You have to.
― how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link
except that it wouldn't fit in a 50-option poll.
― how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link
culinary buoys in the shipyard of flavortown or gtfo
― Οὖτις, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link
can we poll these
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link
I was once in the clinch with a guy who said, "Dude, that's slammin' salmon!"
this guy has been doing this show FOR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS
― Οὖτις, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link
to think we once lived in a fieri-free world
it was a flavorless place
― trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 November 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link
I feel like this is what the Cenobite realm actually would be like
― ¶ (DJP), Monday, 28 November 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link
Some of these are hardly Fieri-isms. 'Killer', 'That's fantastic', 'That is ridiculous'... should be pretty easy to winnow down to a choice of 50 for a poll. The shipyard of flavo(u)rtown one is incredible.
― écorché (S-), Monday, 28 November 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link
50 Ways Guy Fieri Says "Man, That's Good"
― how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link
Where is PLEASE KILL ME NOW
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link
"HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS AFTER GUY FIERI VISITS A RESTAURANT" (Despite my caps, a positive take.)
https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/guy-fieri-diners-drive-ins-dives-behind-scenes
― nickn, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link
guy fieri came to a nearby bagel shop and invented a jalopeno bagel for them, which is still on the menu even though guy fieri has left. i had it. it's alright.
― Treeship, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link
I've eaten at all the places that were profiled on his show in the Phoenix valley. Most have been really good
― Spottie, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link
Fieri walk with me
https://i.redd.it/vye25wroat1y.jpg
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:27 (seven years ago) link
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:28 (seven years ago) link
RIP
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 April 2017 13:21 (seven years ago) link
jk he's still alive
is he tho?
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:49 (seven years ago) link
here's guy dabbing with his sons btw
http://68.media.tumblr.com/4974265fe2572607b24324280142c479/tumblr_on6jbuVTPX1qzidspo1_1280.png
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:50 (seven years ago) link
(in their palatial home in flavortown, of course)
― years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:51 (seven years ago) link
which is protected by the Palate Police
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:52 (seven years ago) link
I'm confused by his shoes - did he make them himself?
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 08:36 (six years ago) link
US astronaut Jack Fischer, 43, told his wife the journey to the International Space Station from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan was "a burrito of awesomeness smothered in awesome sauce".
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-21/us-russian-crew-reach-international-space-station/8459876
― écorché (S-), Friday, 21 April 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link
at least it wasn't donkey sauce
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link
Kinda sad an astronaut is less creative than our man Fieri. He must be really good at flying his space buggy.
― écorché (S-), Monday, 24 April 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link
T'fuck is a dabbing. Some kind of ridic dance, clearly.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 24 April 2017 05:39 (six years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cc/6f/f9/cc6ff959a2f77fe2d522d88db3edae41.jpg
― nomar, Monday, 24 April 2017 06:04 (six years ago) link
The great lie REVEALED
Guy Fieri admits that Donkey Sauce is just aioli https://t.co/IFZNCHJ4wh pic.twitter.com/VQzBt1PGiZ— Eater (@Eater) June 27, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 03:27 (six years ago) link
BOURDAIN: Food is a dance. An unending ballet of the senses. FIERI: i'm gonna cram this cheese sandwich with my dick pic.twitter.com/WgMooa4ECb— Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) May 5, 2015
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
FIERI: i'm gonna cram this cheese sandwich with my dick
and call it a sushi roll
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
I spat my drink out when I saw this pic.twitter.com/c211jo8RP8— Dylan (@DylansFreshTake) July 2, 2017
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 4 July 2017 01:58 (six years ago) link
bourdain's expression in that pic shakey posted is haunting
― 🎵oooh, kevin has a place in perth🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 July 2017 09:35 (six years ago) link
I dropped by the local bbq place for lunch and had to hide in the corner because they were shooting b-roll for some Man vs Food thing :/
― mh, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link
guilty confession: i've ended up watching way more triple D than either of bourdain's show tbh
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
bourdain is a priss, lacks guy's joie de vivre
― adam, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Triple D is one of my fav mindless shows tbf.
― down that brown path (Spottie), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link
tbh I like Bourdain's shows for the camerawork and locations and less for the human interaction
― mh, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link
it's kind of a reverse "heart of darkness"/colonial travelogue thing where Bourdain goes to a different locale every week and then mumbles to the camera, "truly, I am the savage here"
― mh, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link
after seeing footage of Guy at the Hot Boys concert I've decided I love him
― down that brown path (Spottie), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link
Apologies in advance . . .
http://cdn-image.foodandwine.com/sites/default/files/styles/rd_fwrd_blog_main_image/public/guy-fieri-bathing-suit-ft-blog0717.jpg?itok=KBV7Q514
― nickn, Thursday, 13 July 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link
guy-fieri-bathing-suit
nope
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link
it's worse than you imagine it is, believe me
― bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link
the only thing that would make that worse is if the image of guy on the swimsuit was from the infamous gif of him lapping from a bottle of san pelligrino like a thirsty bulldog
― bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link
https://youtu.be/cF4JRyMelfI
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
oh god
― bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link
this is good and pulls back the curtain a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trRc1_CATfo
― kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 13 July 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link
nice, thanks for posting
― down that brown path (Spottie), Thursday, 13 July 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link
so ilx is taking this guy seriously now
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 13 July 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link
eh why not
― kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 13 July 2017 23:51 (six years ago) link