The nation may survive, but the wound to hope and order will never fully heal - US elections 2016: the october surprises

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i did not know, but could have guessed, that the cartoonist for the ny post is a sick puppy

http://www.caglecartoons.com/viewimage.asp?ID={29B1D885-1636-429B-AF08-7AA38E7E5630}

goole, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

Holy fucking shit:

http://www.caglecartoons.com/viewimage.asp?ID={29B1D885-1636-429B-AF08-7AA38E7E5630}

For those who don't know, the cartoonist, Sean Delonas, worked for the New York Post for many years. He did this one back in 2009:

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-18-cartoon.jpg

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

Warren Buffett sent this out as a press release about an hour ago:

Answering a question last night about his $916 million income tax loss carryforward in 1995, Donald Trump stated that “Warren Buffett took a massive deduction.” Mr. Trump says he knows more about taxes than any other human. He has not seen my income tax returns. But I am happy to give him the facts.

My 2015 return shows adjusted gross income of $11,563,931. My deductions totaled $5,477,694, of which allowable charitable contributions were $3,469,179. All but $36,037 of the remainder was for state income taxes.

The total charitable contributions I made during the year were $2,858,057,970, of which more than $2.85 billion were not taken as deductions and never will be. Tax law properly limits charitable deductions.

My federal income tax for the year was $1,845,557. Returns for previous years are of a similar nature in respect to contributions, deductions and tax rates.

I have paid federal income tax every year since 1944, when I was 13. (Though, being a slow starter, I owed only $7 in tax that year.) I have copies of all 72 of my returns and none uses a carryforward.

Finally, I have been audited by the IRS multiple times and am currently being audited. I have no problem in releasing my tax information while under audit. Neither would Mr. Trump – at least he would have no legal problem.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

related to the above, one of the espn stations' debate counterprogramming was this:
http://www.espn.com/30for30/film?page=small-potatoes-who-killed-the-usfl

maura, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ughHugs/status/785301585916198912

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

One of my favorite things about this has been Actual Billionaires like Buffett and Cuban treating Trump like the clown shoe he is. I'm just imagining him reading that Buffett release and smashing plates.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Seven minutes ago - it's on like Donkey Kong

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/785530928256933888

Donald J. TrumpVerified account
‏@realDonaldTrump
Paul Ryan should spend more time on balancing the budget, jobs and illegal immigration and not waste his time on fighting Republican nominee

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:29 (seven years ago) link

https://media.giphy.com/media/RHiD0K65NxxLO/giphy.gif

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:33 (seven years ago) link

looool

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

paul ryan's unending torment is boundlessly entertaining

spongeboy bigpants (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

I don't think this has shown up yet today:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/10/10/trump-taj-mahal-closes-after-years-losses/91845566/

sleeve, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

"Chill, broheem, we'll get to the budget."

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intel/2012/10/11/11-paul-ryan-time-p90x-2.w190.h190.2x.jpg

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

what a spineless fuck. all these guys prevaricating for a sec before endorsing Trump and then all of a sudden dropping their endorsements (sort of), and trying to save face... they deserve to lose their jobs

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

A month of Trump doing that would probably provide some cover for Ryan four years from now--he can pretend Trump went to war over the decisive action Ryan never actually took.

clemenza, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

Not only a total lack of moral courage, but practical sense... they played themselves

flappy bird, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/785344018108387329

realllllllly going for it.

still kinda nervous about his whole "rigged election" schtick. i know it probbbbbbbably won't happen but i shudder at the thought of ppl rioting over this

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

xp
It's one thing to get your eyebrows singed because you went too close to the dumpster fire, another to get burned alive because you jumped in.

nickn, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump – Verified account ‏@realDonaldTrump

Paul Ryan should spend more time on balancing the budget, jobs and illegal immigration and not waste his time on fighting Republican nominee

iatee, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

I see in that pic above that Paul Ryan has reversed his "Make America Great Again" hat. But, confusingly, he also appears to be practicing his pussy grab technique. Just where does he stand anyway?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

just feeling kinda sick about this whole spectacle today for some reason. usually i don't let it get to me

global tetrahedron, Monday, 10 October 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

Where? In Dothan?

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

Re: Trump supporters rioting. I don't see that happening in major cities or even anywhere close by. But I guess I would worry if I were anything other than a lily white VFW biker and I lived in a Culpepper or a Dothan or The Villages etc

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

I can't help but keep thinking how curious it is that Trump attacks BILL Clinton when he is standing against Hillary Clinton.

I know he tries to extend it to her, 'Hillary attacked these women' etc, but he's mainly attacking someone who's not standing against him rather than the person who is.

In the Right Wing world, attacking Bill's behavior is polite way of saying "the marriage is a sham and Huma has a toothbrush in Hillary's bathroom"

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.),

dying...

no one is going to riot, guys

k3vin k., Monday, 10 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

Lotta winners here (ilx code will munch this URL)

http://www.caglecartoons.com/archive.asp?ArtistID={45ECBDAA-2F25-4FEE-91FF-A9FF109FB29B}

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/abc7jeffg/status/785545612943093760

Trumpkins protesting outside RNC headquarters in Virginia.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

there obv were so many batshit moments it's hard to keep track last night but i think that one thing that's getting a bit overlooked is how much did he succeed in driving down his numbers with african americans and latinos even further? his answers were abysmal esp to the older gentleman

i guess you hit a certain rock bottom but everyone has been so focused on his numbers w/suburban women

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

driving down his numbers with the african americans and latinos hispanics even further?

fixed

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

Mutherfucker is at 0% in Detroit City, and I just hope that MI Dems can leverage this into clearing out the state GOP as possible. Sorry, Rhyno, while I would greatly appreciate more pro-wrestlers as elected officials, you're campaigning in the wrong party.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

get ready for 4 more years of whining that the republican candidate got 0 votes in certain urban divisions which obv means that there's voter fraud and not that the candidate was a total piece of shit

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link

Mutherfucker is at 0% in Detroit City, and I just hope that MI Dems can leverage this into clearing out the state GOP as possible. Sorry, Rhyno, while I would greatly appreciate more pro-wrestlers as elected officials, you're campaigning in the wrong party.

― (rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish)

lol at the idea of a republican candidate who literally calls himself "rhino"

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link

Stephen OhlemacherVerified account
‏@stephenatap

This is remarkable: Mitch McConnell tells Chamber of Commerce in KY "I don't have any observations to make" about the presidential election.

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

also checking "paul ryan" trending topic on twitter, he's so fucked...equally split between tweets like this

Mike ‏@mike4193496 3h3 hours ago
Message to Paul Ryan: Pull away from Trump you pull away from your country. You're a selfish political hack scumbag who should be ashamed.

&

Jon LovettVerified account ‏@jonlovett 3h3 hours ago
I'm Paul Ryan, the serious one, who will not defend my party's nominee, but also will not not defend him, for he is not not my candidate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybUqM8jf3mU

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CubS-hSWIAAv1Zh.jpg:small

mookieproof, Monday, 10 October 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

Hell smells like hard boiled eggs. Always impressed by how they figured that out.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

I mean...I can buy it

Number None, Monday, 10 October 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link

Obama used to mask the smell with cigarette smoke but once he reached the Oval Office he let it seep out

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 10 October 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

I somehow (didn't gaf) managed to be completely unaware of the existence of Alex Jones until very recently. He sure does combine political and religious crazy into a big pile of deplorable.

Hearing in a few places now that at least two more big oppo hits are coming, one of which is being described as "worse than the n-word", so buckle up folks

frogbs, Monday, 10 October 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

i remember the bush years when occasionally you'd see ppl on the left linking to infowars

goole, Monday, 10 October 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

xp link?

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

yea xp I'm getting impatient for the other hits to come, weekend was a blast laughing at all this shit going down

marcos, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

I'm still waiting for the Michelle Obama says whitey video. Any day now.

duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

i guess they're trying to space them out. next one on friday?

Mordy, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:05 (seven years ago) link

i'm v skeptical that there's one person behind this based on the story about the access hollywood tape, but if you're a sophisticated person doling this out, now is not the time to release another hit.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link

Alex Jones had a cable access show in Austin in the late 90s/early 2000s, my roommates used to get stoned and make fun of him. He's always been a complete loon. He hasn't gotten more crazy, just louder.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 10 October 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

maybe that has a lot of do with the performances of both candidates last night. Trump was like, fuck it something's coming, let's burn it down. hillary was like, no matter what you say tonight, you're finished by what's coming.

nomar, Monday, 10 October 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link


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