ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

I will never leave California

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:30 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rolling softman really

have you ever been to Bakersfield?

stopped at a burger king there once

Should have went to Dell taco

the Denny's was kinda scary. It was the tensest, most miserable-feeling Denny's I'd ever been to.

Also Trump Country.

the Denny's I went to as a kid was on the verge of closing years ago and moved up the date by two weeks because someone shot two people in the entryway

what about Denny's brings out the worst in people?

the Denny's in my home town was always a happy place.

One time, the other color copier guy and I walked down from Kinko's to Denny's in a snowstorm. We weren't really friends, but we were kinda stuck for awhile. The waitresses were getting ready to be snowed in too. We all traded neckties that night and drank free coffee.

one thing i love about NJ is the ubiquitous diners in absence of Denny's

does anyone ever hardman in a waffle house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uHWvVo-wzk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMKP_HxRkzs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMKP_HxRkzs

I've never been so happy to see dead vermin. I leaned over to one roach who was shuffling off on his back and whispered "I'm glad you're dead" into his ear.

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, November 23, 2016 3:31 PM (four days ago)

“flappy bird vs gabbneb: slap battle” is not something I should be remotely interested in, but I’ve had worse impulses

― El Tomboto, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:40 AM (fifteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would bring a knife

― flappy bird, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:43 AM (fourteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, May 18, 2018 8:01 PM (yesterday)

Fuck you

― El Tomboto, Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:42 AM (fourteen hours ago)

tombot's rage against the machine

Not that unusual for malfunctioning govt employees to rail against the System

I think I might be a host

To the thieving scumbag who stole my grandaughter's bread rolls and cheese slices from her tent at Leeds Festival. I hope they choke you.

— Viv Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@vivlives001) August 26, 2018

ffs mom

A proportionate and perhaps even restrained response to cheese slice thievery, imo.

HANGING'S TOO GOOD

anyone who chooses to attend a music festival without planning to survive on nothing but drugs, booze and mouthfuls of mud deserves everything they get tbh

eeee in my day we thought ourselves lucky if the tent was still there. kids these days don't know they're born etc

rolling hardmom thread

st. john's ambulance will always give you a tomato cup-a-soup

*hardnan xp

Morbs quoting Taibbi quoting Tracey is like the end of days. Or sunday. It's more like every fucking sunday.

― Frederik B, Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:54 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still waiting for the Sunday where you have an industrial accident

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm not stupid enough to give my bank account information to Donald Trump. If a check ever lands in my PO box, hooray.

― but also fuck you (unperson),Monday, April 13, 2020 10:26 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

self-owning hardman

https://pagesix-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/pagesix.com/2020/07/11/will-smith-tells-50-cent-f-k-you-over-jada-pinkett-smith-jabs/amp/

https://pagesix-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/pagesix.com/2020/07/11/will-smith-tells-50-cent-f-k-you-over-jada-pinkett-smith-jabs

Fuck it. Fresh Prince said "fuck you" to 50 Cent

it's hard out here for a hardman