Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"welcome to the OC bitch!"

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

"welcome to the OC, bitch!"

-- amateur!!st (-...) (webmail), September 1st, 2004 4:23 PM. (later) (link)

vs.

"welcome to the OC bitch!"

-- cºzen (skiplevel...) (webmail), September 1st, 2004 6:48 PM. (Cozen) (later) (link)

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

*nothing*

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

mine is certain person specific.

― cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 2 September 2004 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"Til the handle comes off"

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

WAHT IS IT MADE?????

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

HELLO DERE!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

HI DERE has been done already :\

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

That was during my orgasm. The longer version was for wifey's thrash-about.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN HOW TO BLOW YOUR OWN BALLS

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

"We did this already"

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"say hello to my little friend!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

"SATAN"

― chrisco (chrisco), Thursday, 2 September 2004 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

"Omigod, I'm gonna pukkkkKKKK!"

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Any of the exclamations Lil Jon is famous for, done in a Lil Jon voice. Example: "WHAT?!" or "YEYAH!!"

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"ohhh it ain't my fault, DID I DO THAT?!??!"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 September 2004 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link

- "CLIMAX! CLIMAX!"
- "You don't say so!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 3 September 2004 06:16 (nineteen years ago) link

WOOPS! I CLSED IT!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 3 September 2004 07:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I'M USEFUL!

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 3 September 2004 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

haha!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 3 September 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

HI NED

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Surely "PWNED!"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Lock thread.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not an answer, btw. Although that is a good one.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

"That's not an answer, btw. Although that is a good one."

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

WHY U BRAEK HEART ALL TIME?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

"HELLO DAD? I'M IN JAIL!"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

ohhohohohohooooooo good one
xpost to nicka

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't even know you.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"WALK THE DINOSAUR!"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't even know who you are?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'm a star! I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

It is happening again... It is happening again...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"WHAT UP DOG?"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that a TP reference, Tuomas?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"WOW BOB WOW"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope you've found my input useful.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

I saw a porno once where someone actually said that for no apparent reason.
Maybe she thought it was funny.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

that gives new meaning to the whole "in the end" part

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that a TP reference, Tuomas?

Yes.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

but the "got so far" bit can be hit and miss

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

on that note,
"I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"i tried so hard"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

"I've had better"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I'M COMING UP YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSSS

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

HI NED

Whoa. Dare I envision the contexts (assuming they don't involve me)?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess the context would be that you walked in?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

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