The nation may survive, but the wound to hope and order will never fully heal - US elections 2016: the october surprises

pretty sure DJP's screen name involved running for president back in '08 or '04

in astonishing turn of events DJP wins Utah

what would his slogan be

simple: HI DERE!

Nabin also published this relevant e-book this summer:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91IdfiBteiL._SL480_.jpg

it was '08

how come Donald doesn't have nickname for Paul Ryan? can't re-use "Lyin'", I guess... I hope he has nicknames for his flunkies too, Ragin' Rudy, Nasty Newt, Fatso...

Nutty Newtie

ryan? idk, Kurt Ferdinand Friedrich Hermann von Schleicher has a nice ring to it but it might be a little long.

Pumpin' Paul?

this is weird as hell

i saw chatter this morning that trump had be interviewed by a serbian magazine (?) and had apologized for clinton's intervention (???)

now his campaign is saying the interview was fabricated

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-serbia-bombing-apology-229742

The magazine Nedeljnik released excerpts from what says it is an interview with Trump conducted via advisor Suzanne Ryder Jaworowski, a Trump senior advisor and his campaign manager for the state of Indiana

The magazine quotes Trump saying: “The bombing of Serbs, who had been our allies in both world wars, was a big mistake. Serbs are very good people. Unfortunately, the Clinton administration brought a lot of harm to them, to all the Balkans, where they created chaos."

Jaworowski says the interview never happened. “There was no Trump interview on Serbia,” she said. “I don’t know where that came from. I never facilitated any kind of interview with a Serbian reporter.”

...odd. Eastern European fake printed clickbait?

how about Paul the Pussy

http://www.nedeljnik.rs/nedeljnik/portalnews/donald-tramp-ekskluzivno-za-nedeljnik-izvinjavam-se-srbiji-1/

Ryan, earlier today:

Ryan did not refer to Donald Trump by name during the speech, but bemoaned the lack of focus on issues Republicans want to talk about. He says, "Guess what? We are actually running on ideas in this election."

the DJP/DJT confusion is making me very, very angry

to be fair, his basic political platform is very similar to a policy you one hinted at sharing

Do you stick your penis up your ass when you twist it around and see how far up your back it reaches?

seems like a pretty elaborate hoax for Nedeljnik to put up -- they're touting the interview on the cover!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuqlPsiVIAAKCmC.jpg:small

this tweet was still up this morning; deleted sometime since

Vid of Michelle Obama from today:

http://www.npr.org/2016/10/13/497817419/michelle-obama-trump-comments-have-shaken-me-to-my-core1

Choppy vid quality, but I would hazard that the Cspan servers are getting _hammered_

https://mobile.twitter.com/EugeneMirman/status/786627736399966210

Eugene Mirman‏ @EugeneMirman

"Sorry, I can't release this evidence until my Pussy-Audit is complete."

The Associated Press‏ @AP
BREAKING: Trump says he has evidence to disprove allegations of sexual assault, will release it at `appropriate time'

Oct 13, 2016, 11:00 AM

I have evidence Trump is a dick hole.

shh! he'll sue you!

“The Clinton machine is at the center of this power structure,” Trump continued. “We have seen this in the WikiLeaks documents in which Hillary Clinton meets in secret with international banks to plot the destruction of U.S. sovereignty in order to enrich these global financial powers, her special interest friends, and her donors."

The crowd chanted “Lock her up!” in response. Trump said "she should be locked up.”

Trump called the media reporting on his personal life “horrible people.”

“The most powerful weapon deployed by the Clintons is the corporate media: the press. Let's be clear on one thing, the corporate media in our country is no longer involved in journalism. They're a political special interest, no different than any lobbyist or any other financial entity with a total political agenda and the agenda is not for you, it’s for themselves,” Trump said.

“Their agenda is to elect crooked Hillary Clinton at any costs, at any price, no matter how many lives they destroy,” he continued. “For them, it's a war. And for them, nothing at all is out of bounds. This is a struggle for the survival of our nation. Believe me. And this will be our last chance to save it.”

yikes

secret meetings with international banks to plot destruction of US sovereignty

ctrl+f "lizard people"

Uh oh

he's playing the revolution card

“Ladies out there, this is what guys talk about when you’re not around. So if you're offended by it, grow up. Okay?” actor Scott Baio said on Fox News.

Baio added: “And by the way, this is what you guys talk about over white wine when you have your brunches. So take it easy with your phony outrage.”

I missed this part earlier so I just wanna say.... what kind of monster drinks white wine with brunch

how about Paul the Pussy

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 13, 2016 3:15 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems reasonable

Charles in Charge
of our discourse
and our privates

“Their agenda is to elect crooked Hillary Clinton at any costs, at any price, no matter how many lives they destroy,”

Oh, how ironic would it be if, at election's end, Trump is the one who gets locked up.

he'll never go to jail

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/4c/83/d5/4c83d5fa9ef35bc63fa26d7fe65209a7.jpg

I didn't say jail ...

http://jonathanronson.tumblr.com/post/151407037477/the-elephant-in-the-rooma-journey-into-the-trump

Jon Ronson published a shorter follow-up book to his bit on Alex Jones, 15 years after the printing of _Them_

It's crazy to me that there are 1000s of hours of Trump being an asshole on his TV show that may go unreleased.

@ABCLiz
For those interested: Clinton said gifs with a hard "G"

i cannot defend these comments; vote your own conscience

lol is this real?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CurRagjWEAA47j6.jpg

no

i think that got snopes-ed as fake a while back

Nope - http://www.snopes.com/1998-trump-people-quote/

Ragin' Rudy admits he made an oopsie!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/giuliani-admits-wrong-clinton-9-11-071733679--election.html

per CNN reporter dan merica:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CurQC1DWYAEe_bK.jpg:small

that's been running around fb for over a year as fodder for gullible liberals (the trump 'quote')

what a beta xp

HRC: good for people, and cats

it's at least in part a complete sop to a voting bloc she already has on lockdown, but fuck it, i loled

http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-complains-entire-personality-rigged-against--54174

@ABCLiz
For those interested: Clinton said gifs with a hard "G"
i cannot defend these comments; vote your own conscience

― mookieproof, Thursday, October 13, 2016 3:55 PM (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've never been more with her