EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

shit i just read bits and pieces of that azealia thread

could've backed up moka on a couple things s/he said

didn't really read anything jim said though

o well

How many cars can 6 minute guy wash in an hour? 10. How many cars can 10 minute guy wash in an hour? 6. So how many cars can both of them combined wash in an hour? 6+10=16. Ok, so how long does it take for them to wash one car? 60/16=3,75 minutes.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 10:48 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one thing the politics threads have been missing is people solving maths puzzles and showing their working, so i for one am thrilled at this recent development

― yokohama fuckdolphin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 11:02 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just a pity Morbz isn't here to disagree with their solutions.

― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 11:03 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thread was moving too fast for a "middle-out" joke unfortunately

morbs zing moratorium pls

zs fundraising drive for fulltime ilx posting role pls

If you died and went to Hell - a Poll

i read that post like 3 times last night, cheered me up yesterday....lolz

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bbF1IwgFLEA/maxresdefault.jpg

In Sydney Hillary's already the new president!

― Trump le Monde (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, November 8, 2016 8:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cool to hear that we are expanding the American empire

American Anglo empire

you forgot to include "feminist"

I'm half-convinced that he's going to start recruiting death row inmates for cabinet positions at this point.

― i need microsoft installed on my desktop, can you help (Old Lunch), Tuesday, November 15, 2016 1:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd figure the numbers on Trump's promises will start to add up quick. You got to figure it would cost probably 2-3 billion to try and deport 2-3 million people. That would only be a cost of legal and logistics of $1000 a case and I would figure that it could cost lots more per case than that.
― earlnash, Tuesday, November 15, 2016 2:15 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he could just ask Obama what it cost and then try to get a better deal tbh

― sleepingbag, Tuesday, November 15, 2016 1:43 PM (nine minutes ago)

xp new new low imo

yep

No lolz intended, don't blame me.

one never blames the excelsiored, be at peace

Sorry. Christ.

i was only paraphrasing christ tbh

lol

How long before Trump goes "You're fired" (preferably before cameras) on a cabinet member?

― Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, November 16, 2016 11:16 AM (fifty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;)

the counterreaction to appalling excelsiors is gonna be the real fuckin movement arising outta this

give the new excelsiors a chance

though that latest one is literally joe goebbels

Ugh, I really need to not do get drawn into US history and research Kitty Genovese instead.

- Frederik B

yeah best not to get involved

― did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Wednesday, November 16, 2016 9:17 AM

oh shiii

ha

ha (HA)

sonnnnnnnned

haha, that totally went right over my head when it was first posted. that is genius.

wins, that is incredible

wins is the best

a++

It's still over my head.

Wait, nevermind.

wilful ignorance imo

yeah idgi

really it is the usa who got sonned there

nice

Winnnnnnssssssss

:D

*mortal kombat voice*

wins.....WINS

That was my voice too lol

Lol that went completely over my head as well.

So much for that research

shot of wins being carried out of bar by a boisterous crowd, riding on top of shoulders

ok now i don't like it anymore

Yeah, I'm going back to bed.

really it is the usa who got sonned there

― imago, Wednesday, November 16, 2016 2:29 PM (fifty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha I just realized I didn't get it at first, thought it was just a frederik joke

wins, that is incredible

I assume my check is in the mail, wins.