"Use other words please."

http://i36.tinypic.com/117te80.jpg

stop posting this image or similar images following a post re: a large number please, thanks.

unless it's OVER NINE THOUSAND

stop being like OMGWTF when bands have 10-minute-long songs. doing this is lame even when it's indie rock bands (television and can had 10-minute songs) but it's even worse when critics act astounded that mastodon have 10-minute songs. duh they're a prog-influenced metal band.

otm

"classically trained"

"wash, rinse, repeat"

OH I GET IT, IT'S LIKE THE INSTRUCTIONS ON SHAMPOO HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!

repeat? does anyone ever do that?

They did way back when people only washed their hair once a week.

"balearic"

I think I only wash my hair once a week. Or maybe 1.5 times. Ew.

"Asperger's"

In what context? I have to use it for work.

"stan" gets really overused around here

"classically trained"

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, August 11, 2009 9:35 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

In what context? I have to use it for work.

In the context of "let's talk about this socially-awkward person, I bet they totally have Aperger's"

haha, do people still say "classically trained"? I remember when that used to be code for "metal, but, no really, legit!"

Also using "aspie" in ref. to someone who has detailed knowledge of a very particular subject is offensive and mean.

Haha, the other night my husband said I was "classically trained at memorizing every stupid song that's ever been played on the radio."

At least he didn't say I was "aspie" at it.

i feel like i still see it all the time as code for "legit", when it usually means "this person took piano lessons as a kid".

in pitchfork's review of james blake today:

The gifted British producer's new EP is rooted in the piano (he's classically trained)

Yeah, it's always used as though there's some single Classical Institute that is like the Oxford of music or something. It's a little like saying "You probably wouldn't want to get into a fight with X -- he studied martial arts."

"copydeck"

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORD "COPY"?? WHY "DECK"?? AAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

Is that a verb or a noun? What's going on there?

it's an advertising thing

http://www.katetoon.com/2009/05/how-to-write-a-copy-deck-in-five-easy-steps/

"corny"

Can I just
Fuck with
, son

site:pitchfork.com "classically trained"

About 406 results

site:ilxor.com "classically trained"

About 2,020 results

O_O

ilx has been around too long

"all good things come to those who wait"

site:pitchfork.com "classically trained"

About 406 results

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, February 15, 2011 2:15 PM Bookmark

This isn't even "use other words," it's just "don't use." It's meaningless.

"corny"

^^^^

i'll stop using the word "corny" as soon as someone invents a better word for describing corn

give Blake a chance to showcase his classically trained piano work

... Of late, however, the classically trained Blake has started ...

... Blake is a classically trained pianist, this is a predominant ...

22 year old classically trained pianist James Blake finally releases his self-titled debut album.

The gifted British producer's new EP is rooted in the piano (he's classically trained), ...

While the experimentation of the classically trained British producer James Blake seem carefully crafted

Jan 13, 2011... CMYK, and Klavierwerke) showcased the various talents of the classically-trained young Blake. On his self titled debut James Blake ...

It's rather an audacious title, but Blake is classically trained. ...

"Classically trained" isn't meaningless if the person in question does actually play/sing Beethoven, Brahms, etc.

(I agree it's meaningless in the context people usually use it, ie "this person took lessons from someone")

I've always taken it to mean they were beaten as children when they tried to skip out on piano lessons

shakey mo cornier

what's wrong with corny? would you prefer hokey, cheesy...?

i take it to mean "this person plays the piano", or sometimes "this person plays the violin". and that they were forced to play etudes for a few months in fourth grade.

Jordan otm.

I wouldn't be surprised if that fool in Pomp-la-mousse wasn't "classically trained"

shakey mo cornier

what's wrong with corny? would you prefer hokey, cheesy...?

all these terms are used as shorthand to paper over some seriously unexamined preconceptions

corn-like

kornesque

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e2/Cornology.jpg/220px-Cornology.jpg

I like the word "corny." I think it was used by Lee Konitz to describe Lenny Tristano's behavior during the famous Jimmy Garrison metronome incident.

I almost thought you were kidding but Iguess there was such an incident. No mention of 'corny' though.

http://raggedshirts.com/images/home/oh-me-so-corny-me-so-horny-funny-tshirt.jpg

Ned, that might have been, um, in a private communication. You can see that he does like to use the word, though, by looking here: http://books.google.com/books?id=pc4CsgVHLw0C&pg=PA91&lpg=PA91&dq=lennie+tristano+metronome+konitz+corny&source=bl&ots=g49QKJ9lfr&sig=vGpw6dLBMTLxuAupbDylZlhyJeA&hl=en&ei=VwNbTZKCKciftgf85KSFDA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CBMQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=corny&f=false