billionaire techbros club - 2016-17 NBA regular-ass season thread (the first of a series)

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2016 season boldest prediction - basketball still dope ohhhhhhhh yyyyyeee
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east
CLE TOR BOS CHA IND DET ORL ATL

west
GSW LAC SAS UTA HOU OKC DEN NOP

all these things shall come to pass

the topic is kinda lol but the way it reads is really lol http://theundefeated.com/features/white-american-nba-players/

I hope I can give every white American kid out there hope that they can make it to the NBA no matter what race they are or where they are from.

good thread already hey everybody

tonight do i watch cavs v knicks opener and ring ceremony or do i watch tribe vs cubs game 1 of the world series

cavs are old this year wow, FOUR players age 36 or older

seven players over the age of 30

warning sign def

Dave McMenamin
ESPN Staff Writer

LeBron James says he didn't have any input in the design of the Cavs championship rings. "I'm just fortunate enough to be a part of three championship teams so far in my career," James said at shootaround Tuesday. "It's not like I'm going to be wearing it like a wedding band or things of that nature, so I'm just happy to be able to be a part of another ring ceremony, be able to have a ring for my archives. But as far as aesthetics and things of that nature, it doesn't matter."

he's unstoppable

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haha

I forgot to add to my post last week about lebrons basketball computer mind generating a way to climb out of the 3-1 hole in the finals- I actually really believe that Lebron is walking around using like 1% of his mental capacity on things like talking and whatever else we all think about and the remaining 99% is background-processing basketball stuff. So his responses to questions are basically on autopilot and thus a phrase like "things of that nature" just gets churned out automatically so it seems like he's talking to you but really he's thinking about how to solve a particular defense he saw in a game seventeen months ago

lebron is scarlett johansson in lucy and will eventually become godlike, formless basketball intelligence, doling out his skills to others at random whim

nah, he's just a messy little bitch quit foolin yourselves.

porque no las dos?

Andrew Bogut ✔@andrewbogut
It seems the accounts that are offended by my following of all political demographics are SJW's. Any good SJW accounts out there? #oxymoron

Hollow Ween Fan @T_nels
.@andrewbogut at least the Social Justice Warriors didn't blow a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals

Sick burn.

hahahahahahahahaha

i like this thread title just fine but the next one needs to incorporate "things of that nature"

and bogut damn i didn't know that about him

yeah dang gobutt

Dallas Mavericks ✔@dallasmavs
What are you doing @andrewbogut?
9:25 PM - 24 Oct 2016

o_O

fuck a bogut

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apt

3-1 jokes... they hurt me

Chuck omg. Off to a quality start...
https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/791040127321550848

3-1 jokes... they hurt me

― Spottie, Tuesday, October 25, 2016 4:55 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's gonna hurt till June sorry

Need to lock my actual predix but I was leaning toward cavs repeat until I found out how deep Tristan Thompson is into the kardashian vortex and no one there wins so...congratulations warriors

yeah that might even drag them as low as the 2 seed tbh

lol

Need to lock my actual predix but I was leaning toward cavs repeat until I found out how deep Tristan Thompson is into the kardashian vortex and no one there wins so...congratulations warriors

― gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Tuesday, October 25, 2016 7:17 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Naw man, the Kardashian Effect works the other way around! See: Lamar and Reggie Bush's rings.

reminder that chuck doesn't actually watch basketball

Yeah I kind of knew that Boguts was more like Bigots for a bit.

reminder that chuck doesn't actually watch basketball

― k3vin k., Tuesday, October 25, 2016 5:01 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

of course, but it's like, you don't even have to watch or follow bball to know those claims are nonsense

I know what bogut was trying to say but "political demographic" is an extremely irritating malapropism

lebron 12/7/7 a half lebron at the half

lotta dunks for old man bron tonight

hornacek's brilliant offense has stalled somehow

shump ankle sprain looks like

oops actually concussion

i might be a bit of a sucker for ott championship ring designs but there's a lot going on here http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/releases/ring-breakdown-161025?page=1

lol u guys Evan Turner is an absolute embarrassment ;_;

AYYYYYYYYYY SPURS BENCH IS THE TRUTH THIS YEAR

19-4 run by the Spurs O_O

xxp not watching but 3 rebs 5 asts and a steal in 12 minutes!

AYYYYYYYYYY SPURS BENCH IS THE TRUTH THIS YEAR

Spurs bench would be like the fourth seed in the east.

Steph and Klay are combined 1-8.

yoooooooo

ilh dreams do come true

the game is good we don't know who any of the dudes are

current leading scoring pat connaughton went to high school w/my cousin

he's a boston-area kid. last season i watched the celtics blow out the blazers and he was getting serious cheers in garbage time. i randomly ran into my uncle and cousin (who were basically there to see him) while getting beers at halftime. it was kind of weird.

sup lagoon and clay!

steph goony and clay, the real splash brothers

goon and I are watching quick change together I can't believe this is real

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jvg and doris are in the house too what a magical night

now one degree of irl separation from clay

lmao quick change I watched that recently too, holds up!

it's time

THE 2017 NBA 'OFFS™