Inception (with implanted spoilers)

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all that use of the word "Architect" reminded me too much of the Matrix sequels. why couldn't they just say "designey people"?

― latebloomer, Wednesday, July 21, 2010 10:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Friday, 28 October 2016 06:04 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

Been a while since someone said fuck nolans utter waste of a career so here it is

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 March 2017 09:12 (seven years ago) link

I mean yeah obv but he entertains young men who would only be obsessed with the work of some other wasteman if he didn't exist so he may exercise an important cloacal function arguably

Pengest & Corsa (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 March 2017 09:58 (seven years ago) link

Onanical

But it's his potential that irritates most

David Bentley or maybe denilson of directors

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 March 2017 10:38 (seven years ago) link

i'd say he's fully achieved his potential imo - he's made a highly successful career built on interesting visuals and intricate puzzle-box screenplays (more often than not) but is cursed by a catastrophic inability to understand human emotions which will likely forever prevent him from doing anything worth watching twice

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 March 2017 10:44 (seven years ago) link

i still can't get over the end of interstellar where mcconnaughey has literally fought to return from a realm outside space and time using the power of love and then when he's finally reunited with his daughter he's like 'hey what's up okaygottagobye!' and fucks off back into space. who fucking thinks like that

it's made even weirder by the scene where mcconnaughey acts the living shit out of a scene where he's wracked with emotion watching video messages from the now-adult children he left behind on earth. it's a scene where he has no dialogue, tellingly

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 March 2017 10:53 (seven years ago) link

You've got something there.

Harsher judgement as he went from quirky indie guy to mainstream without getting in any way more interesting or nuanced, so it ever was

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 March 2017 10:57 (seven years ago) link

i do wonder if the tight-lipped bloodlessness of his movies is a function of him being genuinely 'fuckin' humans, how do they work' or whether he's just massively emotionally repressed. if it's the latter i kinda hope he has some kind of breakthrough in the future and goes on to make a ruinous $350m expression of madness that makes jodorowsky look like chris columbus

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 March 2017 11:05 (seven years ago) link

well there's his dunkirk movie later this year that should at least not be a puzzle box script

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 16 March 2017 15:22 (seven years ago) link

lol funny you should say that

"The film is told from three points of view. The air (planes), the land (on the beach) and the sea (the evacuation by the navy). For the soldiers embarked in the conflict, the events took place on different temporalities. On land, some stayed one week stuck on the beach. On the water, the events lasted a maximum day; And if you were flying to Dunkirk, the British spitfires would carry an hour of fuel. To mingle these different versions of history, one had to mix the temporal strata. Hence the complicated structure. Even if the story, once again, is very simple."

http://movieweb.com/dunkirk-movie-story-structure-explained-christopher-nolan/

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 16 March 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link

it will have a lingering shot of a disabled airplane languishing in the rain for about 15 minutes though I'm sure

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link

idk remember that one about having to cross the river with the dog, cat and mouse all of whom hated their fathers

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 March 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link

jfc this guy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 16 March 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link

there should be betting markets on how long the camera sits on Tom Hardy's plane's empty gas gauge in the final cut of the film

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link

i guess this movie will be like the acid test for the nolan aesthetic: is it possible to make a film about dunkirk and somehow end up focusing more on plot structure than on the humans involved?

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 16 March 2017 15:33 (seven years ago) link

can youse guys tell me what makes this movie so bad bc i actually happen to really like it

but willing to read why its garbage without vehemently refuting, i guess i dont feel too strongly that it is really good

but i also liked interstellar and the batman series

shit dawg am i emotionally repressed

lay on a glasgow kiss on me so i can feel again

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 16 March 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link

I enjoyed Inception.

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2017 16:27 (seven years ago) link

Up until the snow level

It's not even that the movies falls apart after that (though it kinda does)

It's that a guy wrote and made a movie that included a snow level

just because he wanted to have included a snow level

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 March 2017 16:35 (seven years ago) link

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SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Thursday, 16 March 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link

Clicking on that is actually just you dropping to level 1

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 March 2017 16:37 (seven years ago) link

I havent seen inception since my initial raves but I have no problems with it as a movie, I guess with Nolan I don't care about his seeming disinterest in making films that are driven by realistic human behavior rather than driven by his plots or by puzzles. Cold and intricate (or "intricate") and cerebral (or "cerebral") action movies are his particular "thing" and he's good at it imo.

However he's also wildly capable of not being good at it, as evidenced by The Dark Knight Rises which is a genuinely weak and ill-conceived and thin and boring movie. Unlike his others (well the ones I've seen, I skipped interstellar and the insomnia remake.)

Dunkirk, who knows. Maybe the stranded soldiers will discover they're actually stranded in a Dom Cobb dreamscape.

nomar, Thursday, 16 March 2017 17:11 (seven years ago) link

Inception has 'breathtaking set pieces' but isn't a movie, also the snow level is probably the worst action sequence ever filmed

TDKR is possibly my OPO worst movie ever

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 16 March 2017 17:14 (seven years ago) link

Thing is that after memento his puzzles kind of suck and his plots don't exist it's just puzzles

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 March 2017 17:44 (seven years ago) link

Thing is that after memento his puzzles kind of suck and his plots don't exist it's just puzzles

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 March 2017 17:45 (seven years ago) link

Glitch in the inception there

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 March 2017 17:45 (seven years ago) link

r u on a higher level cuz i only see one

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 16 March 2017 18:31 (seven years ago) link

I remind people that The Dark Knight is still really good. But it's now a one-off in his ouevre nearly.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 16 March 2017 18:42 (seven years ago) link

Still rep for The Prestige

Gukbe, Thursday, 16 March 2017 23:44 (seven years ago) link

i think Batman Begins is my favorite Nolan film because it's the one that's most straightforward, shows he can make a smart and fun superhero flick minus any puzzle trickery. i guess The Dark Knight is similar, the trickery is pretty minimal and it comes from the Joker so it makes sense in the end. The Prestige, also good. Inception is the least of his "good" movies maybe bc it is a wholly original story and set of characters.

nomar, Thursday, 16 March 2017 23:47 (seven years ago) link

Problem with batman begins is that al'ghul really is one of these villains that are completely laughable on film.

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Friday, 17 March 2017 00:07 (seven years ago) link

also all batman films have been superseded by lego batman

SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Friday, 17 March 2017 00:28 (seven years ago) link

i think i probably like the dark knight the most of all of his movies but (as i think i've said elsewhere on ilx) it's a thrilling ride which instantly falls apart as soon as you start thinking about it afterwards. i guess that's kind of a hallmark of his films too

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 March 2017 11:11 (seven years ago) link

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I did this and fwiw my unfortunate memories of this thread were confirmed - loads of effusive praise. but this movie sucked and was Nolan's first real failure imo. It's been all downhill ever since.

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 March 2017 18:25 (seven years ago) link

oh man I was still on hiatus when this dropped
I had the correct opinion immediately after the credits

SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Friday, 17 March 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link

^^^ directer's cut

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 17 March 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link

leo is an uninteresting actor

marcos, Friday, 17 March 2017 19:23 (seven years ago) link

Leo's best performance was in The Wolf of Wall Street, like the one role where he felt like the 100% perfect fit

nomar, Friday, 17 March 2017 19:25 (seven years ago) link

Well also What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 17 March 2017 19:26 (seven years ago) link

both otm

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 March 2017 19:29 (seven years ago) link

otherwise he's only good for hate-watching: dooly appointed mah-shals, breakdancing etc.

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 March 2017 19:29 (seven years ago) link

I actually think he's a pretty reliable lead actor, insofar as you kinda know what you're going to get with him and he's not going to fuck it up too much. he gets a lot of these roles bc of that reliability, which sometimes means he's not really exciting. WOWS and Django were both kinda outliers in that regard and yeah Gilbert Grape too.

nomar, Friday, 17 March 2017 19:33 (seven years ago) link

I would like to apologize for this

100% w/ Nolan on whatever crazy shit he comes up with at this point.

― Simon H., Wednesday, January 13, 2010 11:58 PM (seven years ago)

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 17 March 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link

most of his movies are boring

marcos, Friday, 17 March 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link

...my unfortunate memories of this thread were confirmed - loads of effusive praise. but this movie sucked and was Nolan's first real failure imo. It's been all downhill ever since.

― Οὖτις, Friday, March 17, 2017 11:25 AM (two hours ago)

no praise from me. and nolan has been making awful movies since 2008.

The sandwiches looked quite dank. (contenderizer), Friday, 17 March 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link

his first two Batman movies are imo not boring but The Dark Knight missed a decent opportunity by having Harvey Dent be Two-Face for only about 7 minutes before he died. I think carrying that story over to the third film would have been a better idea, as much as I like to exit vehicles ahead of one of my friends, then turn back to them and say "No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother."

nomar, Friday, 17 March 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link

no praise from me. and nolan has been making awful movies since 2008.

yeah there were some dissenters, amidst all the breathless hyperbole from ppl seeing multiple times in the theater

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 March 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

Lol remember 2010

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 February 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

Tho i still stan 4 dis

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 February 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link


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