pissing in bottles

I dig pissing in bottles
And I love to get the chance to spray
I figure it's about the happiest sound goin' down today

TS: pissing in bottles vs. pissing in jeans.

― nickn, Tuesday, October 25, 2016 10:53 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You may've won this bottle but bet your ass you won't win the wart

well this was a first I didn't expect to add to my repertoire last night

in my defense though I had attempted to piss in the local convenience store which of course had a huge sign over its bathrooms saying "out of order" and none other nearby.

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e174/conedust/wattpissbot.jpg

isn't that like the fifth or sixth time that song has been posted itt?

http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2017/04/27/theres-an-instagram-account-devoted-to-piss-jugs-in-akron

https://www.instagram.com/akrontruckerbombs/ aka piss jugs in akron

At this point, do you actively search them out? Can you not drive down the road at any given time and not be scoping out every Coke bottle on the side of the street and wondering what's inside?

PJoA: I wouldn't say I actively look for them, they are everywhere. If I see a bottle and it looks suspicious I give it a second look and if it's a piss jug I document it.

pissed in the sand this past weekend

in and on actually haha

hello pissboy in the sand

i once took a shit directly into a fast flowing river from a distance of like 2 inches and watched the jobbie float away downstream

just fyi

guy who used to live in my old neighborhood would, while laying in the park at night, flip over to face the opposite direction to people and take a piss, then zip up and flip back over.

bizarrely he appears on the cover of this elton john album:

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0003/641/MI0003641854.jpg

feel like la lechera needs to see this latest revive but am not really comfortable saying 'you should check out the piss bottle thread'

Is this place at my command

Hello pissboy in the dust
Is your bladder about to bust.

Standing on a beach with my junk in my hand, staring at the sea, staring at the sand. I am the pisser.

Jim rivershitting is the high point of this thread imo

When you spend a lot of time outdoors away from buildings and roads, you inescapably will piss in nature when you need to piss. But then, all of nature pisses in nature. It's normal. Piss bottles are a whole 'nother thing entirely.

better late than never

http://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-warehouse-workers-have-to-pee-into-bottles-2018-4