can we talk about Atlanta for a second? omg wtf was her name, the blond
― Surmounter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
lololol the one who thought she could sing, lololol
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
but seriously I'm still back on Bethany vs Leatherface
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/files/2009/03/atl5.jpg
― Surmounter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link
honestly! i always tell my boyfriend kelley's skin looks like badly tanned leather!
― Surmounter, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
I just clicked on the link and am thoroughly disgusted that someone took the time to type out all of that hard-hitting analysis.
― homage is parody gone sour (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
i still like the OC wifeys best but i watch NYC. simon is kind of classic.
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
all these OC bitches are garbage human beings
NYC is a mixed bag...Jill and Brittany seem like real ppl overall. Alex and Simon are lolful
― 4,000 hoes in blackburn, lancashire (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
sunny, you are very good at tv.
― estela, Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
also i gotta rep for ramona, i love her crazy eyes calhoun stare
― 4,000 hoes in blackburn, lancashire (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
E, its my gift.
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link
i caught like, the second half of the NYC series, that kelly woman is the devil. also, started watching NJ last night; glad they've gone with some Mafia families. I hope someone gets whacked by the end of the series.
― akm, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i seriously cannot wait
― Surmounter, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
um, luann looked fucking amazing at the reunion
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
also teresa's hair on NJ is really something
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
those curls
New Jersey series is seriously great television. Gawker summaries are hilarious.
― Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 4 June 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda love that dina
― Surmounter, Thursday, 4 June 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link
um
― Surmounter, Thursday, 4 June 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link
i am now watching Ramona singer's jewelry show on HSN
Ramona sells jewelry now.
this ring is actually really fucking pretty
"beverly merrill," you guys
― Emotivism, aka the yay/boo theory (get bent), Thursday, 4 June 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
when they make the movie of RHONJ, i hope they cast mickey rourke as danielle.
― Garbanzo (get bent), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 08:38 (fourteen years ago) link
why are you so right
― surm, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link
"PROSTITUTE! WHORE!"
― akm, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm sorry, it was actually "PROSTITUTION WHORE!"
― akm, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
prostitution whore needs to be someone's username. not mine.
― Garbanzo (get bent), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
― surm, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
HOLY SHIT HOW ON EARTH DID I MISS THIS
― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
i can barely belive that I watched this myself
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
did this season end early because of all of this? there were like, six episodes and it was done.
― akm, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
danielle could not have recieved a better reaction if it had been a handful of human feces instead of the book that she placed on the table
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i like the new jersey housewives for several reasons:
1) Danielle is obviously the fucking awesomest and most interesting person to ever be on one of these shows.
2) They all embody Jersey.
3) Everyone on the show except for Danielle pretty much scorns anyone who tries too hard at anything, which I find hysterical until I realize that these bitches are richer than I will ever be.
― the table is the table, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
true lols at danielle engaging in shit-stirring borderline behavior and going "ok, wow" and acting shocked when she gets the exact reaction she wanted
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
i love her.
― the table is the table, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i kinda wish these women had sharper claws, to be honest, they were barely able to put together a memorable insult
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
table-flipping was totally worth the price of admission tho
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
interesting that it was theresa -- the one who couldn't shut up at dinner about her sex life with her gross husband -- that called danielle a whore. ah, roman catholics.
― Garbanzo (get bent), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
recap is up: http://defamer.gawker.com/5293994/
― Garbanzo (get bent), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
NJ.com has the rundowns: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/real-housewives-new-jersey/
― Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda funny how Danielle acted like she was in the wrong place at the wrong time...Smokinggun.com pretty much verifies that the claims alleged against her were true, and that she even participated in kidnapping. supposedly she approached the producers about the book at the onset of the show. stupid bitch.
― Elvin Wayburn Phillips, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
give it up for Atlanta, season 2 premieres tonight
― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 30 July 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
NENE!!
uh, btw did anyone see sheree's pictures from the premiere party? scary
― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 30 July 2009 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link
http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/files/2009/07/090425.jpgleftmost
― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 30 July 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
is that sandra lee in the middle?
― hat for slashes (get bent), Thursday, 30 July 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
:)
nene is really amazing. what was the name of her foundation again? "Twisted Hearts: Battered but not Broken"
...
― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link
this season is really quite good
― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Friday, 28 August 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
"Don't be Tardy for the Party"
― carne asada, Friday, 18 September 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
omg for REAL
― surm, Saturday, 19 September 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
my bf watched that episode last night and "tardy for the party" has been in my head all day
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 October 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
All I know is that Luann must be doing backflips about Kelly joining the cast as it totally deflects attention from her own idiocy. So far my favorite quote of the reunion specials was after Kelly described her horrifying tequila + beer drink and Luann said, "What, is that a Mexican version of a margarita?"
― HI DERE, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link
haha i know. she might have meant...martini? ridiculous any way you slice it
kelly is so unbelievable
― (roxymuzak) ((((d-.-b)))) (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
didn't luann write a book about modern manners or something? i remember part of an episode where she was schooling her daughter in the modern WAYS TO BE.
― an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Friday, 18 June 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link
yes
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 18 June 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link
ramona seems like probably the coolest one to hang out w/ irl
― m@tt h (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 June 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
didn't luann write a book about modern manners or something?
basically the way they "wrote" her "song" was flip open to a random page in the book and her "producer" pointed at the line "Money can't buy you class, elegance is learned" (mah friend)
― dmr, Saturday, 19 June 2010 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link
wkiw Sonja from NY she's a total bro
― Aerosol, Thursday, 24 June 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
ramona and her husband are kind of stupid tho, like lacking in brain cells
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 25 June 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link
ws Sonja too tbh
― Aerosol, Friday, 25 June 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/wp-content//ramona-runway-gif.gif
― Aerosol, Friday, 25 June 2010 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link
ramona's a hot lady, but her eye lifts are seriously ridiculous
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Friday, 25 June 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Is this one of those "witch house" songs?
http://tinyurl.com/295ps6r
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link
best series on modern television
― akm, Friday, 22 July 2011 02:37 (twelve years ago) link
i made that exact same pronouncement at my house just two nights ago.
― estela, Friday, 22 July 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
in between series, the world is just a bit darker, hope further out of reach.
― akm, Friday, 22 July 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
a perfect graveyard of buried hopes, as anne of green gables said.
― estela, Friday, 22 July 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link
this show is a great argument both for and against plastic surgery
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
wait wha'happen
― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
Beverly Hills husband hangs himself: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20518661,00.html
― akm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
holy shit
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
a week before the new series airs though I'm sure it was not related. it sounded, from the first season, like he was having some serious financial difficulties.
― akm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
although I'm sure that on some level, pinning your family's future financial stability on how bitchy your wife can seem on a tv show might be kind of ego-bruising
― akm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
i think that might be depressing a little bit
just a little
― surm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
but you know, he was like one of the few non-douchey husbands on any of these series, and gets props for seeming like he could barely stand to be around anyone.
― akm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
the main thing I took away from that first season was that he kind of hated and despised his wife, and from reading that article it seems like they had separated, so it probably is related to events that played out on the show
Kelsey is probably even happier he got the fuck out of this show's orbit now
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
Kelsey was only on there to distract that wife of his from the affair he was having
― Aerosol, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
if only it had been kelsey who had hung himself
― akm, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets
― Aerosol, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
y'all
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/09/14/missing.dc.housewife/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
I can't even
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
I'm staying positive, hoping to discover she was not kidnapped and merely torn apart by wolves.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
I recently read that she signed up to be on Celebrity Rehab but was kicked out of the cast for not actually having a substance addiction
This woman is seriously demented and is probably hiding in her garage a la the boy in the weather balloon
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5840416/
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:13 (twelve years ago) link
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahahahaha
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
guess we can stop believing
― Gukbe, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
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― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
Atlanta premiered last night and I don't think I've ever seen so many terrible wigs in one show
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 6 November 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
The Sydney version of this show is UNREAL
― boxedjoy, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 11:18 (four years ago) link
I have been introduced to Vanderpump Rules spinoff Summer House and every one of these people is a special snowflake of a monster.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 November 2019 04:28 (four years ago) link