L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

The reprise of the screened-in porch couldn't even distract me.

Appropriate it's on Freese Drive though.

omg

haha oh no

heh i thought the kitchen was the money shot but.. i was wrong

lolll

honestly baffled by the hallway's lack of walkspace, footprints, or central pile

click on a link from an ilx thread one time and

http://i.imgur.com/PkGjlY7.png

listing photos are like "did you see the pool?" "there's a pool here!!!" "interior is really nice but i just want to make sure you remember there's a swimming pool!" "by the way there is an outdoor bar/entertainment area next to the swimming pool!!!!" http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4554-Broadale-Rd-Cleveland-OH-44109/33341071_zpid/

it is a pretty fly pool but yeah interesting contrast to the number of listings i've seen where the pool is minimized or not even photographed.

"Paradise in Cleveland!"

Welcome to McMansion Hell

Everyone of those statues, including the fat pizza chef and the staircase santas, come to life at night and try to stab you.

lol @ "an art"

"Dressers about to stage an intervention"

http://i.imgur.com/HipZOcg.jpg

"Hello! Thanks for coming! If you could just sign in here, we'll get you your registration packet and schedule. Where are you all from?"

http://i.imgur.com/oBwu2VO.jpg

"Well, let me answer your question with a question. How would you like to have free honey for the rest of your life?"

http://i.imgur.com/lDn5Y95.jpg

And this one messing with my head like:

http://i.imgur.com/Z9w8peC.gif

http://i.imgur.com/htoKR1F.jpg?1

Oh come on, you'd have a better chance of dying from pneumonia than actually electrocuting yourself!

feel like I just typed idclip in doom ii

lol

http://www.mcmansionhell.com/ is fun stuff - - - good at calling out specific design crimes and giving me new ways to hate these buildings, and the real-estate agent set-dressers who must go around with carloads of pottery to arrange in glass-fronted cabinets.. fyi the topmost entry is some kind of non-sequitur entry in a different genre, the meat is below.

haha yes that is a great site

the "101" series of articles is essential.

the examples of 10s are so insane I kind of like them

http://68.media.tumblr.com/a2667b75cec76b6143096add05095d49/tumblr_inline_of5nql2ani1sppt0x_1280.png

If I were a roofer and got a call to quote reroofing that, I'd just cross my arms and say "seven million."

"wrecked upon"? Argh.

But yes that site has some godawful architecture. I think they did an Aus special once.

Yeah, I could post the photos, but for some journeys, you need to take them on your own.

https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/Single-Family/18124984/222-CHATHAM-Street-Brantford-Ontario-N3S4H1

That takes a turn.

send in...

yikes

it would appear that this house is already occupied ... by ten thousand clowns

this is amazing

https://www.redfin.com/MD/Baltimore/2105-Erdman-Ave-21218/home/10821025

ha that's pretty awesome

Me and my B-52s albums will be right over.

oh wow that's awesome

yeah that's a total gem

tomboto is baltimore that cheap still? that place is only an hour outside of dc...

http://i.imgur.com/oXp1kSo.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IwRWMwZ.jpg

of course it has che kitsch

http://i.imgur.com/mtDQFFC.jpg

LOTS OF EXTRAS, LOADS OF WINDOWS

http://i.imgur.com/rCXkyx9.jpg

"Mommy! I just had the worst nightm–" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

http://i.imgur.com/zy4sm4u.jpg

"YES, I'M SURE THIS WOULD BE A GREAT ROOM TO SING A LULLABY."
"OK! BUT I WAS ASKING HOW OFTEN DOES THE TRAIN GO BY?''

http://i.imgur.com/zqdMTgn.jpg

"Be honest. Who doesn't like sleeping with the windows open?"

http://i.imgur.com/mEEYgk5.jpg

"Haha, I guess so! But Bill down at the office likes to call those 'Freedom Drains.'"

lol

""Mommy! I just had the worst nightm–" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!"

lmao

Scared of nuclear bombs? Live in east Ohio? Boy, do I have the place for you.

http://capstonecompany.com/property/19197-river-apt-c-athens-ohio-45701/

If you're all "A link, eh? I'll just come back later," I hear you. I'm just not up for right-clicking all those images right now.

But I will leave you with this one:

http://i.imgur.com/58dAdRB.jpg

2,400 ft for $675/month? All the unhappy souls from this week's California thread need to take a look at this.

http://capstonecompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/IMG_0384-768x1024.jpg

Getting some serious Wolfenstein 3D vibes here.

"Welcome, to Ken's Labyrinth"

I... what, with that floorplan. WHAT.

That's a bit of a stroll for your morning pee.

it's the weird shadow shelf of an inefficient and excessively pavilionized gargantuan surface house - so these are the parts a) that weren't built slab-on-grade, and b) which they attempted to make into finished basement spaces and naturally the result bears little resemblance to what you might come up with if you were trying to conceive of an "apartment" from the start. i'd also be shocked if it can be legally rented what with having no windows and all - thing's a gigantic fire trap.