The nation may survive, but the wound to hope and order will never fully heal - US elections 2016: the october surprises

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Do *not* fuck with Mormons (i.e. don't be a profane, adulterous prick) if you need Idaho and Utah. The rationale for McMullin's candidacy should be crystal clear by now, I hope.

Those twitpics don't surprise me one bit.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

my catholic friends are apparently feeling mcmullin fever now too

j., Sunday, 16 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link

always fuck with mormons

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 16 October 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

Yuck/LOL: http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/10/hillary-clintons-locker-room-talk.html

schwantz, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link

Ned, good looking out.

Told ya.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

Well, fortunately for Trump I guess, McMullin is only on the ballot in two of the states where Mormons make up over 5% of the population: Utah, 68.10% and Idaho, 26.41%.

(of the remainder, he is eligible as a write-in in Arizona, 6.14%; Nevadan, Wyomingite and Hawaiian LDS members will have to figure out another option, perhaps even one that favors LGBTQ rights).

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

No he's on the ballot in a number of states, not just those two. He is aiming at write-ins in a lot of others, true.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

Full breakdown here:

https://www.evanmcmullin.com/vote

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:31 (seven years ago) link

On ballot in 11 total, write-ins in most of the remaining, 7 states unsure.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

(Ah wait I get your point, re Mormons in particular. Anyway.)

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

What a year.

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

The drug test comment...that's the first thing he's said in a while that actually surprised me by being more ott than his usual petulalant outbursts. This is a legitimately crazy person.

I overheard CNN at the airport today and it sounds like he's resorted to full-on screaming at his rallies now. The tantrums are fucking scary when an adult-sized baby is denied something for the first time in 70 years.

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

I could see McMullin rising to the top of the GOP in 4 years if he does well enough in this election (which basically means, winning Utah). I don't agree with like, half his views on things but at least he's someone who doesn't fill me with disgust.

akm, Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

Also, tangential but I can't get this sketch out of my mind lately. I don't know if it was intentional (although I doubt it was because he didn't act like such a bizarre, brain-damaged cartoon twenty years ago), but the body language reminds me so much of Trump, particularly after watching Donnie hold his mic like a doofus on Sunday every time he prepared to interrupt Clinton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AhgyXtZQgU

People Have No Idea The Support (Old Lunch), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:08 (seven years ago) link

Donald Trump just dumped Ohio GOP chief Matt Borges
(No Republican has ever won the White House without winning Ohio)

publicity hungry, opportunistic, disgruntled former employee (Sanpaku), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:14 (seven years ago) link

2. Trump listened to Borges.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

*switches from building wall to building library of babel*

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

It's like the last days of a regime over there.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:31 (seven years ago) link

Was it covered that Nate Silver is officially done, and is straight trolling now?
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/election-update-watch-new-hampshire-for-signs-of-a-trump-comeback/

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

Well, he does have to keep himself *somehow* entertained in these last few weeks

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Sunday, 16 October 2016 04:21 (seven years ago) link

where by "comeback" nate obviously means "loses by a somewhat less spectacular margin, but loses overwhelmingly anyway"

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 16 October 2016 04:23 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ArifCRafiq/status/787425879492296704

this whole event is really something

mh 😏, Sunday, 16 October 2016 05:15 (seven years ago) link

xpost Silver makes it clear this is mostly just idle horserace speculation, and most of the discussion is about why the level of uncertainty is significant when considering polling numbers. Maybe not quite a direct body-blow aimed at Clinton's campaign, on Silver's part.

viborg, Sunday, 16 October 2016 06:09 (seven years ago) link

Now going after "rigged" Saturday Night Live

frogbs, Sunday, 16 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link

Time to retire the boring and unfunny show.

First sensible thing he's said in a long time

jmm, Sunday, 16 October 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

Omg thx for this

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 16 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

re:

https://twitter.com/ArifCRafiq/status/787425879492296704

this whole event is really something

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 16 October 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link

The Republican Hindu Trump coalition might be the only good thing to have come out of this.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:01 (seven years ago) link

It might be funny to us but violent hindu nationalists are an actual dangerous thing in India. It's sad to see two groups of xenophobes reinforcing each other.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

^ this

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

(I'm very aware of that btw.)

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:09 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, but the dance number to Born in the USA

mh 😏, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

OTM. I was just happy to see a synthesis of Trump's ideology with Bollywood aesthetics, my two favourite things in the world. I don't know what the appropriate response would be. Weeping over the Republican Hindu Coalition's Michael Jackson impersonator?

Spiritual Hat Minimalism (Sund4r), Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

NBC's Hallie Jackson: Donald Trump will no longer try to persuade undecided voters; he will instead depress turnout of Clinton voters.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link

Hasnt that always been his "strategy"

Οὖτις, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

Example #245 of his stupidity. This statement is exactly the motivation that blacks and Hispanics need to stand in line -- for hours if necessary.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:30 (seven years ago) link

lol how does he plan to do that exactly - oh right, stepping right up to the line of inciting violence at urban polling places, I guess

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link

If you can't laugh at well choreographed fights between MJ impersonators, Jedi terrorists and SEALS that culminate in a dance routine set to disco Springsteen in service of Trump you literally can't laugh at anything. The world is shitty whether or not you find it funny.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

True enough

Οὖτις, Sunday, 16 October 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/787657982486142976

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

Telling, this mindset. (Also, I'd love to see exactly what this guy's wife does eventually do votingwise.)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/republican-party-breakup-trump_us_58025048e4b0162c043c558c

It’s a dynamic perfectly personified by one top Republican fundraiser who is backing the nominee. Watching an interview Trump gave with Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly this past week, this fundraiser said he was practically dumbfounded.

“O’Reilly interviewed him and threw him 15 softballs that he should have hit out of the park and what does he do? He sits there and stares and denounces Ryan and McCain. I was watching with interest and my wife turned to me and said: ‘I don’t know if I could vote for him.’ I said, ‘You’re voting for him!’ But it went through my mind: What if Putin insults him? Does he drop a bomb on Moscow or something? I’m not sure he is stable.”

“I’m voting against her because I can’t stand the woman,” he explained, when asked how he could possibly vote for someone he thought might not be stable. “But I think he is a jackass and I don’t think he’s mentally balanced.”

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

i hope she votes for divorce, personally

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

i think there's a real chance that donald trump, a mentally unbalanced jackass, could preemptively start a war with a nuclear power BUT i really dislike hillary clinton. so obviously i'm voting trump.

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link

i don't want to sound hyperbolic but if every person who votes for donald trump were to simply vanish off the face of the earth in some twilight zone rapture scenario we'd all be a lot better off

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

that would be a 'fix' I could live with

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

That is infuriating. Vote on whatever dumbass basis you want, but don't command your wife to do the same.

jmm, Sunday, 16 October 2016 16:54 (seven years ago) link

households voting for Trump v much giving too much weight to the "obey" portion of vows

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

Lol Shakey did you just Indian-splain the implications of Hindu nationalism to a Canadian of Indian descent?

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

No, he was aiming at JiC

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

Oh I see. I didn't see that JiC post. Bitchiness retracted; sorry Shakey.

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 October 2016 17:35 (seven years ago) link


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