start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

Guys you can wash or use hand sanitizer on rubber gloves. Just saying.

I just burn down the toilet and move house. Saves on bleach, soap, gloves, etc

you didn't happen to take a restroom cleaning job in north carolina, did you?

adobe acrobat launches with zoom defaulted to 125%

why

because adobe are diiiiiiiiicks

disabling adobe updates is so choice

people who try to nail down your support to help them do something (ie moving) without giving you a date, then when they finally get around to confirming the date at the last minute, get upset that it isn't convenient for you.

like are you supposed to give someone a blank check for an entire month?

i always love when it's me moving tho cos I've thrown so much shit away over the years that the big stuff takes an hour and I usually just start the new tenancy the same month my lease is up so I can take the month to move less big stuff gradually instead of having to do it all in a day.

^^^ lifehack right there. That's what I did the last time I moved and it was almost relaxing compared to the nightmares I put myself through as a young person.

Yea it's more expensive but soooo much less stress.

ppl on twitter who can't:
A) manage the tweet chain mechanism (you don't have to @ yrself, just reply to yrself)
B) manage the dot (it's just a on-character substitute for text b4 the @)
C) prefer incomprehensible shortforms of words to editing down the tweet intelligibly

on-character s/b one-character X[

A) manage the tweet chain mechanism (you don't have to @ yrself, just reply to yrself)

Yes I don't link my tweets. Like I started doing this but then sometimes right in the middle of a twitter 'essay' I am going through it fails to link properly. Think I am going too fast for twitter. So my method is to do a tweet followed by 1/, 2/ etc.

There is a person I follow on twitter who is pretty obsessed with this - its very funny, eg "I see John McDonnell doesn't link his tweets"

How can you reply to yourself without @-ing yourself?

ok when you reply to yr self it inserts the @-yrself -- but if you then delete it the tweets are still linked and you have have 10 whole characters to play with (i have 11)

I will try next time #yourWorkIsDone

Why would you want text before the @? I mean as a goal in itself, such that you'd use a dot instead?

So it appears to everyone who follow you not just ppl who follow both u and the person you're @ing

the best thing to do when on Twitter is to click "deactivate account" and then go back to whatever you were doing prior

and to try to get rappers to respond to you

while we're in the territory of what are basically pedantic sub-editor beefs:

1: ppl who use superscript for ordinals (mainly dates), but…
2: … don't RESIZE the superscript, so that it actively messes with the layout of the lines

My migraine headaches. A certain amount of anger is rational, of course, but sometimes I really just want to start drilling into my skull.

TAKE THAT, BRAIN.

Yeah, the trepanning fantasies can be weird. Or thinking if you could just find a way to squeeze your skull very hard. I sometimes think about washing my brain, with a kind of squeegee, as though it were covered in pain-goo.

Ha, when I have a bad headache I fantasize about pouring aspirin directly on my brain (as if that would help)

Plenty of cases of people with really bad toothaches shooting themselves in the teeth, etc. Extreme head pain can make you do some weird things.

Or thinking if you could just find a way to squeeze your skull very hard.

Oh god, yes. The vise in the garage looks really tempting sometimes.

Oddly I've been able to kind of beat headaches back (temporarily) by aggressively thinking about the headache as a physical thing I'm mentally crushing back into its hole. Probably purely psychosomatic but that hour or two can really help.

"Trepanning Fantasies" sounds like it should have been an obscure Cure record.

Had my gas meter changed in January and 3 readings later, this last one done by one of their employees, they still flag it up as an error every time. I even sent them photos.

(Have read or seen on TV something where they tortured somebody by putting their head on a vice. Was quite extreme)

This has probably become mainstream usage by now but: people who overcorrect to "you (or he) and I" when they should say "you and me".

These Stars lyrics always killed me:

In a cage where only one thing could be free
And it's not you and I

C'mon, it would even rhyme better!

Yes! This one bugs me a lot and there are lots of songs that get this wrong.

Memes like these make me want to punch a wall:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/bc/90/84/bc9084c64eb5f6055e461e1285bc9426.jpg
http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/im-glad-i-learned-about-parallelograms-instead-of-how-to-do-taxes-its-really-come-in-handy-this-parallelogram-season-06cac.png

Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm being rational in thinking these are idiotic, if maybe not in the depth of my rage.

i) If you weren't so precious and took non-university stream math and home ec/family studies classes, you would have probably been taught these things anyway.
ii) They don't teach them in academic-stream courses because the math and literacy skills involved with these tasks are relatively basic and they hope that you are intelligent enough to apply the concepts you learn to everyday situations.
iii) The tax code keeps changing so it's actually more practical to learn broader concepts that you can apply to different contexts.
iv) Taxes are boring as all fuck for me as an adult, let alone for children and teenagers. I find it more interesting to learn about parallelograms and right-angled triangles and doubt I'm alone.

yeah lol @ complaining about learning the pythagorean theorem, the basis of tons of other things. sorry you had to learn that.

Also contemporary tax software does all the math for you, and much of it is free. The skills involved in doing your taxes are more to do with reading than math.

You need to be able to read the instructions that tell you what numbers to put in which boxes; the program does the math.

"how to do taxes" = "how to cheat on taxes" i'm guessing

yeah doing taxes for me in my 4 years of having to do them - you don't do taxes in britain unless you're self-employed or whatever - has been entering some figures into some boxes and then hitting submit, and then receiving a cheque.

Yeah, the hardest thing is keeping track of receipts.

Ah, hey dude, thanks for shopping in the store I work in, but if you want to preview albums there's a turntable for that. You don't need to crank your phone to blast and listen to the entire thing on Spotify and, more importantly, I'm playing music in the store and don't really need to hear you blasting 80s 12" mixes right next to me. Headphones or GTFO.

a "friend" of mine would continually insinuate I'm "anti-social", because I either had the audacity to make plans that didn't include her, or having a conversation with someone else. ie, I went to her birthday gathering and she made many subtle digs at me like "oh, we finally got you out tonight" and "you're finally not being antisocial", simply cos I'd rejected prior invites as I had plans with OTHER PEOPLE. last week, I was at a party, catching up with a good friend of mine I hadn't seen in months, and I came back inside to get snacks and she yells "come on over here, SOCIALIZE!" (which...I was just doing, with someone else).

this being someone I've known a whopping two months and largely stopped talking to because she is irritating and dominates convo about banalities about herself.

xpost why do people ever feel the need to play their own music in public, least of all in a store where the owners/employees are already playing music? did you get in his face and start slapping him and saying "SAY YOU LOVE SATAN!"?

lol I have a couple friends who think I have an active, exciting social life because I've been busy a couple times they've invited me over, but a couple of those times I had a cold or was feeling antisocial.

sad this person you met just can't figure out that you're just not that into her

yeah, and sometimes I do have those moments where I don't feel like being out and about, but usually it was more "I have tickets to see Guns 'n Roses, and you want to go to some shitty bar".

1) (And maybe I've mentioned this before), 98% of laundry instructions say either "tumble dry low" or "lay flat to dry" or "line dry only." The other 2% that says "tumble dry medium"? Fuck you!

2) People who mindlessly forward videos of purported animal cruelty on Facebook, churning your stomach and making you upset ... until you look for more details and realize that vital information has been left out. Like, the other week there was a video pushed my way that showed animals let out of a barn, frolicking in the grass, and the tag was that they had supposedly been cooped up for months and months with no air and grass and sky and this was their first taste of freedom, when in fact it was old footage of happy, healthy cows that had been housed and cared for inside for the winter, for their safety, and this was just their annual seasonal release back into the pasture to graze. Then this morning I get one (and it's a sad video) of a cow in full view of its dead calf, the mother suspended in a strange harness and then dragged across the ground by a tractor. Horrible, right? And it is. Except apparently those cow harnesses are used when a cow collapses and refuses to or can't stand. This cow had just given birth - no idea how or why the calf was dead - and its back legs gave out, so it had to be moved or it would have either died or been put down. Yeah it looked bad, but how else are you going to move a 1000 pound immobile cow? There's no context provided at all, no news of the cow's fate or why what was done was done, just the shocking video of this cow being dragged. And yeah, maybe it was abuse, but maybe (or likely) it wasn't, so don't shove it in my face and accept what you see is the whole story. It would be like not knowing anything about humans or medicine then forwarding video of a sleeping pregnant woman whose screaming baby was being surgically cut out of her stomach. Shocking!!!

I still refuse to believe Koko gave a shit about Robin Williams dying.

dunno where else to vent this, but as tech makes people so connected and info so readily available, I now find myself having to do little troubleshoots ALL THE TIME, e.g. this morning I had bluetooth problems, just now I ahd to figure out why my phone wasn't notifying me of new texts, it just something all the time

Bugs me, too, it's as if updates are being pushed before problems are solved, so that nothing is solved, just constantly "updated."