The nation may survive, but the wound to hope and order will never fully heal - US elections 2016: the october surprises

i think this shows podesta is a real pro politician. my spouse's response to huffman's question was far less decorous, involving several expletives and culminating with "that's not making risotto, that's making rice with gravy".

in case you were still wondering about GMOs, this email pretty much says it all

It should come as no surprise that Clinton employs people who can't write or spell.

LOOOL

Was just coming here to post that remaining Trump surrogate Joseph Arpaio has just been charged with criminal contempt, according to reportage photographer friend at courthouse right now.

Make Arborio Great Again

It should come as no surprise that Clinton employs people who can't write or spell.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 11, 2016 2:24 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh get off it, everyone sends out tons of quick work emails or slacks that are incorrectly punctuated or in all lowercase or might have a spelling error

not my coworkers

waddup

j/k

i have never sent anyone slacks at work, what am i a fuckin mens wearhouse

you couldn't really invent more pitch-perfect POS rich spoiled scumbags like the two older trump sons

― marcos, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 10:48 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, i've wondered this whole cycle why they decided to accentuate this by having gordon gekko hairstyles

also all those words are spelled correctly (I wouldn't call the will/with typo a misspelling, just the result of a hastily-written email arising from a pressing risotto query) xp

Joe Arpaio needs to serve a couple of years in one of his corporately-run for-profit jails, where humiliation and dehumanization are key tools in inmate management.

t/s: screwing up it's/its vs. screwing up their/there/they're

Both unforgivable crimes against humanity imo

vs. every dude on twitter who acts like a genius when the spot someone made a small typo

as a maricopa county resident, my greatest hope right now is that trump's collapse kills GOP turnout and arpaio is finally turned out of office

vs. every dude on twitter who acts like a genius when the spot someone made a small typo

*they

oh get off it, everyone sends out tons of quick work emails or slacks that are incorrectly punctuated or in all lowercase or might have a spelling error

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown),

dude, you can't fuck with incorrectly punctuated and spelled risotto recipes.

is this the kind of petty bullshit that ought to be below us OR IS IT REALLY the kind of genuine expert view that shows a glimpse of someone's inner life hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://theslot.jezebel.com/what-is-up-with-trumps-ill-fitting-suits-a-world-famou-1787666547?rev=1476213062073

What are the qualities a man has to have to pull off a really nice suit?

He needs to be at ease with himself. You need to wear the clothes, the clothes mustn’t wear you. And I think when someone has not an easy figure—he’s not the hardest figure, but he’s not the easiest; he’s not Barack Obama, is he?—they need to be at one with that and allow the clothes to work with their weaknesses, as opposed to fighting against them. You can’t interrupt your clothes, can you?

If Donald Trump came into your store, would you serve him?

We serve all our clients without discriminating against what they do or where they do it. We’d be more than happy to help Mr. Trump dress better—because at the end of the day, we all have to look at him.

omg I'm jubilant at possible tide turning against arpaio!

i gave up grammar nazi-ing when i noticed that doing so caused my rate of typographical errors to skyrocket

surely some universal law about that

load up on risotto imo

I don't know whether to believe the NRO commenter who claimed that during his morning show Sean Hannity defended Trump by claiming, " King David had 500 concubines for crying out loud!" I hope so.

Jeb!s national security adviser goes on a tweetstorm. Same thing you're seeing from all these clowns now.

https://twitter.com/noonanjo

vs. every dude on twitter who acts like a genius when the spot someone made a small typo

must you take EVERYTHING from me

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/sean-hannity-defends-trump-grabbing-pssy-king-david-had-500-concubines/ xxxpost

otm, i've wondered this whole cycle why they decided to accentuate this by having gordon gekko hairstyles

Easy; they're the kind of fuckhead who saw Gekko and wanted to be _that_. Like that Dave Aurini the mra/pua fuckhead who deliberately shaved his head and grew a goatee to model himself as some sorta video game supervillain/LaVey type.

(Aurini also wrote a novel, set in post-apoc Ontario, and regularly films himself in front of a conspicuously placed skull prop on YouTube)

there's definitely a difference between making an (actual) typo on twitter and making the same "typo" 3 different times in an email

Never thought I'd see the day when Glenn Beck supports a Democrat, are pigs flying somewhere?
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/10/10/glenn-beck-electing-hillary-clinton-moral-ethical-choice/

people who misuse its/it's are monsters obv

your crazy!!

Robert Christgau on Hillary and canvassing.

So right, Bernie. On the issues he was Hillary's superior, on implementation anything but. Admirably untouched by big money, he was undeterred by a single attack ad or exposé of his wild socialist youth because he was the opponent the right wanted. So he was dizzied by the unsullied adulation he inspired just like every other new star in history. Of course he reveled in his newfound fame after sixty years of failing to lead humanity into righteousness. But when his wife, Jane, reported indignantly that he'd called the Daily News's sane follow-up questions on breaking up the banks "an inquisition," I lost what little faith I had that he was ready to govern.

Yet not only did he beef up the platform more than seemed possible, he now agrees with me on Hillary and is doing something about it on campuses nationwide. Pullquote: "I know about as much about third-party politics as anybody in Congress. And I want anybody who's thinking about voting against Hillary Clinton, and casting a protest vote because she is not all they would like her to be, to understand what the consequences for the country and the world will be

Should do wonders for Nader fans too.

Beck is so boring. Jones & Drudge...that's the good shit. REAL insanity. REAL nastiness. the hurricane was FAKE

there's definitely a difference between making an (actual) typo on twitter and making the same "typo" 3 different times in an email

― k3vin k.

whenever i try to copy edit my own writing i'm utterly appalled at how awful my spelling and grammar are.

somehow I bet Morbz is unconvinced

xxp

fucking hell, kellyane conway, going there

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/10/kellyanne-conway-says-lawmakers-guilty-of-sexual-harassment.html

“I would talk to some of the members of Congress there when I was younger and prettier, them rubbing against girls, sticking their tongues down women’s throats who were uninvited, didn’t like it,” Conway told Matthews, according to Roll Call. “You’re saying, ‘yeah,’ because you know it’s true … And some of them, by the way, are on the list of people who won’t support Donald Trump because they all ride around on their high horse.”

i'm trying to read that voice piece but my lord what font are they using, because the "x" in that font turns every word containing an "x" into a '90s mountain dew advertisement.

that was yesterday, do keep up!

xp

or at least an ear X-tacy bumper sticker

look i'm drinking from the broken sewer pipe as fast as i can

new thread title

there's your new thread title

xp!

So, does this mean kellyanne conway approves of sexual harassment, but only when it is done by Trump and those loyal to him and not when it is perpetrated by disloyal Republicans, or what?

Top post on the schadenfreude goldmine that is /r/the_donald right now

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/56zr4w/im_35_and_today_i_registered_to_vote_for_the/

Notable for the first thread of comments, which are accidentally spot-on

yeah no i'm not looking at the sub for any reason

seriously

well maybe on nov 9th