Yes piece by Dave Q

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And, YES, I do get the "joke" that the point is being made here that Yes throws everything but the kitchen sink into their music and their music is long and difficult. But, you WOULD have to know that already or you will get nothing from this article.

Inside Outside In, Saturday, 17 December 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes is a pretty great band. And that's a pretty funny article. Sometimes I think people like to make fun of them because their fans are so defensive and prone to over-reacting to criticism.

prince rupert, Sunday, 18 December 2005 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

You know I didn't like the article, but for totally different reasons than you. I mean, I thought all of his references and pre-moby and Judas Preist mentions all made sense and if you follow music enough to want to see the current Yes live, you'd probably get what he was saying (and he wasn't really being that obscure, although obtuse I guess). There's really no problem there for me. I guess I just didn't think it was that funny.

~~~~~~~, Sunday, 18 December 2005 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, it wasn't that funny at all. But Dave Q is rarely funny. I guess that's why he hasn't been in that paper in a long, long time.

abcd, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

that must be it

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:02 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, god knows the music editor HATES that guy

the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

what's truly perplexing is how people can find dave's stuff "not funny." i mean, they're certainly entitled to, but it's worth throwing out there that a lot of the people whose brains i admire most on ilx are present on this thread, calling q the king.

the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:15 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe it's comedy-rockism or something, that you won't recognize stoner humor as a legitimate milieu.

the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

His Muse review at Stylus is pretty damn funny. And the comments by the Muse fans make it twice the joy.

van igloo (van smack), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Rick Wakeman’s surrealist/intoxicated subversion of the material is what saves it from being the fifth-best Disco-Sucks-disco record ever? So what is it, then, if not that

He never says it isn't that. He says that it "would be remembered" as that but is generally not because Wakeman's contributions obscure its discoid aspects.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, so Judas' Priest's "Turbo Lover" was a failed fusion of pre-Moby electro orcus-dorkus of "Don't Kill The Whale" off Yes' "Tormato" and "Owner of a Lonely Heart" off Yes' "90125" album? Well, that's great, but what does it have to do with Yes? Oh yeah: Nothing!

If Trevor Horn, who was in Yes during the making of the two Yes albums in question, went on to produce that particular Priest album, it probably plenty to do with Horn, who was helping guide Yes, so yeah, there is a connection there, a really obvious one.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

The sentence just before this reads that "Anderson rhymes 'throw' with 'try' and 'and you' with 'blind you,' like a Corey Hart from New Zealand." I guess this strange pronunciation must have been what reminded him of Judas Priest, despite the fact he says nothing about Judas Priest's vocal stylings whatsoever.

The Corey Hart point and the Judas Priest point are separate and distinct points, and read as such.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Now, of course, when he says "Buggles album," he means "Yes album" featuring ex-Buggles singer," but you'd have to know that already because you won't learn it here. Unless, both the Buggles and Yes have an album called "Drama" and he really is referring to a Buggles album, in which case this is even more confusing.

or he could mean it's the Yes album that sounds like the Buggles, which would work even if Horn hadn't been in both groups. "Buggles" here is a modifying adjective, like referring to someone's "Sabbath album" or "acoustic album" or "jazz-rock album."

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, how about following that bit of pointlessness up by starting off a new paragraph with a little Beach Boys reference, throwing in something about a can of tuna

"ce·ta·cean n.
Any of various aquatic, chiefly marine mammals of the order Cetacea, including the whales, dolphins, and porpoises, characterized by a nearly hairless body, anterior limbs modified into broad flippers, vestigial posterior limbs, and a flat notched tail."--Dictionary.com

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

matos i think it's unfair of you to expect yr readers to know how to read

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

It's like the occasional Onion article that is just too damn wordy to be funny. If I have to strain to get through a sentence, strain to make the connection from point A to B to get to the punchline and there's no payoff, then it just sucks.

As to ~~~~~~~'s point, none of this is obscure if you happen to be within a certain age range and have paid attention to the same details of music history as Dave Q. But, I'll bet there's a buttload of people who never heard Turbo, can't remember what Corey Hart sounds like (if they can even remember the name), aren't too familiar with a New Zealand accent, don't know who the Buggles are and either only know Yes from the 80s hits or didn't realize Yes sang those 80's songs and didn't know they hired the singer from the Buggles. And since all of this was taken for granted, it is both obscure and obtuse. While all of the above bands had a few popular hits, at this point, they are musical footnotes to many people with completely different interests; the stuff future trivia boardgames are made of. Yes is one of those bands whose music turns up in enough places that many might recognize it, but would have no clue who the band is, nevermind all the details of their historic timeline.

As to prince rupert's point, that may be true, which is why I asked "WHO is this written for?" It seems to me, about 10 people on ILM. I get the joke and I don't particularly care about Yes as people or defending them as musicians. I just think the article is completely stupid and funny for reasons that were never intended, much like j blount's comment, "reading's hard." Funny! For reasons never intended!

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe it's comedy-rockism or something, that you won't recognize stoner humor as a legitimate milieu.
-- the people are such untight s wads (theundergroundhom...), December 18th, 2005.

It reads to me as "stoner" in a really forced, dorky way.

~~~~~~~~, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

you read a lot of cookbooks and instruction manuals there, IOI?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:37 (eighteen years ago) link

If Trevor Horn, who was in Yes during the making of the two Yes albums in question, went on to produce that particular Priest album...

EXCEPT that he wrote: ""Was this the same Trevor Horn who didn’t produce Judas Priest’s Turbo (1986)?"

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:38 (eighteen years ago) link

it's like when the president gets too intellectual in his addresses!

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:38 (eighteen years ago) link

"I turned to the sports page and there's all this shit about these things I've never HEARD of! What the fuck is an end-zone? Great, tennis players are in love--WHO CARES! First you say baseball players are striking out, then you say they're on strike--pick a phrase already!"

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:39 (eighteen years ago) link

As to ~~~~~~~'s point, none of this is obscure if you happen to be within a certain age range and have paid attention to the same details of music history as Dave Q. But, I'll bet there's a buttload of people who never heard Turbo, can't remember what Corey Hart sounds like (if they can even remember the name), aren't too familiar with a New Zealand accent, don't know who the Buggles are and either only know Yes from the 80s hits or didn't realize Yes sang those 80's songs and didn't know they hired the singer from the Buggles. And since all of this was taken for granted, it is both obscure and obtuse. While all of the above bands had a few popular hits, at this point, they are musical footnotes to many people with completely different interests; the stuff future trivia boardgames are made of. Yes is one of those bands whose music turns up in enough places that many might recognize it, but would have no clue who the band is, nevermind all the details of their historic timeline.

I will take issue with this. What should a writer expect their audience to know? Should you never mention any artist other than the one you're talking about in a given article? Is it really THAT much of a leap of faith to assume people reading the music section of a Seattle weekly know who the fucking Buggles and Judas Preist are? Come on.

~~~~~~~~~, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:39 (eighteen years ago) link

The Corey Hart point and the Judas Priest point are separate and distinct points, and read as such.

My point is that it is a total non sequitur, since he goes on to say something that has nothing to do with Corey Hart or Trevor Horn, except that Trevor Horn didn't produce "Turbo." I'm sure a lot of other people didn't produce Turbo, too!

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

"I don't know anything about politics so the news writers with their insider jargon are CONSPIRING AGAINST ME."

xpost: Trevor Horn is one of the lynchpins of the entire article. Corey Hart has a walk-on appearance as a point of comparison.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:42 (eighteen years ago) link

"non sequitor"??? stop using this insider jargon plz!

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link

(psst--it's non-sequitur, btw)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I will take issue with this. What should a writer expect their audience to know? Should you never mention any artist other than the one you're talking about in a given article? Is it really THAT much of a leap of faith to assume people reading the music section of a Seattle weekly know who the fucking Buggles and Judas Preist are? Come on.

"Come on?!" Are you fucking kidding? I had to strain my brain to remember Corey Hart. My friend didn't understand word one of this because as popular as all of these bands are to some people, it's not generally an overlapping group of people. And plenty of people, such as my friend, would be completely lost. If you're going to mention an artist, at least write clearly.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I had to strain my brain to remember Corey Hart. - this i can believe

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

if your issue is with the clunkiness and overstuffing of sentences, wouldn't little character bios e.g. "Canadian singer Corey Hart--who had a hit with 'Sunglasses at Night,' remember, kids?--with a New Zealand accent" just make things worse?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

you and yr friend should check out this site called stylus - i think it's EXACTLY what you're looking for

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

So, you read it as Trevor Horn did produce Turbo and yet Dave Q says "didn't". Which is it? And what does this say about the readability?

xpost: wowie, I made a typo!

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

"New Zealand accents sound like this"

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

j blount, your joke is making a mockery of yourself, not me. Part of Dave Q's joke was that it was intentionally difficult to read, dumbass.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link

if your issue is with the clunkiness and overstuffing of sentences, wouldn't little character bios e.g. "Canadian singer Corey Hart--who had a hit with 'Sunglasses at Night,' remember, kids?--with a New Zealand accent" just make things worse?

Yeah, that would. I guess you're not very creative.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:50 (eighteen years ago) link

that's a relief!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Judas Priest - Turbo
Released in 1986 by CBS
Produced by Tom Allom.


What was your point?

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, your point was to prove my point! Thanks, you're right, I can see why you were confused! It is bad writing, isn't it? Yeah, thanks, your misunderstanding is evidence enough.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

where is it part of dave q's joke that it's intentionally difficult to read? if most people have no difficulty reading it (i might be a little charitable but this is 6th grade level reading difficulty - surely between your and yr friend one of you made it past the 6th grade right?) i'm not sure exactly how it's difficult, nevermind intentionally difficult. were the letters too small?

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't heard that record, but in the piece's context, Dave's point would seem to be that it sounds a lot like a Trevor Horn production. If not, your point stands. But I honestly am not certain.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:55 (eighteen years ago) link

that was xpost, btw, though I'm greatly amused by the "I'm right! I'm right!" 12-year-old glee IOI is demonstrating

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

i mean you've made it abundantly clear you're not exactly crazy about either reading or thinking, even at a 6th grade level (after all if rock criticism's too intellectual or obtuse for you how you ever gonna manage a real book?)(speaking hypothetically of a case where you would have an interest in one), so why exactly are you surprised that something potentially requiring the ability to do either might not be a pleasant experience for you?

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously dude, stylus - it's right up yr alley

j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

j blount, Matos just proved he had trouble reading it.

And you just proved you did as well.

HAHAHA!

The overwrought run-on sentences and the myriad varied reference points were meant to mimic the winding and challenging multi-layered aspects of an epic prog Yes tune as well as the ever-changing sound of the band's continual evolution over 3 decades as well as the fact that their self-satisfying extended masturbatory musicianship was something many found difficult to sit through.

Inside Outside In, Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link

total bystander just passing by to say

1. dave q's article reads nicely (he frustrates some of my friends - they say things like "oooh! isn't HE clever" - these are same friends who think they're writers but don't actually write anything)

2. inside outside, you seem sort of dumm

3. i started listening to yes right after seeing buffalo 66, too!

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

dave q says better shit than "myriad varied"

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

wait lemme guess - you're SUBTLY MOCKING HIS AUTHORIAL TONE?!?!?!

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Matos just proved he had trouble reading it.

haha I read it fine; I just allowed that my interpretation might be off.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

and I hate to break it to ya, but Dave writes that way about everything. the only nods to Yes' structural style was the parentheticals at the top of all but the first graf.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

james joyce could totally have been famous if he weren't only writing for ten of his literary friends

the people are such untight s wads (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link

jesus spoke mostly for the benefit of twelve people!

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 December 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link


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