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does the reese's king size cup with reese's pieces inside belong in this item? i tried one and it was ok although a bit much. put the other in the fridge to see if that helped.

maura, Thursday, 17 November 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

suggest microwave

j., Thursday, 17 November 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

i don't have one but even if i did, i prefer chilled

maura, Thursday, 17 November 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

have it your way™

j., Thursday, 17 November 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

That's where Reese's pieces come from. They're harvested from cups.

jmm, Thursday, 17 November 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ok that is nuts because this also just happened: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/30/business/michael-james-delligatti-creator-of-the-big-mac-dies-at-98.html?_r=0

who will be next? ugh, i mean wtf 2016!

walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/lKb1t78.png

, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link

http://cookcountyrecord.com/stories/511059052-class-action-des-plaines-mcdonald-s-franchisee-charges-41-cents-too-much-for-cheeseburger-meals

A Des Plaines man has brought a consumer fraud class action against a suburban Chicago McDonald’s franchisee, alleging the restaurant group should be made to pay for allegedly false advertising on its menu, as the group’s pricing of its two cheeseburger “Extra Value Meal” causes customers to pay 41 cents more than they would if they just ordered their two burgers, fries and drink separately.

maura, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

oh man, that was the big secret on Whopper Wednesday. I always panicked when a customer figured that out b/c voiding everything out and re-ringing it up was NOT easy.

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Not America, but in the spirit of the thread... 'smart' KFC with facial recognition ordering system:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jan/11/china-beijing-first-smart-restaurant-kfc-facial-recognition

NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 11:42 (seven years ago) link

http://burgerbusiness.com/burgerbusiness-is-closed-thanks-for-coming/#comments

fuck, rip burgerbusiness dot com - upon whom will i rely now to soothsay that the coming year is gonna be the "year of the bun"

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:28 (seven years ago) link

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

j., Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:34 (seven years ago) link

DDDD:

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 19:09 (seven years ago) link

RIP mourn you from daypart to deathpart

http://i64.tinypic.com/2ezmiyq.jpg

Bakersfield, California, and Kansas City, Missouri

I wonder how they arrived on this particular combination of test markets?

mh 😏, Thursday, 12 January 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link

Well, Bakersfield is oilfields and meth labs

i'm fuckin bummed about burger business

, Thursday, 12 January 2017 19:56 (seven years ago) link

https://www.qsrmagazine.com/consumer-trends/12-fast-food-trends-2017

Bowled over by bowls. To call 2017 the year of the bowl would not necessarily be an overstatement, says Melissa Abbott, vice president of culinary insights at The Hartman Group. Some bowls will be loaded with salad. Others will be filled with grains and veggies. And some will be protein-infused. Chains like Sweetgreen and Cava Grill are already bowl havens. “Bowls are all about seeing things made right in front of you,” Abbott says.

qsr magazine is here once again with their annual forecast though

2017: YEAR OF THE BOWL

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link

Want kombucha with that? Most Americans have probably never heard of kombucha, the fermented tea that’s made by adding a culture of bacteria and yeast to a solution of tea and sugar. But they will in 2017, Abbott says. “This is a fun, magical, low-cal drink that has lots of beneficial properties,” she says. Such familiar names as Safeway and Celestial Seasonings already have dabbled in it. It won’t be long until familiar fast-food and fast-casual chains sell it, too.

oh good

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link

we now have a "jersey mike's subs" closer to work

I am unsure what to think so far

mh 😏, Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:18 (seven years ago) link

https://www.technomic.com/Pressroom/Releases/dynRelease_Detail.php?rUID=445

As we look beyond flavor, we now wonder which ingredients are emerging on the innovation scale? Chicken and bacon are, by far, the most popular proteins on sandwiches, but what’s next?

“The Technomic Lifecycle is pushing the envelope by showing us real-time ingredient innovation,” says Bernadette Noone, vice president at Technomic. We've noticed with the growth of consumers' desires to remain healthy, that tofu is the leading cutting-edge protein used in sandwiches. Other ingredients like Muenster cheese, truffle aioli and English muffins were also identified as innovators in the sandwich category.

On the other hand, Technomic often finds that ingredients can be mainstream in some meal categories, while being unique and competitive in others. A perfect example would be “chipotle mayo”. When paired with chicken sandwiches, it is often found in the mainstream part of the lifecycle, while adding it to steak sandwiches places it on the introductory and growth scale.

technomic rules

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link

i, too, often find myself "looking beyond flavor" when eating fast food

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link

bernadette noone

After the giant returns in the evening and eats two more of the men, Odysseus offers Polyphemus some strong and undiluted wine given to him earlier on his journey. Drunk and unwary, the giant asks Odysseus his name, promising him a guest-gift if he answers. Odysseus tells him "Οὖτις", which means "nobody"[ 2 ] and Polyphemus promises to eat this "Nobody" last of all. With that, he falls into a drunken sleep. Odysseus had meanwhile hardened a wooden stake in the fire and now drives it into Polyphemus' eye. When Polyphemus shouts for help from his fellow giants, saying that "Nobody" has hurt him, they think Polyphemus is being afflicted by divine power and recommend prayer as the answer.

In the morning, the blind Cyclops lets the sheep out to graze, feeling their backs to ensure that the men are not escaping. However, Odysseus and his men have tied themselves to the undersides of the animals and so get away. As he sails off with his men, Odysseus boastfully reveals his real name, an act of hubris that was to cause problems for him later. Polyphemus prays to his father, Poseidon, for revenge and casts huge rocks towards the ship, which Odysseus barely escapes.

j., Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:28 (seven years ago) link

So is the Year of the Bun or the Year of the Bowl?

I'm starving over here until I hear an answer. Don't make me ask Al Stewart.

pplains, Thursday, 12 January 2017 20:33 (seven years ago) link

Going from the basic blahness of everything I've tried from SweetGreen, here's hoping for 'bun.'

mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link

what's the appeal of jersey mike's? does anything actually separate it from blimpies or quiznos?

qualx, Friday, 13 January 2017 02:34 (seven years ago) link

also when i saw that taco bell thing i assumed it was fried chicken skin, which is tbh a great and respectable idea, not literally fried white chicken meat molded into a taco shell shape

qualx, Friday, 13 January 2017 02:35 (seven years ago) link

Fried chicken skin is a new idea and new ideas are terrifying to the American consumer. Or so the chains think.

And Jersey Mike's has more of an old school sub shop feel, if that makes sense. I don't remember Blimpies but it's definitely more of a pre-Subway taste from what I've had. Which is not much. They do cheesesteaks, which is ultra-rare in this part of SoCal.

Blimpie died hard in a lot of areas after some initial success in years after Subway became ubiquitous -- I don't think they differentiated themselves well and actually changed to become more like Subway for a while.

Jimmy John's stuck to bare essentials and offered delivery and seems to be strong here after starting with college areas and then branching out. Subway's main appeal now seems to be ubiquity + "healthy" options + deals. Jersey Mike's and a handful of others (Firehouse Subs, some cheesesteak place) are playing the "it's a bigass tasty sandwich" game without pretending to be healthy or cheap.

mh 😏, Friday, 13 January 2017 16:58 (seven years ago) link

I hate Quizno's, something about the way they have menu items carefully engineered to sound like they're actually going to taste good and then blergggggh

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 13 January 2017 17:00 (seven years ago) link

lol yeah, quizno's was pretty big around here and then hit the wall a few years back after they reduced their menu to serving variations of the same three sandwiches and the quality dropped

mh 😏, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:04 (seven years ago) link

rip pepper bar

mh 😏, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:04 (seven years ago) link

does jimmy johns still include condoms with its orders?

maura, Saturday, 14 January 2017 15:18 (seven years ago) link

need more info to complete this query

mh 😏, Saturday, 14 January 2017 15:45 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/national-international/McDonalds-Rolls-Out-2-New-Big-Mac-Sizes-Nationwide-This-Week-411252195.html

we used to make things in this country

j., Saturday, 21 January 2017 17:06 (seven years ago) link

make america salivate again

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 21 January 2017 17:45 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/EdVd9ew.png

, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link

congratulations on your impending lawsuits frito lay

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:09 (seven years ago) link

seems fine

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 January 2017 20:27 (seven years ago) link

It took me a while to see anything other than panties in the circle on the left.

Maybe I'm drunk?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 27 January 2017 00:05 (seven years ago) link

'target acquired'

j., Friday, 27 January 2017 03:24 (seven years ago) link

'Lock in for a Frito lay'

nickn, Friday, 27 January 2017 04:18 (seven years ago) link

Frito breath detected! Abort!

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 27 January 2017 08:03 (seven years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/article/kfcs-unholy-fried-chicken-pizza-hybrid-chizza-spre-249916

not gonna lie, the thought of this with, like, a popeye's batter sounds fucking awesome (it also sounds like a parmo, which i'm amazed no fried chicken chain has yet ripped off wholesale)

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 19:14 (seven years ago) link

In my decade in China I tried many of the bizarre creations McDonald's and KFC came up with for the local market, but these ones released for the 2012 Olympics were particularly memorable, as they were meant to represent British food somehow.

http://i.imgur.com/iZGXlPw.png

The one on the left is lettuce with thousand island dressing, bacon, two beef patties, potato salad. It was actually not that bad.
The thing in the middle is a wrap with soybeans. The meat inside had a weird spongy consistency, tried it once and didn't finish it.
The one on the right is mushrooms with swiss cheese on top of two beef patties. The mushrooms were of the tinned variety. It wasn't good.

Actually these aren't that odd, but took me half an hour to find so might as well post now.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 21:29 (seven years ago) link

they sound alright!
am jonesing for a windows7 burger now tho

nxd, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 21:53 (seven years ago) link

The mushrooms were of the tinned variety

this is the only authentically british part of any of that

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 22:43 (seven years ago) link


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