pissing in bottles

get a jug

tape it to your peter

live free and/or die hard

tape it to your peter

live free and/or die hard

but seriously i've peed in close to icy cold temperatures and i've never needed any bottle

uh yellow snow anyone?

Also a couple times while watching something on TV (live, with no DVR) I've accessed a handy jug.

― nickn, Thursday, October 20, 2016 4:31 PM

ah, the Brian Eno maneuver

― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC)

Here comes the warm jet.

golden hours

I think I did this once but can't recall the circumstances.. probably for the best. maybe it was a dream.

Step 1, cut a hole in a jug, Step 2, put your dick in that jug, Step 3, then you pee in that jug

http://allthingsd.com/files/2013/03/timberlake380.jpg

i did this in a dorm room when i was desperately trying to finish a paper and for some reason had to piss like every 15 minutes. they all got emptied later in the day once the paper was done. frappuccino bottles have pretty wide mouths.

Think I've pissed in bottles but can't think when.
Have certainly given samples in small containers.

Have seen how to make a woman's pee device out of a milk or other large, handled bottle. & known people who've used them.

Did that jenkems high thing involve collecting both liquid and solid human waste and waiting for it to mature. Or was that all just a hoax?

Don't confront me with my failures
I had not forgotten them

Mike Watt, in his seminal explainer about the efficacy of pissing in a bottle while touring to ensure you make the gig, insisted that cutting the lid off the bottle was essential. This would force you to tip the piss out of the window onto the highway immediately, instead of putting the lid back on and leaving the bottle on the passenger seat, where it could become bleached by the sun and mistaken later by a fatigued driver for clear, refreshing water.

MikeWattVEVO - Piss-Bottle Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk

Great song, but this is the third time it's been posted.

ah, can't tell on zing - that's why I also posted what it was, so nobody else would have to :-/

System should auto-FP anyone who posts an embed or t.co link with no context tbh

Somewhere Mike Watt is wondering why he's suddenly getting so many plays on that track. No one tell him, plz

System should auto-FP anyone who posts an embed or t.co link with no context tbh

― sad, hombres (sic), Friday, October 21, 2016 8:45 AM (three hours ago)

OTM.

Oh man - I didn't see that someone else had posted it before me. Whoops.

I did that in boarding school. Not remembering the bathroom as particularly far from my room but whatevs

System should auto-FP anyone who posts an embed or t.co link with no context tbh

― sad, hombres (sic), Friday, October 21, 2016 8:45 AM (three hours ago)

OTM.

― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 11:22 (three hours ago) Permalink

^^

I wonder what the context of a song called "piss bottle man" could be in a thread about piss bottles

hilarious that video has been posted thrice

Uh, that's not the issue. The issue is that a) people often have images off and don't want to click through to see what the youtube is, but in not doing so risk repeating somebody else's idea/joke, and b) links break, videos get pulled down, so future thread readers will have no idea what people were responding to.

xp

"Context" in this, uh, context, is naming what you are posting in the body of your post.

I didn't realize that people often have images off tbh. I think the thread was collapsed so I didn't see it when I scrolled through.

Anyway, noted.

Any thoughts on jenkem.
Apparently it did have some reality in Zambia before becoming a rumour in the US elsewhere.
Just thinking in the light of people talking about collecting bottles etc

everyone does it. an auto fp might work but strikes the wrong tone imo. i'm a librarian/archivist so for me it's more about giving a clue for a disappeared link "seven years later".

um xpost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk

just came here to post this

Ha, I don't really think people should be auto-FPd for it. I just find it annoying. A third reason - if it's a list thread people will often CTRL + F to find if their suggestion has been said before, and youtubes with no description don't show up for that either.

I guess I don't mind it if it's a silly reaction video, but if it's a song or a genuine response to a topic it's better for everyone if there's a description.

Anyway, I appear to have been serious multiple times in a thread about pissing in bottles. Resume dirtbag discussions.

children pissing in bottles - c or d

Pissing in a bottle in front of a baby c/d

I wonder what the context of a song called "piss bottle man" could be in a thread about piss bottles

I didn't realize that people often have images off tbh

on Zing, any video embed is a tiny 1.1mm high icon of a film projector

that, if you click through to load it and find out what it is, will crash the thread when you go back to continue reading

and chew up a bunch of data if you're on the train or in the loo at work, rather than at home - just to read the title of the song or discover that it's an irrelevant non sequitur "lol epic fail"

emily and matt have votm points about list threads (these have been almost completely useless on ILX for years*) and link rot

*even on a browser, if you're sensibly using a Flashblock

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how big a bottle do you use? Anything smaller than 1L do you have fear that you'll overflow and unable to stop? It's harder to stop halfway through than to just hold it all in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0

somewhat related

http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle

http://i.imgur.com/iVdmfgo.jpg

"Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft..."

how big a bottle do you use? Anything smaller than 1L do you have fear that you'll overflow and unable to stop? It's harder to stop halfway through than to just hold it all in

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Sunday, October 23, 2016 8:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark

when I peed I rarely overflowed a growler

There's a long passage in "Corelli's Mandolin" where the portly village priest has to pee, but can't leave his sacristy due to some social embarrassment. His only recourse is some nearby bottles of communion wine. However, the bottles are full. So he feels decides to drink a bottle so as to have a place to put his urine. So far so good, but then he has a further problem, because he's just chugged a bottle of wine, and urgently needs to urinate again. So he needs to drink another bottle to make room for the pee. By the third bottle of wine he is hopelessly enmeshed in this vicious circle.

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impressive turnout

I once peed in a BAG on a long bus trip because I knew the bottle wasn't big enough which is far worse.

Why couldn't the priest just pour the wine out? Jeez.

ive witnessed a woman piss into a can (sawn off by penknife to a deathly serrated cylinder) in a violently rocking caravan in a storm and thought it quite the most risky venture id seen in some time iirc

ive pissed in a bottle. it was tough.

but not as tough as shitting into a rockpool.

why would you understand pissing in a bottle? urine doesn't harm the environment friends

i've watered plenty of bushes/forests

About twenty years ago a pal and I got trashed anticipating with dread the U2 Popmart concert. We cut it awfully close, boarding our friend's van without pissing first. Five minutes into the 25-minute drive, I thought my bladder would burst. In retrospect I should have asked him to pull over. Taking advantage of sitting by myself in the cab, I found a quarter full anti-freeze bottle, unscrewed the cap, and thrust in my cock.

My other friend, a young woman, saw my expression of ecstasy and numbness. "What's the matter with you? What's with your face?"

"I guess I'm nervous about the show."

Taking advantage of sitting
by myself in the cab
I found a quarter full
anti-freeze bottle
Unscrewed the cap
and thrust in my cock

And there's a heart that's breaking
Down this long distance line tonight

I ain't missing you at all