gulagged after the revolution, Nev will be be the new MOTD presenter.
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link
<3
this is the true meaning of Halloween pic.twitter.com/dHJ73TnVRD— bobby shawarma (@hummusandpizza) October 12, 2017
― nxd, Friday, 13 October 2017 09:42 (six years ago) link
:D
― imago, Friday, 13 October 2017 10:00 (six years ago) link
someone I follow on twitter has deleted all of his tweets except one neville southall retweet, a pro-labour rallying cry
― imago, Friday, 13 October 2017 10:01 (six years ago) link
FYI - one for the Showboat here, @SoccerAM 💥#PartOfThePride #AVFC pic.twitter.com/M10as7R1u4— Aston Villa FC (@AVFCOfficial) October 23, 2017
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 12:10 (six years ago) link
david dunn rabona dot gif
― imago, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 12:21 (six years ago) link
https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article11390021.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/DMwMsnRWAAAXBLU.jpg
― Gerty fu ya bassa (onimo), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link
i quite enjoy the simon ferry interviews with scottish football players on youtube. most of them come across quite well, even barry ferguson seemed alright to me, and i even maybe changed my mind about him a wee bit. charlie adam comes across like a total dead-eyed dullard
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
80’s Party 🏀🤣 pic.twitter.com/TtIVlCkrfd— Antoine Griezmann (@AntoGriezmann) December 17, 2017
― Number None, Sunday, 17 December 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link
https://i.giphy.com/media/JfHZe1lqQCVr2/giphy.gif
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 December 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link
(replies are good, but we all know footballers don't read replies)
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 December 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
friend of mine is currently having a Twitter convo about feminism with Woke Nev apparently
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link
woke nev has given his twitter account over to sex workers advocates (for the day I think, not sure)
here's a really good critique of the nordic model being tweeted from nev's account:
Some people think that a legal model which criminalises clients & managers would be helpful for sex workers. This legal model is often called the Swedish model or ‘sex buyer law’. - @SexWorkHive— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) April 9, 2018
― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Monday, 9 April 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link
today's woke nev twitter takeover is user @CorbynistaTeen
― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
3 months ago we have ordered 60 pairs of @HavaianasEurope for the wedding of my daughter. The order has been fully paid, but until now not received. According to @havaianas the package is lost and they don't provide any further information. Very disappointing & a lack of service!— Ronald Koeman (@RonaldKoeman) June 25, 2018
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 25 June 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link
Amazing.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 25 June 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link
Devvoed Ron. Mind you, you spent £140m on just flops last summer. Give Ajax a tweet and ask them where the Davy Klaassen order went, because that never fucking turned up either.— Nick Killip (@Marsantial) June 25, 2018
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx7h6A6UYAApt9G.jpg:large
football teams who etc
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 27 January 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link
... or Instagram.
The England and West Ham midfielder, 20, was an Ireland youth player in 2015 when he wrote '#UPTHERA' on Instagram.
Amusingly, this was pronounced as "Up the R.A." on Sky News.
― Carmel Sprout (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 March 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link
soup-taking turncoat
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 March 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link
jackeen gombeen man
Watching sky Scott brown what is going on in our game never been a bloke look in the mirror when you wake up to your children 🤚— Dean Windass (@DWindass10) April 4, 2019
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 4 April 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link
make u think
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 April 2019 22:11 (five years ago) link
you have to give it him, he's intelligent enough to breath. I love it when normal-blokeism crosses into crypto-paed territory!
― calzino, Thursday, 4 April 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link
Since deleted and "someone else got my phone"
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link
Trending in the United KingdomMatt le Tissier
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 11:39 (three years ago) link
I presume he'll be doing a bit of anti-mask activism, because he's a fucking ableist, selfish tory pillock!
― calzino, Friday, 24 July 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
Bingo
Todays poll. If the government asked you to stop driving because there was a small chance you’d kill someone would you do it?— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) July 24, 2020
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link
People going "have you heard of seat belts?" are being accused of making a false equivalence.
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link
Sports personalities - trending
Matt Le Tissier
Trending with:Holocaust
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 4 September 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
Can’t wait for the next time you post in here
― scampo italiano (gyac), Friday, 4 September 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link
thank you
― オニモ (onimo), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
won't happen again
― オニモ (onimo), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link
No I meant Le Tissier does something progressively more awful every time you post in here about it! I don’t want to see what’s next.
― scampo italiano (gyac), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link
My Twitter Space is about to go live, to discuss my NFT project. Despite the critics, my NFTs will be the first ever that can’t lose their initial value 👊🏻— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) May 9, 2022
If we don’t let you sell your jpeg for less than £200, it’s always worth £200!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 08:09 (one year ago) link
maybe you can use them as gambling tokens on one of his virtual racehorses when it proves impossible to sell them, even when you win you lose.
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 08:41 (one year ago) link
Add it to his other successes.
Delighted to see that Michael Owen IPA beer is now for sale in China and Hong Kong. Join us in tasting our favourite IPA beer! Happy days. pic.twitter.com/KpUGtuIzpf— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) September 2, 2020
― gyac, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 09:06 (one year ago) link