pissing in bottles

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how big a bottle do you use? Anything smaller than 1L do you have fear that you'll overflow and unable to stop? It's harder to stop halfway through than to just hold it all in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0

somewhat related

http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle

http://i.imgur.com/iVdmfgo.jpg

"Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft..."

how big a bottle do you use? Anything smaller than 1L do you have fear that you'll overflow and unable to stop? It's harder to stop halfway through than to just hold it all in

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Sunday, October 23, 2016 8:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark

when I peed I rarely overflowed a growler

There's a long passage in "Corelli's Mandolin" where the portly village priest has to pee, but can't leave his sacristy due to some social embarrassment. His only recourse is some nearby bottles of communion wine. However, the bottles are full. So he feels decides to drink a bottle so as to have a place to put his urine. So far so good, but then he has a further problem, because he's just chugged a bottle of wine, and urgently needs to urinate again. So he needs to drink another bottle to make room for the pee. By the third bottle of wine he is hopelessly enmeshed in this vicious circle.

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I once peed in a BAG on a long bus trip because I knew the bottle wasn't big enough which is far worse.

Why couldn't the priest just pour the wine out? Jeez.

ive witnessed a woman piss into a can (sawn off by penknife to a deathly serrated cylinder) in a violently rocking caravan in a storm and thought it quite the most risky venture id seen in some time iirc

ive pissed in a bottle. it was tough.

but not as tough as shitting into a rockpool.

why would you understand pissing in a bottle? urine doesn't harm the environment friends

i've watered plenty of bushes/forests

About twenty years ago a pal and I got trashed anticipating with dread the U2 Popmart concert. We cut it awfully close, boarding our friend's van without pissing first. Five minutes into the 25-minute drive, I thought my bladder would burst. In retrospect I should have asked him to pull over. Taking advantage of sitting by myself in the cab, I found a quarter full anti-freeze bottle, unscrewed the cap, and thrust in my cock.

My other friend, a young woman, saw my expression of ecstasy and numbness. "What's the matter with you? What's with your face?"

"I guess I'm nervous about the show."

Taking advantage of sitting
by myself in the cab
I found a quarter full
anti-freeze bottle
Unscrewed the cap
and thrust in my cock

And there's a heart that's breaking
Down this long distance line tonight

I ain't missing you at all

OTFM

where is Neanderthal appreciation thread?

Taking advantage of sitting
by myself in the cab
I found a quarter full
anti-freeze bottle
Unscrewed the cap
and thrust in my cock

Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold

So much depends upon
A quarter-full anti-freeze bottle
Beside the whit chickens

I keep wondering why the cab had an antifreeze bottle in the car, like where passengers sit.

Whose antifreeze I think I know
(In the trunk it should be though)
Unscrewed, I see it full to a quarter
It would, I think, accept more water.

Becabbed, as lonely as a rock,
Advantageously I free my cock.
Into the plastic neck I thrust
And urinate as need I must

Against the antifreeze piss pings
And on my shaft the droplets sting
My young friend marks my ecstasy,
Inquiring how it came to be.

I guess I'm nervous about the show,
I guess I'm nervous about the show.

I keep wondering why the cab had an antifreeze bottle in the car, like where passengers sit.

― Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner

I meant I had a seat to myself in the back; my friend owned one of those mid '80s Dodge vans.

Those type of vintage vans always had loose stuff like antifreeze bottles rolling loose in them. I guess that's another thread tho.

It is threads like this that restore my faith in ILX each and every time I venture in.

TS: pissing in bottles vs. pissing in jeans.

I dig pissing in bottles
And I love to get the chance to spray
I figure it's about the happiest sound goin' down today

TS: pissing in bottles vs. pissing in jeans.

― nickn, Tuesday, October 25, 2016 10:53 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You may've won this bottle but bet your ass you won't win the wart

well this was a first I didn't expect to add to my repertoire last night

in my defense though I had attempted to piss in the local convenience store which of course had a huge sign over its bathrooms saying "out of order" and none other nearby.

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e174/conedust/wattpissbot.jpg

isn't that like the fifth or sixth time that song has been posted itt?

http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2017/04/27/theres-an-instagram-account-devoted-to-piss-jugs-in-akron

https://www.instagram.com/akrontruckerbombs/ aka piss jugs in akron

At this point, do you actively search them out? Can you not drive down the road at any given time and not be scoping out every Coke bottle on the side of the street and wondering what's inside?

PJoA: I wouldn't say I actively look for them, they are everywhere. If I see a bottle and it looks suspicious I give it a second look and if it's a piss jug I document it.

pissed in the sand this past weekend

in and on actually haha

hello pissboy in the sand

i once took a shit directly into a fast flowing river from a distance of like 2 inches and watched the jobbie float away downstream

just fyi

guy who used to live in my old neighborhood would, while laying in the park at night, flip over to face the opposite direction to people and take a piss, then zip up and flip back over.

bizarrely he appears on the cover of this elton john album:

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0003/641/MI0003641854.jpg

feel like la lechera needs to see this latest revive but am not really comfortable saying 'you should check out the piss bottle thread'

Is this place at my command

Hello pissboy in the dust
Is your bladder about to bust.

Standing on a beach with my junk in my hand, staring at the sea, staring at the sand. I am the pisser.

Jim rivershitting is the high point of this thread imo

When you spend a lot of time outdoors away from buildings and roads, you inescapably will piss in nature when you need to piss. But then, all of nature pisses in nature. It's normal. Piss bottles are a whole 'nother thing entirely.

better late than never

http://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-warehouse-workers-have-to-pee-into-bottles-2018-4