The nation may survive, but the wound to hope and order will never fully heal - US elections 2016: the october surprises

Haha no

Hahaha

https://twitter.com/sebastianbach/status/784924498256596992

Can we do one more thread just to use "Focus on my balls" as a threat title?

Just start an alternate election thread title thread

Focus on the Family (jewels)

I don't know how the GOP ever recovers from this

by nominating Ted Cruz, of course

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/09/opinion/sunday/donald-and-billy-on-the-bus.html?action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=opinion-c-col-left-region®ion=opinion-c-col-left-region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-left-region&_r=0

^FIRE

‏@IvankaTrump
Thank you Angie Phillips for inviting me to tour your plant Middletown Tube Works. #Ohio

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14642249_10155170964022137_5443945742917948284_n.jpg?oh=80bedebfeeb557210707c3efc43642d6&oe=586F27FA

Nice to see Ivanka lining up a job for after this whole thing falls to shit

xps lindy west is the bomb and im glad she is getting out in big pubs

i have nbc on and the last 10 commercials were political commercials - i've never seen so many at once!

ive been staying in NH for the weekend with my mother-in-common-law and all. the ads. are political ads. all the fucking time.

its enough to tell me i should never live in ohio, florida or colorado

i didn't even know some of the ppl they were advertising for + against i'm guessing house seats in other districts?

oh man does the rnc hate mcginty btw just non-stop anti-mcginty i can't wait for her to win and send that douchebag toomey home

To be fair, Rubio is kinda pretty.

http://i68.tinypic.com/mn1gf7.jpg

His programming needs an upgrade

I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing

^ my first, better, caption.

Could've been worse, he could've been stealing that Martin Lawrence joke.

do they even have to have an 'election' at this point like srsly

How many senators and reps will be dragged under by the suction of SS Trump.

I honestly wonder very gerrymandering that brought a legislative stalemate for most of the last two decades will work to the GOPs disadvantage in this very special year. A common 55-60% majority is surmountable when the other side can't bring themselves to the polls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuWY76X0sIQ

artisinal hatchet jobs

― esempiu (crüt), Sunday, 9 October 2016 01:11 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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I don't know how the GOP ever recovers from this.

Odds are we'll have 20+ years of a 5-4 or 6-3 moderate-liberal court, though, which is a game changer even on their ability to do the state-level rigging.

Maybe they just have to run out the clock on old racist people dying out so they can shift on bigotry and social conservatism.

I don't know how it just occurred to me but we're about to go at least a full 1/8 of a century without a white male in the big chair. I guess I get why people who are invested in white male hegemony insist that Clinton MUST NOT win. But y'all best prepare yourselves for the transgender Asian Latina president coming around the corner in 2024 cuz your shit is over.

Finally, an official statement by GBV

http://www.salon.com/2016/10/09/guided-by-voices-the-most-important-question-about-tonights-debate-is-who-will-be-inside-donald-trumps-head-his-advisors-or-hillary-clinton/

lol

DOnald Trump has nuclear weapons!?
― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, October 3, 2001 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DOnald Trump has nuclear weapons!?
That's almost as scar y as letting Hanle y have nuclear weapons!

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, October 3, 2001 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hanlerry

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuVJd-AUsAAS-tb.jpg

xpost wait i mean hanllery. spelling is difficult

are those....tic tacs in Ryan's mouth

or just Mitch McConnell's nuts

trump on twitter spree rn btw, nothing too zany as yet but the way he's quoting people suggests to me that he either doesn't know how to work twitter, or they took his phone again and he is struggling with an unfamiliar device. kinda hard to read.

The 'tremendous support' tweet was posted from an android phone, next tweet after that (only 5 mins later) from iPhone.

Sure he'll have more than one phone, but could just as well be staff doing it? Idk

After iPhone tweet the quote tweets from android again.

Trump clearly acting like juanita broaddrick is his own alicia machado analog

What an idiot, totally showing his debate hand

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/10/if-trump-werent-a-monster-clintons-speeches-would-matter.html

Levitz takes Yglesias taking on the Wall Street speech leaks and it's profoundly boring. I think people are quite familiar with how conformist and pragmatic Clinton can be. And Bernie got a lot more mileage out of the speeches being unreleased during the primaries.

(Tiny) debate hand

Xp

Gonna call bill a rapist to hillary's face on nat'l TV

he's gonna say Hillary was born in Kenya

Holy shit at the Juanita Broaddrick tweets he has retweeted.

"So many self-righteous hypocrites. Watch their poll numbers - and elections - go down!"

Unlike me! The taste! Not A Fan!

for a moment I thought he meant the people he'd just retweeted

out of the tree of life
I just picked me a tic-tac

I don't get everyone one here saying the Republican Party is going to collapse/break apart. They still have the guaranteed support of 35% of the voters out there. All they have to do next time around is nominate the Reaganest looking mofo they can get their hands on and it'll be back to normal.

Who would that be

They clearly have no more reagans at the moment