billionaire techbros club - 2016-17 NBA regular-ass season thread (the first of a series)

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haha

Spottie, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

I forgot to add to my post last week about lebrons basketball computer mind generating a way to climb out of the 3-1 hole in the finals- I actually really believe that Lebron is walking around using like 1% of his mental capacity on things like talking and whatever else we all think about and the remaining 99% is background-processing basketball stuff. So his responses to questions are basically on autopilot and thus a phrase like "things of that nature" just gets churned out automatically so it seems like he's talking to you but really he's thinking about how to solve a particular defense he saw in a game seventeen months ago

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 17:31 (seven years ago) link

lebron is scarlett johansson in lucy and will eventually become godlike, formless basketball intelligence, doling out his skills to others at random whim

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link

nah, he's just a messy little bitch quit foolin yourselves.

Spottie, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

porque no las dos?

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link

Andrew Bogut ✔@andrewbogut
It seems the accounts that are offended by my following of all political demographics are SJW's. Any good SJW accounts out there? #oxymoron

Hollow Ween Fan @T_nels
.@andrewbogut at least the Social Justice Warriors didn't blow a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals

nomar, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

Sick burn.

schwantz, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

hahahahahahahahaha

k3vin k., Tuesday, 25 October 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

i like this thread title just fine but the next one needs to incorporate "things of that nature"

marcos, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

and bogut damn i didn't know that about him

marcos, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

yeah dang gobutt

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 19:50 (seven years ago) link

Dallas Mavericks ✔@dallasmavs
What are you doing @andrewbogut?
9:25 PM - 24 Oct 2016

nomar, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

o_O

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

fuck a bogut

micah, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jjdMzsB.png

apt

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

3-1 jokes... they hurt me

Spottie, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 20:55 (seven years ago) link

Chuck omg. Off to a quality start...
https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/791040127321550848

Spottie, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

3-1 jokes... they hurt me

― Spottie, Tuesday, October 25, 2016 4:55 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's gonna hurt till June sorry

Need to lock my actual predix but I was leaning toward cavs repeat until I found out how deep Tristan Thompson is into the kardashian vortex and no one there wins so...congratulations warriors

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link

yeah that might even drag them as low as the 2 seed tbh

i've watched a lot of cats do weird and interesting things (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link

lol

Spottie, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

Need to lock my actual predix but I was leaning toward cavs repeat until I found out how deep Tristan Thompson is into the kardashian vortex and no one there wins so...congratulations warriors

― gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Tuesday, October 25, 2016 7:17 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Naw man, the Kardashian Effect works the other way around! See: Lamar and Reggie Bush's rings.

A Luck Supreme (AlexPh), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 23:24 (seven years ago) link

reminder that chuck doesn't actually watch basketball

k3vin k., Wednesday, 26 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I kind of knew that Boguts was more like Bigots for a bit.

Pean-Juc Leeecard (Leee), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 00:02 (seven years ago) link

reminder that chuck doesn't actually watch basketball

― k3vin k., Tuesday, October 25, 2016 5:01 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

of course, but it's like, you don't even have to watch or follow bball to know those claims are nonsense

Spottie, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

I know what bogut was trying to say but "political demographic" is an extremely irritating malapropism

Clay, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

lebron 12/7/7 a half lebron at the half

moullet, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

lotta dunks for old man bron tonight

circles, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 01:02 (seven years ago) link

hornacek's brilliant offense has stalled somehow

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

shump ankle sprain looks like

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link

oops actually concussion

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

i might be a bit of a sucker for ott championship ring designs but there's a lot going on here http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/releases/ring-breakdown-161025?page=1

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

lol u guys Evan Turner is an absolute embarrassment ;_;

Clay, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

AYYYYYYYYYY SPURS BENCH IS THE TRUTH THIS YEAR

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

19-4 run by the Spurs O_O

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

xxp not watching but 3 rebs 5 asts and a steal in 12 minutes!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

AYYYYYYYYYY SPURS BENCH IS THE TRUTH THIS YEAR

Spurs bench would be like the fourth seed in the east.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

Steph and Klay are combined 1-8.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

love the energy from juice simmons and dedmon is playing with nerves but he's got hustle. patty is patty and manu is manu. david lee being spry is fun.

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

splash bros just not hitting shots. kd has been scary good.

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

pop's tie!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

aw, cute pop joke.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

JUICE FOR MIP CALLING IT

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

wtf is dray doing jesus

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

spurs are crushing the dubs

k3vin k., Wednesday, 26 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

steph still doing the stupid mouth guard thing argh worst part about basketball

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 03:10 (seven years ago) link

lol forgot pau was a spur and instead i thought boban (also not a spur smdh) had let himself go. also, what are the dubs doing

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link

new death lineup alert!!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 26 October 2016 03:17 (seven years ago) link

Aldridge with that ridiculous shot, looking dirkesque

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

it is halftime at moda and let me tell you friends basketball is a fun sport that I enjoy watching very much

Clay, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link

it's time

THE 2017 NBA 'OFFS™

Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Thursday, 13 April 2017 21:58 (seven years ago) link


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