The ILE bar is now open..............

gen ilx

remember mojitos?

I'm a fiend for mojitos

#7
Fuck everyone

it's ok to leave the bar and go home every once in a blue moon iirc

About to enter bar no. 3! 4?

#7
Fuck everyone

― calstars, Saturday, October 29, 2016 2:58 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i can get behind this

wdw calstars

Don't sell yourself

Don't even remember wrltimg this

the only reason millennials are more insufferable than genXers is internet

they also want to order fireball shots at the ile bar

i think they discontinued Aftershock by the time I was old enough to drink

american drinking culture is fucked up beyond belief, tbh, gen x or y

meant to post a sadface :( after that first remark

looks like it's still around actually

goldschlager is ok

Never had HOT DAMN

The bartender is the preacher at the altar of Bob Seger

This color of the hair of this chick next to me is A plus and I would like to talk to her but I’m married with children so what’s the point.

*sigh*

Sexist!

what's wrong with being sexy?

tfw you can answer customer questions about the beer better than the bartender

a few years ago i was in the mood for a gin sling, which i sometimes make at home but rarely ask for at a bar. the bartender had never heard of it, and when they asked me how to make it i couldn't remember the portions of gin and cointreau, and then they carded me!

Outside it might be 2018 but in here Huey Lewis’ “the power of love” has just hit the radio

Gin sling= singapore sling? I would've paused on that too. When I bartended in Hawaii a couple of years ago, I was a little tense about about someone ordering a zombie or grasshopper or some other out of fashion but in fashion for old people vacation drink.

Now on to Winwood’s “Valerie”...heaven by the afternoon light

I'm here!

*orders Hendrick's martini with a twist, looks for boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal*

it was originally synonymous, i think, but nowadays the singapore sling is more fruity (usually with grenadine or benedictine or pineapple juice or something else), whereas the gin sling is usually more minimal.
xposts

*eyes alfred suspiciously and cards him*

Do they normally serve Hendricks with cucumber that side of the pond? Currently a tinny of Tennants with a shot of aperol in the top..the old union special

Tennents**

big star at the bar

that's cool

I'll just take a good slug of fine Irish whiskey with a spot of water on the side and go sit at that dark table in the back corner. You can join me, if you're in a quiet mood.

6 Guinnii

I'm propped up at the bar drinking a salty dog looking at my phone

Mine's a double Rittenhouse 100 on the rocks. *Contemplates seeing if there's anyone at the bar with whom to flirt, versus going home and watching a Max Linder short*