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One time, the other color copier guy and I walked down from Kinko's to Denny's in a snowstorm. We weren't really friends, but we were kinda stuck for awhile. The waitresses were getting ready to be snowed in too. We all traded neckties that night and drank free coffee.

pplains, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 20:31 (three years ago) link

one thing i love about NJ is the ubiquitous diners in absence of Denny's

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 20:48 (three years ago) link

does anyone ever hardman in a waffle house

mh 😏, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 20:51 (three years ago) link

pplains, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 03:23 (three years ago) link

nomar, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 05:00 (three years ago) link

nomar, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 05:00 (three years ago) link

I've never been so happy to see dead vermin. I leaned over to one roach who was shuffling off on his back and whispered "I'm glad you're dead" into his ear.

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, November 23, 2016 3:31 PM (four days ago)

the late great, Sunday, 27 November 2016 20:11 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

“flappy bird vs gabbneb: slap battle” is not something I should be remotely interested in, but I’ve had worse impulses

― El Tomboto, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:40 AM (fifteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would bring a knife

― flappy bird, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:43 AM (fourteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Thursday, 29 March 2018 19:42 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, May 18, 2018 8:01 PM (yesterday)

Fuck you

― El Tomboto, Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:42 AM (fourteen hours ago)

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:49 (two years ago) link

tombot's rage against the machine

Not that unusual for malfunctioning govt employees to rail against the System

type your stinkin prose off me, ur damned qwerty uiop (wins), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:58 (two years ago) link

I think I might be a host

El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:59 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

To the thieving scumbag who stole my grandaughter's bread rolls and cheese slices from her tent at Leeds Festival. I hope they choke you.

— Viv Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@vivlives001) August 26, 2018

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:22 (one year ago) link

ffs mom

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:24 (one year ago) link

A proportionate and perhaps even restrained response to cheese slice thievery, imo.

Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:34 (one year ago) link


Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:35 (one year ago) link

anyone who chooses to attend a music festival without planning to survive on nothing but drugs, booze and mouthfuls of mud deserves everything they get tbh

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:37 (one year ago) link

eeee in my day we thought ourselves lucky if the tent was still there. kids these days don't know they're born etc

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:47 (one year ago) link

rolling hardmom thread

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:53 (one year ago) link

st. john's ambulance will always give you a tomato cup-a-soup

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:59 (one year ago) link

*hardnan xp

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:36 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

Morbs quoting Taibbi quoting Tracey is like the end of days. Or sunday. It's more like every fucking sunday.

― Frederik B, Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:54 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still waiting for the Sunday where you have an industrial accident

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 March 2019 14:57 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

I'm not stupid enough to give my bank account information to Donald Trump. If a check ever lands in my PO box, hooray.

― but also fuck you (unperson),Monday, April 13, 2020 10:26 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 20:54 (three months ago) link

self-owning hardman

brimstead, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 23:38 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

Fuck it. Fresh Prince said "fuck you" to 50 Cent

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:48 (three weeks ago) link

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