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silly steve m -- starch-o's was bought out by lard-o's years ago. cause lard tastes better than starch.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago) link

what? You mean, the two of you haven't heard of new "Cracklets"?(TM)

Why, it's the powerful zing of crack baked into a crunchy cheese cracker!

"Cracklets"(tm)! Guaranteed to have 15% more crack than the other leading snack food!

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago) link

from the makers of obese treats™
fun to eat
'til you can't see your feet¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

all of these fine products are slathered in chicken bear grease of course

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

slathered is a good word

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

Also, from the makes of Cracklets, comes the new Cracklets Diet Program(tm)! Guaranteed to make you shed unwanted pounds and teeth you don't really need!

remember, with Cracklets Diet Program, "the Secret Is In The Crack!"(R)

― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

also try new® crack-a-cola. now 178,238.72% more addictive¡
9 out of 10 psychotherapists can't tell the difference between crack-a-cola and the leading chinoto brand cola.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago) link

you rASCals!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...

I was at Nandos at lunchtime. No chickenbear on the menu, but I did have some nummy chicken kidneys.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

ack! I mean livers. I made an offal mistake.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link

hey where is Tad??

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm wanted!

:-)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 6 August 2004 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

We've received many letters concerned about the safety of the Chickenbear in light of the current Avian Flu outbreak. We hope the following information will set your mind at ease.

The Chickenbear is more growl than fowl (ho ho ho), that is whilst it has certain bird like qualities, it is in fact a mammal. Secondly, the Chickenbear hibernates rather than migrates, and is at no risk of either catching or spreading the 'flu, we hope they will simply sleep through the whole thing. Thirdly, we here at the CBIF have started a vaccination programme for any Chickenbear that we can find, not an easy task I can assure you, given the creatures increased rarity. In fact so far we've not seen a Chickenbear this fall, we believe that may just have decided to hibernate early this year.

Regards,
The CBIF

― The Chicken Bear Information Foundation (jel), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

http://askforjanice.com/photos/chknbr1.jpg

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

six years pass...

Google now reports 19,000 hits on "chickenbear". Signs of The End Times also increasing.

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/62500/Chicken-Bear-Dancing--62720.jpg

― Aimless, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

five years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWDmQ5BVMAAfod0.jpg

― mark s, Thursday, 15 February 2018 12:27 (six years ago) link

The universe increased in awesome power

― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link

oh my.

― Manitobiloba (Kim), Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

Bears in chicken

Also, pizza.

― Noel Emits, Sunday, 27 June 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...

Never forget

― Kim, Friday, 4 February 2022 02:11 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...

I won.t

― | (Latham Green), Friday, 9 September 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link

What of icemoth

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 September 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link

MAYBE - if its invoiced

― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 12:17 (one year ago) link

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