If you were regularly getting drug-tested via unobserved urine samples, getting some piss from like a 9-year-old boy might be smart. Just sayin.
― wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link
Sounds like someone's been watching too much Withnail & I.
― emil.y, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link
http://cdn3.volusion.com/6qo5y.ub6x4/v/vspfiles/photos/CCIB-2.jpg
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link
'Trucker bombs' litter highways in Utah
Last year, UDOT estimates it removed upwards of 30,000 of these "trucker bombs" from the side of state highways.
― new noise, Thursday, 20 October 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link
I have done this. In May of 2013, the Toronto Maple Leafs were in overtime against the Boston Bruins in the seventh game of a series during which several goals were scored while I left the room to get ice or whatever.
Ten minutes later I had the occasion to pour one out (into the toilet) for my team, chased by blue & white tears.
― “a tub of horses” (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link
Dude! I occassionally see piss bottles among the detritus lining streets/sidewalks and I'm (more uncosciously than consciously) like 'wtf'. Now I SEE xp
― a murder of tacos (rip van wanko), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link
http://i.bnet.com/blogs/epcor_edmonton_water_usage_flush_olympic_gold_game.jpg
wonder how much of this involved bottles
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link
it is cool to live in a golden era of sanitation. i read a bunch of books on medieval history this year and this point kept coming up. we have become wizards of disposal.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link
Have you read History of Shit by Laporte?
― emil.y, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link
golden era of showers
― a murder of tacos (rip van wanko), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link
In the English translation of the book by Nadia Benabid and Rodolphe el-Khoury in 1993, el-Khoury explains how for Laporte, "the history of shit becomes the history of subjectivity
Will read, thanks Emily!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link
It doesn't really seem practical for a woman. Maybe I'm wrong and the laydeez of ilx will regale me with bottle-pissing tales? Definitely understand why someone might have to, don't understand why anyone would do it in their bedroom if the toilet's just down the hall and unoccupied.― emil.y, Thursday, October 20, 2016 8:32 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― emil.y, Thursday, October 20, 2016 8:32 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
In times of need on long car trips, my wife will piss in a dunkin donuts cup or, if unavailable, cut the top off of an empty water bottle using a knife and piss in that. Using the former method, you can just put it in a cup holder until the next rest stop. The latter method, since the bottle cap has been cut off, necessitates emptying the contents out of the window (we do not litter the bottle). It's pretty disgusting, but I guess she's got a small bladder.
― how's life, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link
― emil.y, Thursday, October 20, 2016 3:51 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thanks for the recommendation! i went to Amazon and immediately bought it.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link
For the ladies...http://www.backpacker.com/skills/the-complete-guide-to-female-urination-devices/
I voted semi-reg, and noticed that no one has mentioned camping. When camping I used to get up at night, get semi-dressed, go to the toilet and then return to bed. One day I tried pissing in a bottle without leaving the tent, and my life was changed! I bring a laundry detergent bottle with the spout insert pulled out, which gives a wide mouth, large capacity (64 oz I think), and is sealable. I have never looked back.
― nickn, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link
or you could just put pants on and amble outside and piss on a tree
― *-* (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link
lifehacks
why put pants on, shoes are good though. personally i couldn't be in a tent with a container of my own piss unless it was sub-30 outside.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link
which would literally never happen to me because i only go camping once every other summer solstice.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link
DJ'ing alone while drinking took me there
― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link
Cold weather was the main reason, but the convenience is plenty reason now. The bottle seals so it's not like I have a urine potpourri in my tent.
― nickn, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link
Also a couple times while watching something on TV (live, with no DVR) I've accessed a handy jug.
― nickn, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link
imo it's time to practice doing this without looking so you can perfect your playstation vr sessions
― mh 😏, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link
have pissed into a nalgene d/t camping in real cold weather, into a bottle while in a car and w/o any easy way to just pull over the shoulder (traffic jam), and into a bottle while at an outdoor sporting event where walking to the toilet would've meant a ten minute round trip and missing the action (this was also on live tv)
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link
― nickn, Thursday, October 20, 2016 4:31 PM
ah, the Brian Eno maneuver
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link
get a jug
tape it to your peter
live free and/or die hard
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link
― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
but seriously i've peed in close to icy cold temperatures and i've never needed any bottle
uh yellow snow anyone?
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC)
Here comes the warm jet.
― nickn, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link
golden hours
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link
I think I did this once but can't recall the circumstances.. probably for the best. maybe it was a dream.
― brimstead, Thursday, 20 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
Step 1, cut a hole in a jug, Step 2, put your dick in that jug, Step 3, then you pee in that jug
http://allthingsd.com/files/2013/03/timberlake380.jpg
― wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link
i did this in a dorm room when i was desperately trying to finish a paper and for some reason had to piss like every 15 minutes. they all got emptied later in the day once the paper was done. frappuccino bottles have pretty wide mouths.
― circles, Friday, 21 October 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link
Think I've pissed in bottles but can't think when.Have certainly given samples in small containers.
Have seen how to make a woman's pee device out of a milk or other large, handled bottle. & known people who've used them.
Did that jenkems high thing involve collecting both liquid and solid human waste and waiting for it to mature. Or was that all just a hoax?
― Stevolende, Friday, 21 October 2016 06:10 (seven years ago) link
Don't confront me with my failuresI had not forgotten them
― flappy bird, Friday, 21 October 2016 06:54 (seven years ago) link
Mike Watt, in his seminal explainer about the efficacy of pissing in a bottle while touring to ensure you make the gig, insisted that cutting the lid off the bottle was essential. This would force you to tip the piss out of the window onto the highway immediately, instead of putting the lid back on and leaving the bottle on the passenger seat, where it could become bleached by the sun and mistaken later by a fatigued driver for clear, refreshing water.
― sad, hombres (sic), Friday, 21 October 2016 07:07 (seven years ago) link
MikeWattVEVO - Piss-Bottle Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk
― sad, hombres (sic), Friday, 21 October 2016 07:12 (seven years ago) link
Great song, but this is the third time it's been posted.
― nickn, Friday, 21 October 2016 07:24 (seven years ago) link
ah, can't tell on zing - that's why I also posted what it was, so nobody else would have to :-/
― sad, hombres (sic), Friday, 21 October 2016 07:44 (seven years ago) link
System should auto-FP anyone who posts an embed or t.co link with no context tbh
― sad, hombres (sic), Friday, 21 October 2016 07:45 (seven years ago) link
Somewhere Mike Watt is wondering why he's suddenly getting so many plays on that track. No one tell him, plz
― wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 October 2016 11:01 (seven years ago) link
― sad, hombres (sic), Friday, October 21, 2016 8:45 AM (three hours ago)
OTM.
― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 11:22 (seven years ago) link
Oh man - I didn't see that someone else had posted it before me. Whoops.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link
I did that in boarding school. Not remembering the bathroom as particularly far from my room but whatevs
― Iago Galdston, Friday, 21 October 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link
― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 11:22 (three hours ago) Permalink
^^
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 21 October 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link
I wonder what the context of a song called "piss bottle man" could be in a thread about piss bottles
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link
hilarious that video has been posted thrice
― a murder of tacos (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link
Uh, that's not the issue. The issue is that a) people often have images off and don't want to click through to see what the youtube is, but in not doing so risk repeating somebody else's idea/joke, and b) links break, videos get pulled down, so future thread readers will have no idea what people were responding to.
xp
― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link
"Context" in this, uh, context, is naming what you are posting in the body of your post.
― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link
I didn't realize that people often have images off tbh. I think the thread was collapsed so I didn't see it when I scrolled through.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link
Anyway, noted.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link
Jim rivershitting is the high point of this thread imo
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 28 April 2017 02:46 (six years ago) link
When you spend a lot of time outdoors away from buildings and roads, you inescapably will piss in nature when you need to piss. But then, all of nature pisses in nature. It's normal. Piss bottles are a whole 'nother thing entirely.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 28 April 2017 03:04 (six years ago) link
better late than never
http://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-warehouse-workers-have-to-pee-into-bottles-2018-4
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 26 April 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link