The nation may survive, but the wound to hope and order will never fully heal - US elections 2016: the october surprises

the phenomenon of ben carson is perhaps even more mysterious to me than that of trump

he seems to exist on a different level of reality

I'm not crazy
I'm just a little unwell

finally dawned on me who Trump has been reminding me of this whole time. Psycho-Man!

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14642329_10155178438807137_6961450381826438282_n.jpg?oh=65bde1735e548d1ae4e8321bca814cb3&oe=589C94C7

Figures:

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/785908590422786048

don't drag In-N-Out into this!

the core, the heart music: millennials
http://www.stereogum.com/1903806/hillary-clinton-finally-breaks-her-legendary-silence-about-kanye-wests-curtailed-meadows-set/video/

― flappy bird, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 2:14 PM (twelve minutes ago

smh crackers is biters, i hope gabe got royalties for this

Figures:

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/785908590422786048

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Looks like Nate P!

https://youtu.be/ioZZcjzmy-4 is what Trump reminds me of

This is going to be the worst halloween ever.

something about this tweet seems to capture the whole mad circle of the donald: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/785846205750337537

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/785908590422786048

"wesinjapan ‏@wesinjapan 22m22 minutes ago
@Green_Footballs The Punch Me in the Face Starter Kit."

This is going to be the worst halloween ever.

― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, October 11, 2016 2:53 PM

lol i can't find the picture now but i did wear a wig and a suit and went as the donald halloween 2006 or so. smh

OMG U GUYS

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CugcrMaWYAAY4y1.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CugcrMaWYAAY4y1.jpg

Assange delivers

smh in the pocket of big rice

more like john polenta, m i rit

lol

is that real?

i think this shows podesta is a real pro politician. my spouse's response to huffman's question was far less decorous, involving several expletives and culminating with "that's not making risotto, that's making rice with gravy".

in case you were still wondering about GMOs, this email pretty much says it all

It should come as no surprise that Clinton employs people who can't write or spell.

LOOOL

Was just coming here to post that remaining Trump surrogate Joseph Arpaio has just been charged with criminal contempt, according to reportage photographer friend at courthouse right now.

Make Arborio Great Again

It should come as no surprise that Clinton employs people who can't write or spell.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 11, 2016 2:24 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh get off it, everyone sends out tons of quick work emails or slacks that are incorrectly punctuated or in all lowercase or might have a spelling error

not my coworkers

waddup

j/k

i have never sent anyone slacks at work, what am i a fuckin mens wearhouse

you couldn't really invent more pitch-perfect POS rich spoiled scumbags like the two older trump sons

― marcos, Tuesday, October 11, 2016 10:48 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, i've wondered this whole cycle why they decided to accentuate this by having gordon gekko hairstyles

also all those words are spelled correctly (I wouldn't call the will/with typo a misspelling, just the result of a hastily-written email arising from a pressing risotto query) xp

Joe Arpaio needs to serve a couple of years in one of his corporately-run for-profit jails, where humiliation and dehumanization are key tools in inmate management.

t/s: screwing up it's/its vs. screwing up their/there/they're

Both unforgivable crimes against humanity imo

vs. every dude on twitter who acts like a genius when the spot someone made a small typo

as a maricopa county resident, my greatest hope right now is that trump's collapse kills GOP turnout and arpaio is finally turned out of office

vs. every dude on twitter who acts like a genius when the spot someone made a small typo

*they

oh get off it, everyone sends out tons of quick work emails or slacks that are incorrectly punctuated or in all lowercase or might have a spelling error

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown),

dude, you can't fuck with incorrectly punctuated and spelled risotto recipes.

is this the kind of petty bullshit that ought to be below us OR IS IT REALLY the kind of genuine expert view that shows a glimpse of someone's inner life hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://theslot.jezebel.com/what-is-up-with-trumps-ill-fitting-suits-a-world-famou-1787666547?rev=1476213062073

What are the qualities a man has to have to pull off a really nice suit?

He needs to be at ease with himself. You need to wear the clothes, the clothes mustn’t wear you. And I think when someone has not an easy figure—he’s not the hardest figure, but he’s not the easiest; he’s not Barack Obama, is he?—they need to be at one with that and allow the clothes to work with their weaknesses, as opposed to fighting against them. You can’t interrupt your clothes, can you?

If Donald Trump came into your store, would you serve him?

We serve all our clients without discriminating against what they do or where they do it. We’d be more than happy to help Mr. Trump dress better—because at the end of the day, we all have to look at him.

omg I'm jubilant at possible tide turning against arpaio!

i gave up grammar nazi-ing when i noticed that doing so caused my rate of typographical errors to skyrocket

surely some universal law about that

load up on risotto imo

I don't know whether to believe the NRO commenter who claimed that during his morning show Sean Hannity defended Trump by claiming, " King David had 500 concubines for crying out loud!" I hope so.

Jeb!s national security adviser goes on a tweetstorm. Same thing you're seeing from all these clowns now.

https://twitter.com/noonanjo

vs. every dude on twitter who acts like a genius when the spot someone made a small typo

must you take EVERYTHING from me

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/sean-hannity-defends-trump-grabbing-pssy-king-david-had-500-concubines/ xxxpost

otm, i've wondered this whole cycle why they decided to accentuate this by having gordon gekko hairstyles

Easy; they're the kind of fuckhead who saw Gekko and wanted to be _that_. Like that Dave Aurini the mra/pua fuckhead who deliberately shaved his head and grew a goatee to model himself as some sorta video game supervillain/LaVey type.

(Aurini also wrote a novel, set in post-apoc Ontario, and regularly films himself in front of a conspicuously placed skull prop on YouTube)

there's definitely a difference between making an (actual) typo on twitter and making the same "typo" 3 different times in an email

Never thought I'd see the day when Glenn Beck supports a Democrat, are pigs flying somewhere?
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/10/10/glenn-beck-electing-hillary-clinton-moral-ethical-choice/