The Real Housewives on BRAVO

E, its my gift.

i caught like, the second half of the NYC series, that kelly woman is the devil. also, started watching NJ last night; glad they've gone with some Mafia families. I hope someone gets whacked by the end of the series.

i seriously cannot wait

um, luann looked fucking amazing at the reunion

also teresa's hair on NJ is really something

those curls

New Jersey series is seriously great television. Gawker summaries are hilarious.

kinda love that dina

um

i am now watching Ramona singer's jewelry show on HSN

Ramona sells jewelry now.

this ring is actually really fucking pretty

"beverly merrill," you guys

when they make the movie of RHONJ, i hope they cast mickey rourke as danielle.

why are you so right

"PROSTITUTE! WHORE!"

I'm sorry, it was actually "PROSTITUTION WHORE!"

prostitution whore needs to be someone's username. not mine.

hahaha

HOLY SHIT HOW ON EARTH DID I MISS THIS

i can barely belive that I watched this myself

did this season end early because of all of this? there were like, six episodes and it was done.

danielle could not have recieved a better reaction if it had been a handful of human feces instead of the book that she placed on the table

i like the new jersey housewives for several reasons:

1) Danielle is obviously the fucking awesomest and most interesting person to ever be on one of these shows.

2) They all embody Jersey.

3) Everyone on the show except for Danielle pretty much scorns anyone who tries too hard at anything, which I find hysterical until I realize that these bitches are richer than I will ever be.

true lols at danielle engaging in shit-stirring borderline behavior and going "ok, wow" and acting shocked when she gets the exact reaction she wanted

i love her.

i kinda wish these women had sharper claws, to be honest, they were barely able to put together a memorable insult

table-flipping was totally worth the price of admission tho

interesting that it was theresa -- the one who couldn't shut up at dinner about her sex life with her gross husband -- that called danielle a whore. ah, roman catholics.

recap is up: http://defamer.gawker.com/5293994/

NJ.com has the rundowns: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/real-housewives-new-jersey/

kinda funny how Danielle acted like she was in the wrong place at the wrong time...Smokinggun.com pretty much verifies that the claims alleged against her were true, and that she even participated in kidnapping. supposedly she approached the producers about the book at the onset of the show. stupid bitch.

give it up for Atlanta, season 2 premieres tonight

NENE!!

uh, btw did anyone see sheree's pictures from the premiere party? scary

http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/files/2009/07/090425.jpg
leftmost

is that sandra lee in the middle?

:)

nene is really amazing. what was the name of her foundation again? "Twisted Hearts: Battered but not Broken"

...

this season is really quite good

"Don't be Tardy for the Party"

omg for REAL

my bf watched that episode last night and "tardy for the party" has been in my head all day

please kill me

lol it does that to ya.

but really, it blows my mind how these ladies can hire a clothing designer or record producer to do all the actual skilled work under their "creative direction" and then have their friends praise them for how "talented" they are. waht.

richard lawson's gawker recaps of the new season are so great, i don't even watch the actual show anymore

http://www.supload.com/listen?s=EWepxg

i just found out that NeNe Leeks is going to be performing in a play where i work . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

i been like sellin tickets for this thing, had no idea what it was until i saw her on the wendy williams show

are yall watching this? is there a thread i'm not finding for real housewives nyc? this shit is completely out to lunch

shit has been pretty bonkers this season. god i hate jill

kelly is cuckoo for cocoa puffs

ramona's a hot lady, but her eye lifts are seriously ridiculous

Is this one of those "witch house" songs?

http://tinyurl.com/295ps6r

best series on modern television

i made that exact same pronouncement at my house just two nights ago.

in between series, the world is just a bit darker, hope further out of reach.

a perfect graveyard of buried hopes, as anne of green gables said.

this show is a great argument both for and against plastic surgery

wait wha'happen

Beverly Hills husband hangs himself: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20518661,00.html

holy shit

a week before the new series airs though I'm sure it was not related. it sounded, from the first season, like he was having some serious financial difficulties.

although I'm sure that on some level, pinning your family's future financial stability on how bitchy your wife can seem on a tv show might be kind of ego-bruising

i think that might be depressing a little bit

just a little

but you know, he was like one of the few non-douchey husbands on any of these series, and gets props for seeming like he could barely stand to be around anyone.

the main thing I took away from that first season was that he kind of hated and despised his wife, and from reading that article it seems like they had separated, so it probably is related to events that played out on the show

Kelsey is probably even happier he got the fuck out of this show's orbit now

Kelsey was only on there to distract that wife of his from the affair he was having

if only it had been kelsey who had hung himself

Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

y'all

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/09/14/missing.dc.housewife/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

I can't even

I'm staying positive, hoping to discover she was not kidnapped and merely torn apart by wolves.

I recently read that she signed up to be on Celebrity Rehab but was kicked out of the cast for not actually having a substance addiction

This woman is seriously demented and is probably hiding in her garage a la the boy in the weather balloon

http://gawker.com/5840416/

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahahahaha

guess we can stop believing

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahahahaha

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Atlanta premiered last night and I don't think I've ever seen so many terrible wigs in one show

The Sydney version of this show is UNREAL

I have been introduced to Vanderpump Rules spinoff Summer House and every one of these people is a special snowflake of a monster.