Anyway, noted.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link
Any thoughts on jenkem.Apparently it did have some reality in Zambia before becoming a rumour in the US elsewhere.Just thinking in the light of people talking about collecting bottles etc
― Stevolende, Friday, 21 October 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link
everyone does it. an auto fp might work but strikes the wrong tone imo. i'm a librarian/archivist so for me it's more about giving a clue for a disappeared link "seven years later".
um xpost
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 21 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk
just came here to post this
― 龜, Friday, 21 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link
Ha, I don't really think people should be auto-FPd for it. I just find it annoying. A third reason - if it's a list thread people will often CTRL + F to find if their suggestion has been said before, and youtubes with no description don't show up for that either.
I guess I don't mind it if it's a silly reaction video, but if it's a song or a genuine response to a topic it's better for everyone if there's a description.
― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link
Anyway, I appear to have been serious multiple times in a thread about pissing in bottles. Resume dirtbag discussions.
― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link
children pissing in bottles - c or d
― Neanderthal, Friday, 21 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link
Pissing in a bottle in front of a baby c/d
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 22 October 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link
I wonder what the context of a song called "piss bottle man" could be in a thread about piss bottles
I didn't realize that people often have images off tbh
on Zing, any video embed is a tiny 1.1mm high icon of a film projector
― sad, hombres (sic), Saturday, 22 October 2016 05:26 (seven years ago) link
that, if you click through to load it and find out what it is, will crash the thread when you go back to continue reading
and chew up a bunch of data if you're on the train or in the loo at work, rather than at home - just to read the title of the song or discover that it's an irrelevant non sequitur "lol epic fail"
emily and matt have votm points about list threads (these have been almost completely useless on ILX for years*) and link rot
*even on a browser, if you're sensibly using a Flashblock
― sad, hombres (sic), Saturday, 22 October 2016 05:31 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 24 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link
how big a bottle do you use? Anything smaller than 1L do you have fear that you'll overflow and unable to stop? It's harder to stop halfway through than to just hold it all in
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 24 October 2016 00:16 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0
somewhat related
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 October 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link
http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle
http://i.imgur.com/iVdmfgo.jpg
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Monday, 24 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link
"Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft..."
― Tuomas, Monday, 24 October 2016 08:40 (seven years ago) link
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Sunday, October 23, 2016 8:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark
when I peed I rarely overflowed a growler
― 龜, Monday, 24 October 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link
There's a long passage in "Corelli's Mandolin" where the portly village priest has to pee, but can't leave his sacristy due to some social embarrassment. His only recourse is some nearby bottles of communion wine. However, the bottles are full. So he feels decides to drink a bottle so as to have a place to put his urine. So far so good, but then he has a further problem, because he's just chugged a bottle of wine, and urgently needs to urinate again. So he needs to drink another bottle to make room for the pee. By the third bottle of wine he is hopelessly enmeshed in this vicious circle.
― wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 October 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link
impressive turnout
― nxd, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 08:25 (seven years ago) link
I once peed in a BAG on a long bus trip because I knew the bottle wasn't big enough which is far worse.
― oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 08:39 (seven years ago) link
Why couldn't the priest just pour the wine out? Jeez.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 08:57 (seven years ago) link
ive witnessed a woman piss into a can (sawn off by penknife to a deathly serrated cylinder) in a violently rocking caravan in a storm and thought it quite the most risky venture id seen in some time iirc
ive pissed in a bottle. it was tough.
but not as tough as shitting into a rockpool.
― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 10:44 (seven years ago) link
why would you understand pissing in a bottle? urine doesn't harm the environment friends
i've watered plenty of bushes/forests
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link
About twenty years ago a pal and I got trashed anticipating with dread the U2 Popmart concert. We cut it awfully close, boarding our friend's van without pissing first. Five minutes into the 25-minute drive, I thought my bladder would burst. In retrospect I should have asked him to pull over. Taking advantage of sitting by myself in the cab, I found a quarter full anti-freeze bottle, unscrewed the cap, and thrust in my cock.
My other friend, a young woman, saw my expression of ecstasy and numbness. "What's the matter with you? What's with your face?"
"I guess I'm nervous about the show."
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link
Taking advantage of sittingby myself in the cabI found a quarter full anti-freeze bottleUnscrewed the capand thrust in my cock
And there's a heart that's breakingDown this long distance line tonight
I ain't missing you at all
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link
OTFM
― Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link
where is Neanderthal appreciation thread?
― PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link
Taking advantage of sittingby myself in the cabI found a quarter fullanti-freeze bottleUnscrewed the capand thrust in my cock
Forgive meit was deliciousso sweetand so cold
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link
So much depends uponA quarter-full anti-freeze bottleBeside the whit chickens
― wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link
I keep wondering why the cab had an antifreeze bottle in the car, like where passengers sit.
― Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link
Whose antifreeze I think I know(In the trunk it should be though)Unscrewed, I see it full to a quarterIt would, I think, accept more water.
Becabbed, as lonely as a rock,Advantageously I free my cock.Into the plastic neck I thrustAnd urinate as need I must
Against the antifreeze piss pingsAnd on my shaft the droplets stingMy young friend marks my ecstasy, Inquiring how it came to be.
I guess I'm nervous about the show,I guess I'm nervous about the show.
― rb (soda), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link
― Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner
I meant I had a seat to myself in the back; my friend owned one of those mid '80s Dodge vans.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link
Those type of vintage vans always had loose stuff like antifreeze bottles rolling loose in them. I guess that's another thread tho.
It is threads like this that restore my faith in ILX each and every time I venture in.
― Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link
TS: pissing in bottles vs. pissing in jeans.
― nickn, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 02:53 (seven years ago) link
I dig pissing in bottlesAnd I love to get the chance to sprayI figure it's about the happiest sound goin' down today
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 04:22 (seven years ago) link
― nickn, Tuesday, October 25, 2016 10:53 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
You may've won this bottle but bet your ass you won't win the wart
― PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link
well this was a first I didn't expect to add to my repertoire last night
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 March 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link
in my defense though I had attempted to piss in the local convenience store which of course had a huge sign over its bathrooms saying "out of order" and none other nearby.
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 March 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e174/conedust/wattpissbot.jpg
― The sandwiches looked quite dank. (contenderizer), Friday, 17 March 2017 21:09 (seven years ago) link
isn't that like the fifth or sixth time that song has been posted itt?
― takin care of bismuth (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 March 2017 21:15 (seven years ago) link
http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2017/04/27/theres-an-instagram-account-devoted-to-piss-jugs-in-akron
― marcos, Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:16 (seven years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/akrontruckerbombs/ aka piss jugs in akron
― marcos, Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:17 (seven years ago) link
At this point, do you actively search them out? Can you not drive down the road at any given time and not be scoping out every Coke bottle on the side of the street and wondering what's inside?PJoA: I wouldn't say I actively look for them, they are everywhere. If I see a bottle and it looks suspicious I give it a second look and if it's a piss jug I document it.
PJoA: I wouldn't say I actively look for them, they are everywhere. If I see a bottle and it looks suspicious I give it a second look and if it's a piss jug I document it.
― marcos, Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link
pissed in the sand this past weekend
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:33 (seven years ago) link
in and on actually haha
hello pissboy in the sand
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:45 (seven years ago) link
i once took a shit directly into a fast flowing river from a distance of like 2 inches and watched the jobbie float away downstream
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:49 (seven years ago) link
just fyi
guy who used to live in my old neighborhood would, while laying in the park at night, flip over to face the opposite direction to people and take a piss, then zip up and flip back over.
bizarrely he appears on the cover of this elton john album:
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0003/641/MI0003641854.jpg
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link
feel like la lechera needs to see this latest revive but am not really comfortable saying 'you should check out the piss bottle thread'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 April 2017 19:56 (seven years ago) link