I watched Lakeview Terrace, and he is really great in it, in that proper way of completely raising the character above the writing.
― The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Friday, 24 April 2009 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL, missed the comment about Deep Blue Sea. That speech goes in the clip reel.
― Pete Scholtes, Friday, 24 April 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link
I had this dream last night that there was a movie kind of like the Eddie Murphy Nutty Professor only with Samuel L. Jackson playing all the characters instead of Eddie Murphy.
One of the characters was a white tv news anchor who utters the line (in *comic white guy voice*) "Coming up next: a local man who got his guitar stuck in his beard."
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
god help me i want to see that now
would make a good double feature with Hotspacho: The Musical
― shipl.de.al (some dude), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
movies you wish someone had made
― retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
I'm the other guy, 'what's in your wallet,' I'm that guy.
― That's So (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 03:16 (ten years ago) link
I guarantee you Fishburne wd've been even angrier (for being confused with an inferior actor).
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:10 (ten years ago) link
so painful
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link
Overreaction
― nostormo, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link
All the comments on how "this is not about race it's just a mistake" like show me one example of any legit entertainment reporter completely mistaking his white actor guest for someone else
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link
Morbz otm
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:21 (ten years ago) link
Morbz otm on Morphs
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18wf3dtnfgc7ejpg/ku-xlarge.jpg
― frogbs, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link
eh I get white straight guys confused all the time
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link
cool that frogbs is posting a legit entertainment reporter's text messages
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:26 (ten years ago) link
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, February 11, 2014 12:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
me too, just not when I invite them onto my television show
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link
Would be awesome if this happened more often, with reporters confusing their middling middle-aged female actors or ingenues or British male stage/TV actors or anyone else constantly slotted into specific typecast roles because no one writes for them.
"Wow, I loved you in 'Gravity!"
"I'm Connie Britton, dammit!!!"
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link
NEVER tape sex live before a studio audience
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link
http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/.a/6a0168ea36d6b2970c01a73d756bd4970d-pi
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:53 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJWdl8tCABo
dude can really sing
― k3vin k., Friday, 25 August 2017 01:45 (six years ago) link
I think it would have been a great joke to have him do "I Ran" instead.
― clemenza, Friday, 25 August 2017 01:58 (six years ago) link
I guess the math adds up, but it blows my mind that Samuel L Jackson is *70*.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 June 2019 03:17 (four years ago) link
Possibly the only celebrity I'd bother quoting on Trump at this point:
Jackson, who has been a frequent critic of President Donald Trump and Republican lawmakers, was asked if he worries about "antagonizing fans" with his ideology.
"I know how many motherfuckers hate me. 'I'm never going to see a Sam Jackson movie again.' Fuck I care? If you never went to another movie I did in my life, I'm not going to lose any money. I already cashed that check. Fuck you. Burn up my videotapes. I don't give a fuck," he said.
"I already cashed that check" should be on a T-shirt.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link